RojoSanIchiban
@RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world
- Comment on Beware imposters... 11 months ago:
Fervently disagree, it has squandered all it could have been and the writing is still absolutely awful. Granted, it’s a notch above Discovery and Picard.
- Comment on How not to spot imposters... 11 months ago:
“No bloody A, B, C, orrrrrr D.”
- Comment on Beware imposters... 11 months ago:
They’re not “too political” or “woke,” they’re written by terrible committees and the executive producers / show runners are hacks.
Lower Decks (and Prodigy, I’m told) excluded.
- Comment on Beware imposters... 11 months ago:
- Comment on hero 11 months ago:
I’m going to call him Markardies now.
- Comment on Apple announces that RCS support is coming to iPhone next year 11 months ago:
Tim Apple: “Today, we’re excited to announce 'Kumbaya Messaging’™️ for iOS, iPadOS, WatchOS, and MacOS! Kumbaya Messaging™️ brings not only Apple Ecosystem™️enjoyers closer together through rich, more connected communications, but will allow all your friends and family who are still using Android to be able to be able to enjoy all of your shitposting gifs, memeojis, and Live Photo™️ snapshots of your take-out pho, including the hilariously embarrassing audio you always forget about.”
- Comment on And the soul of Julian shrivels further... 11 months ago:
That’s a stupid question!
*Struts away like the important Admiral I totally am for really real
- Comment on Choose wisely! 11 months ago:
make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour
You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.
Also, you failed high school physics.
/sorry
- Comment on Nikki Haley vows to abolish anonymous social media accounts: 'It's a national security threat' 11 months ago:
#LOL
- Comment on Google sues people who “weaponized” DMCA to remove rivals’ search results 11 months ago:
- Comment on The classic font size exploit 11 months ago:
and grits straight off Natalie Portman.
Go on…
- Comment on 'They Want To Be The Gatekeepers': Car Dealers Are Stopping Customers From Buying EVs 11 months ago:
Not just that, all configuration options are available on a website and can be as complicated as the manufacturer likes without the need of the dealer.
You miss a fair bit of context not being able to see the options personally, of course, but certainly isn’t necessary.
- Comment on It's all about style with them. 11 months ago:
Filthy lies! Gilora Rejal is an angel!
And your drink absolutely wasn’t poisoned by plain, simple, Garak the tailor for your slander (or libel, whatever) of Tora Ziyal.
- Comment on It's all about style with them. 11 months ago:
Jamaharon still works even if it’s in a holosuite!
- Comment on ARE YOU READY?!!!!!!!!! 11 months ago:
Getting nostalgia hits thinking about loading up some version of WaaS (AOL script kiddie program for those unaware) that used Shoots and Ladders for a startup jingle, and I’m replying to ZeroCool. Hah.
- Comment on It's all about style with them. 11 months ago:
I couldn’t figure out why, but I always thought the Cardassian women were extremely pretty. Maybe due to forcing more facial symmetry from the makeup/prosthetics or something.
Regardless, they’re much better looking than those other people… with makeup and prosthetics…
D’oh.
- Comment on Sorry, I'm bad at memes. 11 months ago:
Captain Solok: Not even humans could conceive of such an incomprehensible game. We will not be tricked by your attempt at “humor.”
- Comment on I love DS9 11 months ago:
- Comment on I have no shame. 11 months ago:
DS9 doesn’t either.
TNG on the other hand… dodeeloodoodoo BAAAA-BAHBAHBAHHHHHH-BAHBAHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
“UHWHAHOLYFUCKSHIELDSUPEVASIVEMANEUVERPATTERNGAMMA… oh”
- Comment on Every time 11 months ago:
Well sure I like free video games too.
Er…
- Comment on Every time 11 months ago:
And this is why I click on the NSFW “fitgirls” links when browsing /all
- Comment on One thing the fandoms can agree on. 11 months ago:
We’re not going to include JJ’s most ‘successful’ protégée, are we? *cough
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
I’m not good with classic battlecruisers, but I’m guessing it’s a D70 or so?
- Comment on Planuts 1 year ago:
They’re going to take over by shoving psychedelics down our throats so we’ll “think” like them.
Borgcelium?
- Comment on Planuts 1 year ago:
Ode to Woodspot:
“Odo” may as well be your taxonomic nomenclature A tiny avian with a giant head Totally chill by nature, A canine’s best friend, not Charlie instead.
…Rewriting this is hard.
- Comment on Good career advice 1 year ago:
But but but corporations are people, too!!! 😢
- Comment on DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT PAIN [1000th post. Holy shit.] 1 year ago:
This hits me twice.
Years ago, I lost a friend who was the only other Trekker in my circles. He had requested in his will that Amazing Grace be played with real pipers for his funeral because of TWoK. I did not know this until already standing at the grave-side service, and the wild piper appeared and started playing.
That’s the only time anyone has caused me to blubber-cry while cursing and laughing at the same time. Asshole. I miss him.
- Comment on Facebook and Instagram will require political advertisers to disclose AI deepfakes 1 year ago:
“Hey honey, look, Morgan Freeman and Reverend Al Sharpton are having a fistfight over who loves Trump more! See!? We can’t be racist!”
- Comment on Q: What is vulcanized rubber? 1 year ago:
In an argument, Vulcanized rubber is far superior to normal rubber, in which an insult is more accurately redirected to the opposition, more thoroughly sticking to that which is glue.
- Comment on Firms are exploring sodium batteries as an alternative to lithium 1 year ago:
Well it would have said “Romani ite domum” if I didn’t typo that.
At least I didn’t write it as “Romanes eunt domus” like some weirdo.
(It’s a Monty Python reference)
