SternburgExport
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- Comment on I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual 3 months ago:
yes, moved here almost 2 years ago
- Comment on I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual 3 months ago:
Interesting to see that it ain’t any better 30km from here…
- Comment on Ive bought two 3 months ago:
Man I really hope that app requires an active internet connection and a registered account. And it would be real nice if the app wasn’t optimized at all and support would end after 3 updates.
- Comment on I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual 3 months ago:
Even better when it doesn‘t proof jackshit. Lost my ID and needed a new one so I went to my city with my birth certificate asking for a new one. And they really said that wasn‘t enough and they needed confirmation from the city I got the ID originally from that it was actually me.
Well why did I need to bring it in the first place then? Glad it took them only six months to get me a new ID as well. Fucking german bureaucracy.
- Comment on Hellooooo! 3 months ago:
Do I look high?
- Comment on Slimy little weasel caption contest 4 months ago:
The man, the myth, the legend. The one that beats Apple „Geniuses“ at repairing Macs while drinking Jägermeister.
- Comment on Real 4 months ago:
And it will use as much energy as everything else in the house combined.
- Comment on Don't. 4 months ago:
Whatever happened to try it before you buy it.
- Comment on Sevens 4 months ago:
sieben
- Comment on Ironing 4 months ago:
Yes?
- Comment on Literally bad 6 months ago:
You got the wrong animal. I have two bunnies that just get excited when I get out of bed in the morning.
- Comment on Discovering what this man has done has ruined my day 6 months ago:
Looking at current AfD votes that whole learning from mistakes thing didn’t work out that well.
- Comment on Now, if it was a Pixel... 6 months ago:
try selling a locked iPhone
- Comment on Not my forte 6 months ago:
me heading down trails on my mountainbike that look “rideable“
- Comment on Failed drug test 6 months ago:
get a different plug
- Comment on Yep, defintely not a bad person 7 months ago:
I drink a lot. Mostly to forget.
But sometimes I drink so much, I don’t remember what I was trying to forget.
Now I remember.
I need a drink.
jokes aside please don’t let this shit be real
- Comment on Yeah... 😬 8 months ago:
Those are the kind of people to have kids……
- Comment on These sepia filters are getting out of hand 8 months ago:
The official Need for Speed Most Wanted (2005) glasses
- Comment on Grandpa still got it 9 months ago:
Oh fuck just reading the word Neckermann takes me back.
- Comment on Poor Poor Pitiful Me 9 months ago:
iPhone 4 is that you?
- Comment on Hund 9 months ago:
didntidoitforyou
- Comment on he's self smarted 11 months ago:
supply and command
- Comment on I love purple. 11 months ago:
Meth is blue
- Comment on New gameplay 11 months ago:
GTA VI takes place in Vice City which is Rockstars version of Miami.
- Comment on Angry bald man 11 months ago:
„Men don‘t fear you…“ And why exactly should they?
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
I don‘t want to be put in casket when I die and have people mourning. Two things should be thrown when I die: a big ass party and whatever is left of me into the trash.
- Comment on Japanese chip flavors 11 months ago:
Hey b0ss!
- Comment on It's busy here 11 months ago:
Me checking if no ones on the hallway before leaving my apartment
- Comment on Can anyone confirm? 11 months ago:
No. That’s not a 98 Focus,
- Comment on apple users in a nutshell 11 months ago:
Ah shit here we go again…