Surdon

@Surdon@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is something I’ve thought about for a long while. As a socially awkward kid, I read the stories of King Arthur. One of the stories about one of his knights (can’t remember which) the knight is given an enchanted item that charms everyone he speaks to and makes them like him. This immediately captured my fascination as a socially inept kid, but the more I thought about it, it would be living hell.

  You would never EVER believe anyone genuinely enjoyed your company again, constantly wondering if it was the enchantment. Even if you removed the item and found someone who liked you natrually without it, normal appreciation or regard would NEVER come close to the enchanted one, and it would now FEEL like they disliked you. It would poison your entire life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, we need scale on the luck too. What is a normal amount of luck. Is +100 luck 200% your normal luck? If so that might kind of suck. If it’s normally ranked out of 10, +100 is worldbreaking shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google caught placing big-brand ads on hardcore porn sites, report says⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You are assuming that they think rationally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know tipping has gotten out of control when your son says we have to tip Santa with money.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Santa has always worked on tips, that’s what the cookies and milk are for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China launches world’s fastest internet with 1.2 terabit per second link, can transmit 150 4K movies a second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I want a fiber optic keyboard cleaning brush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine being able to talk to oysters only to find out that oysters can’t talk back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Somehow I doubt oysters have anything interesting to say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A month after a pig heart transplant, man works to regain strength with no rejection so far⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh so animal farm was literal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think anyone would notice?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah not really, the catholic church loves going below the belt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung joins Google in RCS shaming Apple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait you can’t transfer images directly to external harddrives?? Honestly I genuinely wonder why people put up with this shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The secret life of Jimmy Zhong, who stole – and lost – more than $3 billion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  On the contrary, being snarky isn’t a waste of time at all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung joins Google in RCS shaming Apple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The green text peer pressure means nothing to me, but you are 100% spot on about the ecosystem driving sales. My whole family uses apple and I get left out of so many group chats and face times that I’ve actually considered switching to Apple even though I’m a die hard Note fan. Apples hardware may be nothing special, but they have a killer feature in their seamless, closed ecosystem, and they know it. At the end of the day, a phones job is to communicate, and Apple does that seemlessly- with other Apple devices

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Needs So Much Power to Train AI That It's Considering Small Nuclear Reactors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how we end up with Blaine the Mono

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I would impress an irresistable attraction to myself, then coast through life on nepotism and pretty privilege