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- Comment on Good career advice 1 year ago:
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A photo of a page from a book showing Jake, Skully, Izzy, and Cubby from the TV series Jake the Pirate. Jake is standing to the right, while Skully flies above Izzy and Cubby who are holding up an oversized scroll of parchment with the text “A good pirate never takes another person’s property!”
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- Comment on Weird 🤔 1 year ago:
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Black text on a white background reading “Redditors when they post their first content on Lemmy and nobody insults them in the comments:”
Beneath the text is an image of Verne, the turtle, from Over the Hedge, standing in a fancy backyard with a confused look on his face as he says “What is this place?”
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- Comment on Think anyone would notice? 1 year ago:
Thank you, fellow human 🤖
- Comment on Think anyone would notice? 1 year ago:
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White text on a black background reading “I have a plan”
Below the text is two images, the one on the left is of the southeastern coast of America with Italy and Cuba in the location of Florida and its Keyes, and the image on the right is that of southern and western Europe with Florida and its Keyes in the location of Italy and Cuba.
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- Comment on One million years from now... 1 year ago:
Wow, can’t believe I forgot to put that part. Thanks for catching it!
- Comment on One million years from now... 1 year ago:
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A four-panel War and Peas comic.
The first panel shows two horse-like creatures standing in a field, munching on grass. Palm-like trees with yellow leaves and mountains are in the background. The creature on the left is brown and the creature on the right is grey. The text “Munch Munch” are over the brown creature.
The second panel shows the brown creature with its head raised up and a concerned look on its face, saying “Hey. Remember humans?”
The third panel shows the grey creature now with its head raised up, the background of nature has been replaced by an orange background, which is lighter in a circle around the area of the panel where the creature’s head and speech bubble are. The grey creature is saying “No.”
The fourth panel is a slightly zoomed in version of the first panel with the onomatopoeic munching text moved over the grey creature’s head.
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- Comment on And now Bezos is trying to inserts ads everywhere 1 year ago:
I wish I were an AI 🙁
- Comment on And now Bezos is trying to inserts ads everywhere 1 year ago:
Thank you, fellow human 🤖
- Comment on Seamlessly photoshoped 1 year ago:
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Text at the top of the image reads:
‘“Sir, it’s like I told you the first six times. I can’t refund an item which you bought three months ago”
Boomers-’
Below the text is an image of American politician Addison Mitchell “Mitch” McConnell III standing in front of the self-service checkouts at Walmart.
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- Comment on And now Bezos is trying to inserts ads everywhere 1 year ago:
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A crazy trollface stick figure hides behind a crudely drawn square, holding a shotgun and saying “I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES” as an army of harp darps wearing blue helmets with various logos on them come through a crudely drawn door.
Around the harp darps are various statements they are making as they move into the room. At the front left, below a harp darp wearing the Adobe logo, is the text “You can afford it, come on”. To the right of the Adobe harp darp is one wearing the Dropbox logo. Behind the Adobe harp darps is one wearing the Netflix logo, and behind the Dropbox harp darp is one wearing the Spotify logo. Between the front four harp darps is the text “Just $15 bro”. To the upper right of the Spotify harp darp is the text “Limited Ads dude”. Behind the Spotify harp darp is one wearing a Twitter (now X) Verified blue tick, with the text above its head reading “It’s less than a cup of coffee bro…come on”. To the right of the Twitter Verified harp darp is one with the Nintendo Switch Online logo. To the upper right of the Nintendo Switch Online harp darp is the text “It’s just a small monthly payment dude”, and to the bottom right of the same harp darp is the text “You use it all the time Anyway bro”. Behind and to the left of the Twitter Verified harp darp is one wearing an Amazon Prime logo, standing outside the door.
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- Comment on But my WiFi is just fine! 1 year ago:
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An image titled “who would win?”
On the left side is an image of an Asus RT-AC5300 Tri-Band Wireless Gigabit Router, a square, black router with a red line around the side near the upper edge, and 8 antennas coming up from the bottom. The text beneath the image reads “A $350 router with scary spikes”
On the right side is a blue Cat6 ethernet cable. The text beneath this image reads “A $3 snakey boi”
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- Comment on This should be illegal 1 year ago:
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A message from Meta Quest with a picture of quadrupedal orange alien with purple spots down its spine and large green eyes named Bogo from the Oculus Quest experience of the same name. Below the image is the text:
“Hi Kolorafa,
We are reaching out to let you know that Bogo will no longer be supported as of Friday, March 15, 2024. You may continue to wave at, pet, and feed Bogo on your Quest device until 11:59 PM PT on that date.
We admit we’ve gotten attached to the little guy too! There’s still time to grab that just-slightly-out-of-reach fruit one last time. Bogo will appreciate it. And so will we. 🐾 🎆
Thanks,
The Meta Quest team”
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- Comment on This should be a pinned post as it really captures the essence of my experience so far. 1 year ago:
Hm, I guess I assumed based on the style. It’s an edit? I’m not really sure what to call it then.
- Comment on This should be a pinned post as it really captures the essence of my experience so far. 1 year ago:
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A one-panel XKCD comic with the title “The Self-Hoster” One character is seated at a computer, talking to a second character standing behind their chair. Character one says: “It took all weekend, but now that I have a Mastodon instance running in Docker behind a reverse proxy with cloud-provided media storage, I can enjoy interacting with a federated network of other users without compromising on privacy or content moderation.” Character two replies: “Cool, what kinds of topics does your network discuss?” Character one replies: “Our experiences self-hosting Mastodon instances, mostly.”
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- Comment on Kevin doesn't share though 1 year ago:
I’ve received a few "good human"s, it seems to be pretty much whatever you like. I don’t know why one person took offense at your question though.
- Comment on Kevin doesn't share though 1 year ago:
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Text at the top reads: what is that small jean pocket actually for The first image shows a hand pointing downwards and to the right and the text underneath “a safe place for my finger to hide”, the finger has a label reading “he is so nervous” The second image shows a ravioli square and the text “ravioli” underneath The third image shows a naked, balding grey-haired man with a mustache, waving and smiling from his place inside the aforementioned pocket and the text “a home for kevin”
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- Comment on Shirley you cant be serious! 1 year ago:
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X/Twitter post by user john is toast @johnistoasted reading: My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and sad “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”
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