Then I’d be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!
Think anyone would notice?
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RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit
RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 1 year ago
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
4am@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I bet they would if you called it that
DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That sounds like some shit billy mays would have been selling 15 years ago.
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR FLEXIT, THE ALL IN ONE HOME WORKOUT GYM AND CAR BUMPER REPAIR KIT
Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Watch them join the british commonwealth to help them cope with the decision
papabobolious@feddit.nu 1 year ago
Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So a Mormon couple could get a paycheck without ever working for 30 years?
Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
So, 5 weeks more than we get! That sounds amazing!
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Canadian here. I signed a contract with 4weeks of vacation that was changed to ‘unlimited’ this year. So far I’ve taken 5 weeks and have a 6th week approved in November.
I haven’t used any sick days but they’re unlimited. If you take more than 3 in a row, you need a doctors note.
15 weeks parental leave that can be split between partners (father can use none/some/all to look after child while mother goes back to work)
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My state now has mandatory parental leave, about a year after me and my wife had decided that we didn’t want more kids. Oh well. At least people in the future will benefit.
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rud_1UP@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We don’t have 2 months vacation…
RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Or hyperbole, apparently :(
Four weeks, two months, whatever, they’re both still infinitely more than Americans are guaranteed, which is zero.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 year ago
reeeeeee you hate America!!!
RVGamer06@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Begone!
ubermeisters@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This user has the overall most reliably great posts, on all of Lemmy, I swear.
OP thanks for your dedication, you make Lemmy much better.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I always figured it was just Gallowbob again lol.
ubermeisters@lemmy.world 1 year ago
👀
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Tuscan farmer: that’s strange, I don’t remember there being a meth lab there…
qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
The mob would have a field day
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah, the left Sicily where it was.
Draghetta@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.
Bad deal man.
Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!
1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
At least there’s no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)
Draghetta@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.
Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Knowing very little about the two islands, I find the contrasting descriptions hilarious.
Draghetta@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And don’t you wish you kept knowing very little? Instead… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu
Bel_Shamharoth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
We’re not going to go to all that trouble just to keep the damn place. You get the worst of both worlds: French Floridians!
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As a effectively Canadian that just moved to Florida zis is tri bone non
Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster
Surdon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Nah not really, the catholic church loves going below the belt
Railing5132@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, the Italian government is going full-on neo-fascist, so it’d probably be a wash, but the food would be so much better!
i_simp_4_tedcruz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m into it, and I can see mexico and Cuba being into it as well.
Syrc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
NO GOD PLEASE NO
Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Likewise. Having trump and orban derail EU together is my worst nightmare. Please, keep an eye on your Florida. Don’t let it sh1t in my backyard.
MasterNerd@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Counterpoint: I want authentic Italian food
Syrc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then come to Italy (or rather: go to France or Austria near the border so you can enjoy Italian food without actually dealing with living in Italy)
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I live in Georgia USA I’ve been to FL way too many times Europe doesn’t deserve this.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s amazing how quickly it turns to shit on I-75 S when you cross the border. You can just feel the nastiness.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Meth production triples in Europe in just weeks of Florida’s arrival!
Treczoks@kbin.social 1 year ago
NOBODY wants Florida.
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I grew up in FL and now live in pacific northwest, still not far enough away…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve never been to Florida. Just the right amount of times
Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As someone who lives very close to the new florida location I REALLY don’t want florida
bad_alloc@feddit.de 1 year ago
Trade Offer: You receive: Alligators, Meth You Give: Debt, Mafia
deaf_fish@lemm.ee 1 year ago
No one is happy. That is how you know you have reached a compromise.
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robocall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No
DarylDutch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I second this. Hell I might even third it.
DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tell me you’re from Europe without telling me you’re from Europe.
You get what you get, and you don’t get upset!
r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 1 year ago
Why is Italy a penis?
buzz86us@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That would be awesome… A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol
SirHery@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it’s a deal
Aceticon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, but the Balkans have enough problems already and don’t need that shit.
Maybe make it an island?!
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
Florida is already attaching floaties to their beaches. It’ll be on the way soon!
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.
Doug@midwest.social 1 year ago
Florida
attached to Europelooks mildly like a penis.TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Florida
attached to Europelooksmildlylike a penis.
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 1 year ago
skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
We don’t need that, we already have Scandinavia.
FleetingTit@feddit.de 1 year ago
Yes! I don’t want Florida in europe!
LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I really don’t know who the biggest losers are in that trade.
FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 1 year ago
Yes, because the food would be better.
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BaardFigur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What happened to Corsica, did it sink?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.
And we don’t tolerate POS like DeSantis.
So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.
YashaB@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well thank you, but no thank you.
We got enough conservatives as it is.
Sincerely
Your would-be neighbour
nyoooom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Corsica is now under the sea
ubermeisters@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes please, florida is a cancer on the union, like Texas.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy
Microw@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily
LaVacaMariposa@mander.xyz 1 year ago
As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
now “the florida man who went to malta” will change from a skit to a newspaper headline
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
This made me realize that Florida is a penis.
sunnie@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
just deleting florida would be better
pyrflie@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I guess with the lower temperature they’d be less of a threat.
cm0002@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Only for the short term, they’ll adapt and be stronger than ever