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Maybe AI won't be taking all of our jobs after all?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And now for the secret ingredient… fear.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I see we are using the Gordon Ramsay cookbook today. I prefer Justin Wilson where the secret ingredient is wine for the cook

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Personally, I prefer Alton Brown, where the secret ingredient is goofiness.

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    • rwhitisissle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark from old school Nickelodeon (1992 to 1996) that had this as the exact premise.

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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you don't have fresh vedk store bought is okay

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  • DrSleepless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gotta have fear

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just make sure to separate the yellow fear from the white fear.

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      • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Once I got a double yellow fear. That was a good day.

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      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yep, especially if you’re a Green Lantern

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    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You should use all-purpose fear, bread fear will make the cake tough.

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    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you don’t have fresh fear, canned fear works fine.

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like how it just explicitly refuses to label the butger bowls

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  • skulkbane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t know, it does recommend eggs ol like all master chiefs.

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    • skooks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Go away, I’m Batin’

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    • RQG@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Crushed Walduts.

      Walduts.

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    • independantiste@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Vegeuble extract

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      • Llewellyn@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you don’t have it in your kitchen then why are you even here?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t use Cugar in your carrot cake. It will make it too savory.

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      • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But throwing in some extra walnut with three different labels is perfectly fine though.

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    • Eiim@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh no, vanilla extract is back!

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    • vsh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ✨ Caviot Cake ✨

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  • 257m@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fear is my favourite type of egg to use in cakes.

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    • Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah here I was using love. Never thought of fear. I imagine it to have an essence of piss.

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  • nednobbins@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Every time I see posts like this I remember a frequent argument I had in the early 2000’s.

    Every time I talked with photography students (I worked at an art school) or a general photography enthusiast, I got the same smug predictions about digital photography. The resolution sucked, the color sucked, the artist doesn’t have enough control, etc. They all assured me that digital photography might be nice for casual vacation photos and maybe a few specialty applications but no way, no how, not even when hell freezes over would any serious photographer ever consider digital.

    At the time I would think back to my annoying grade school discussions with teachers who assured me that (dot matrix) printers just sucked. Serious writing was done by hand and if you didn’t know cursive you might as well be illiterate.

    For some reasons people keep forgetting that technology marches on. The dumb glitches that are so easy to make fun of now, will get addressed. There are billions of dollars pouring into AI development. Every major company and country is developing them. The pay rates for AI developer jobs attract huge amounts of people to solve those problems.

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    • assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Certainly, but none of those technologies completely replaced things. The existing way of doing things became hobbies and remain the preference over the technology which disrupted the field.

      Not to mention, technologies will sometimes flop, only to resurface later in a completely different package. The PDA was maybe popular for a year? But now we all have smartphones which effectively capture that concept. The Wii U failed, but the Switch has been wildly popular.

      It’s probably premature to say that AI will completely fail, but also that AI will completely replace everything. I just used a Polaroid camera this past weekend at a wedding, and it was enjoyable in a way digital cameras or phones wouldn’t have been. I still write things out at work, particularly if I’m trying to wrap my head around some math or a difficult concept. Typing it out doesn’t work as well.

      I think it is safe to say that there are some things AI will never be able to replace, just like there are some things digital cameras couldn’t replace, nor our phones.

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    • soulsource@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And up to now we have zero indication that the current approach isn’t a dead end. Bill Gates, for instance, thinks that GPT-4 is a development plateau: heise.de/-9337989

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      • nednobbins@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bill has made some famously bad predictions in the past. Here’s a small sample independent.co.uk/…/the-worst-things-bill-gates-e…

        It’s possible that the current $100 billion market size of AI and all the AI job openings are completely misplaced but that’s indication that a lot of people have pretty high expectations that AI will continue to grow.

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      • rwhitisissle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ah, yes, famous expert in artificial intelligence and machine learning, Bill Gates.

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We have plenty of indication, when we look at past technologies that plenty thought to have plateaued still being improved.

        Didn’t Bill Gates think spam would been a thing of the past … in 2006.

        My junk folder disagrees.

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    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s either the “it’ll never work” take or the “it’ll destroy the industry!” take, and both are kinda childish. New technologies are tools, nothing more, nothing less. Learn to use them and they’ll make your life easier. Integrate them if they’re threatening your livelihood. Learn and adapt, it’s how progress has always worked.

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    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Same. Remember the same arguments. Heck I still get into it with clients sometimes. Usually snark works

      Me: wasn’t 2013 nice? I had a full set of hair and didn’t have to diet, but as much as I might miss 2013 it isn’t 2013 anymore. Time to move forward.

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      • nednobbins@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m guessing this argument has been going on longer than either of us can remember.

        There was a long time when guns were considered interesting toys but not something a sane person would take onto the battlefield; especially not without some sort of backup. Hell, the “three musketeers” were more known for their fencing than their firearms skill.

        I’m sure back in the day some chucklehead complained that papyrus was cute but anything important had to be carved in stone tablet.

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  • WEE_WOO@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s shocking to me how many people try to make cakes without fear. It just doesn’t taste the same without it

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    • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh I wouldn’t dare

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    • meowMix2525@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Last time I tried that I burned my entire kitchen down

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  • Nacktmull@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is it even called artificial intelligence, when it´s obviously just (mindless) artificial pattern reproduction?

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    • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because that’s what intelligence is. There’s a very funny video floating around of a squirrel repeatedly trying to bury an acorn in a dog’s fur and completely failing to understand why it’s not working. Now sure, a squirrel is not the smartest animal in the world, but it does have some intelligence, and yet there it is just mindlessly reproducing a pattern in the wrong context. Maybe you’re thinking that humans aren’t like that, that we make decisions by actually think through our actions and their consequences instead of just repeating learned patterns. I put it to you that if that were the case, we wouldn’t still be dealing with the same problems that have been plaguing us for millennia.

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    • BluesF@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Machine Learning is such a better name. It describes what is happening - a machine is learning to do some specific thing. In this case to take text and output pictures… It’s limited by what it learned from. It learned from arrays of numbers representing colours of pixels, and from strings of text. It doesn’t know what that text means, it just knows how to translate it into arrays of numbers… There is no intelligence, only limited learning.

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      • Streetdog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There is no intelligence, only limited learning.

        Am I machine learning?

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      • DroneRights@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Machine Learning isn’t a good name for these services because they aren’t learning. You don’t teach them by interacting with them. The developers did the teaching and the machine did the learning before you ever opened the browser window. You’re interacting with the result of learning, not with the learning.

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      • Fungah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Are we so different?

        Isn’t meaning just comparing and contracting similarly learned patterns against each other and saying “this is not all of those other things”.?

        The closer you scrutinize meaning the fuzzier it gets. Linguistically at least, though now that I think about it I suppose the same holds true in science as well.

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    • Barack_Embalmer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      AI is also the minmax algorithm for solving tic-tac-toe, and the ghosts that chase Pac-Man around. It’s a broad term. It doesn’t always have to mean “mindblowing super-intelligence that surpasses humans in every conceivable way”. So it makes mistakes - therefore it’s not “intelligent” in some way?

      A lot of the latest thought in cognitive science couches human cognition in similar terms to pattern recognition - some of the latest theories are known as “embodied cognition” and “4E cognition” if you want to look them up.

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    • K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Honestly I think it’s marketing ai sells better then machine learning programs

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because it is intelligent enough to find and reproduce patters. Kind of like humans.

      But it is artificial.

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    • Damdy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, I think it comes down to a fundamental belief on consciousness. If you’re non religious, you probably think that consciousness is a purely biological and understandable process. This is complete understandable and should be replicable. Therefore, artificial intelligence. But it’s hard as dong to do well.

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      • ricdeh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Why the hell are you being downvoted? I thought Lemmy had no religious fundamentalists or spiritualists

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    • xeetzer@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I guess the same reason why smartphones are called “smart” phones.

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  • r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    sugar sugar potper egs fear butger milk miilk

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  • Shellbeach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Potper… I can’t stop giggling

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  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You bad spellers are saving our jobs. Thank you.

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    • Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yor welbcumb.

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Too many people forget the veເk…

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Without fear … all you have is drywall compound and a great mix to patch a few holes in the wall.

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    • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      the real cake is the holes we filled along the way

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      • Confused_Emus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • Seraph@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Butger

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  • RandomStickman@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I got potper and vedk but what's the 2 yellow cube please help it's urgent

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    • dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s malk.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ingredient X, the unknown element. Do not use in low gravity environments.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The shaving cream atom?

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      • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Twitter?

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    • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One’s hokt and the other is faith

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    milk… miiiiilk.

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  • crystalmerchant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fear

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  • chrishazfun@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    butger

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  • NessD@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Remember to buy just a medium fear. Large fear will make you sore beating it stiff!

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  • stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe AI with purpose of making images won’t be taking cook’s jobs?

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  • BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is that why my cakes keep falling? I thought butger was optional.

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  • Seraphin@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Butter comes in egg form now? What a time to be alive

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  • bl4ckblooc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are any of these translated ingredients?

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  • Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the FEAR CAKE.

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  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honestly, this is much better than what I would’ve expected.

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We haven’t made AI, we’ve just put shinier stickers on a god damn Chinese Room

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  • revlayle@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    egs

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  • EatYouWell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This reminds me of my last and final salvia trip. I fell through a black hole (my black papasan chair) and landed in the Steamboat Willie cartoon, except the colors were black, white, and evil. Then a giant red theater curtain fell on me, and I was back in reality, except everything was made of squares that were rotating on their vertical axis.

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  • Adequately_Insane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If I had a penny for every “this new stuff will never work” and then it did, I could probably afford nice dinner.

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