Don't be a coward
Submitted 13 hours ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 13 hours ago
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
“Free Switch 2 if you bring your switch.”
DmMacniel@feddit.org 12 hours ago
for the ultimate Switch-a-roo!
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Wear a red polo and khakis, go to electronics and ask for the key to help a customer. Bazinga.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
I have never witnessed someone stealing groceries…and I never will.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
I once didn’t see someone stealing food but then the weirdest thing happened to my memory when I saw them leave their cart blocking the sidewalk
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I did.
she stuffed raw hamburger in her flaps and tried to waddle out.
shit was gross and she smelled like a urinal.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Did you help her pack away some soap too?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Don’t even need to steal it, just gotta show the staff your fidget spinner tits and they get so amazed that they give you everything for free. I’ve been doing it since 2019
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Wait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
Born that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Now I just gotta find a good surgeon with questionable morals…
lugal@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
Most people pay twice as much
Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 hours ago
shoplifting is based as hell. /j
Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
Some grocery stores only give a staff discount on certain days of the week. But the five-finger discount works every day
eletes@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
I once saw a lady walk right through the self checkout and out the door. The only reason she got caught was she picked up a big frozen crab legs box and that triggered the alarm.
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
Just remember, if you see someone stealing food…
…No you didn’t
OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 hours ago
*stealing anything. (As long as they’re stealing from a business, at least.)
You could be holding the cashier at gunpoint and emptying out the register, and I didn’t see shit.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 11 hours ago
Corporation, you mean.
The word business covers honest people making an honest living running their own thing, too.
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
You lose me at the point where you’re pointing a gun at someone that is just trying to make a living. Stuff merchandise down your pants all you want I guess, don’t point a weapon at someone making minimum wage.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I’m ok with stealing ftom the store. I’m not ok with them endangering the cashier.
fartographer@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I mean, you should probably tell them that it’s unsafe to point a gun at people.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Not small mom and pop shops. Anything on the stock exchange absolutely.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Last time I saw someone grabbing some food the only reason I saw them was to mention a security guard who was about to turn down the aisle. Gotta watch out for each other
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I once remember reading a story where a police SQUAD chased a woman for over 3 hours in a police chase.
The crime? She had stolen 2 loafs of pumperknickle bread, and ran out of the store. Employees chased her, got her liscense plate, and cops pursued.
They then arrested her, and I forget the exact jailtime she got, but it was more than 10 years. If I were an employee, I’d have “chased” her. Just enough to get my bosses to think I was trying, but then oh no, I’m too fat and slow! She got away in the parking lot.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
The passel of pigs was led by none other than Javert
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
youtu.be/KElPwmwP8co
Police fucked this lady up for a candy bar and 20oz drink iirc. I fucking hate cops. Broker harm, slammer her on the ground then laughed at the videos later with their coworkers.
MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 7 hours ago
Was she brown?
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Stealing anything not from a private non rich individual.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I actually am excited to teach my kid tricks to get free shit from places like Amazon and Walmart. I’ve mentioned my excapades a few times, and have instilled in him we don’t steal from our neighbors no matter how small, people work hard for their shit. But companies that report $54 BILLION in profit and treat their employees like trash are fair game.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 hours ago
The only people who say this are out of touch rich kids
DmMacniel@feddit.org 12 hours ago
how does that statement as a response make any sense?
PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
As a poor person, nah.
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Where do I pick up my check?