Clown_Tempura

@Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Couldn't See Anymore:' Bored Ape Conference Attendees Wake Up With Searing Eye Pain, Vision Loss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a particularly surprising sort of capstone to finish off this whole stupid NFT thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Over 10 Years After It Was Announced, Star Citizen’s Single-Player Squadron 42 Is ‘Feature Complete’ - IGN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Laugh at Scam Citizen backers. Mock Scam Citizen backers. Make memes of Scam Citizen backers. Launch the hopes and dreams of Scam Citizen backers into the sun. Dunk the self esteem of Scam Citizen backers into a trash can. Funnel the dignity of Scam Citizen backers into a wood chipper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe AI won't be taking all of our jobs after all?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the FEAR CAKE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube isn't happy you're using ad blockers — and it's doing something about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe I’ll disable AdBlock if you get rid of unskippable ads. What’s that, you’re not gonna? Then I’m not gonna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Overview Trailer – Nintendo Switch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks great, a much needed departure from the NSMB formula, not that those games weren’t fun. Not a fan of Nabbit and Yoshi being locked behind easy mode, but at least it’s lore friendly I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would like to enjoy Zelda BOTW but …⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to be real- I enjoyed BotW and TotK enough, but I don’t see them as traditional Zelda games and it actually pisses me off that Aonuma has come out and said we will NEVER get a traditional 3D Zelda ever again. So the success of the open-world Zeldas is the nail in the coffin for the games we actually grew up loving. The death of the open-world fad can’t come soon enough, most of these games are nothing special.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Will you be willing to pay for using Twitter?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I refused to use this cancerous hellsite long before its ‘fall’ what makes you think I want to use it now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨According to Elon Musk’s own math, the company formerly known as Twitter has lost 90% of its value and could be worth just $4 billion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It astounds and amazes me that there was a time Elon could have feasibly been considered a smart, level-headed entrepreneur. The whole submarine thing with the trapped kids really was the beginning of his unraveling. I for one thank Elon Musk for proving once and for all to even the most shameless corpo-apologists that having a ton of money doesn’t magically make you smart or cool. The dude’s an idiot, and I love watching him self-destruct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starfield - Review Thread (87/100 OpenCritic)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’ve grown past enjoying Bethesda’s wide, shallow ocean design philosophy and bare-bones dialogue trees. There are simply better RPGs on the market now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Overwatch 2 is the worst game on Steam, according to user reviews | "The people who make Overwatch porn work harder than the people who make Overwatch"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never paid for a single Blizzard game. I have never played a single Blizzard game. I have never been given any indication I’ve made a mistake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember; It’s never been about protecting children. It’s about controlling and punishing women.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We must all submit to the unseen orb.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sun. You grow my food, you kill my enemies… you’re totally worth the skin cancer.