swab148
@swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
ACAB
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- Comment on Happy marriage 16 hours ago:
Quickly
- Comment on Men fear me 21 hours ago:
IT’S BECAUSE I FUCK THE FISH
- Comment on How do I deal with the outside world when I have germaphobia and don't really like outside? 3 days ago:
It’s not my bag, but you do you boo!
- Comment on Let's see how obscure a meme can get before it stops receiving upvotes... 4 days ago:
I’m upvoting even though I don’t understand this at all
- Comment on Spong has a bamd 4 days ago:
Crustbob Anarcho-pants
- Comment on Plumbing Supply Store doesn't want to hear, "Oh that's so long I don't think I can take it all" 1 week ago:
Oh fuck, you’re gonna make me plumb
- Comment on Free PC Game Keys to Give Away (Merry Christmas!) 1 week ago:
I’ll take Arkham Knight if it’s still available!
- Comment on How would you decide? 2 weeks ago:
True love with Corn Man, we’ll be fine for money and he’s all the holographic sticker I need 🥰
- Comment on Where else are you going to watch CoffinFlop? 2 weeks ago:
I DIDN’T RIG SHIT
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
HELL YEAH MF’ER TUBULAR MEAT IS A GREAT THING TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH
- Comment on My son asked to watch a Christmas movie today 3 weeks ago:
Guns Akimbo was good too
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 3 weeks ago:
His left nut
- Comment on 'Chimpfluencers' Are Sticking Grass in Their Ears And Butts in Latest Viral Trend 3 weeks ago:
Hey, me too
- Comment on I can't eat it all! Don't be shy! 4 weeks ago:
HOG: CRANKED
- Comment on Looking for a PeerTube instance that actually accepts new users 4 weeks ago:
I’m on that one, it’s great!
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 5 weeks ago:
A girl’s gotta have standards
- Comment on Ahh, my good friend water pressure. 5 weeks ago:
I should call her…
- Comment on Forget your sign, which potamus are you? 5 weeks ago:
They call me the Hip-hopopatamus, my lyrics are bottomless…
- Comment on Energy drinks 5 weeks ago:
We just did 50/50 Everclear and red Kool-Aid. We called it “Everclear Kool-Aid”.
- Comment on We have all done THIS 1 month ago:
I did it one time on a Friday, tried to go back on Monday like nothing happened, didn’t work lol
- Comment on YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer. 1 month ago:
There’s an apocryphal story about the guitarist from The Flaming Lips like this. Apparently, he did so much heroin that mosquitoes would OD on his blood.
- Comment on don't play with super glue 1 month ago:
Some say they’re still glued together to this day…
- Comment on We are all a family here?...? 1 month ago:
Butt literally
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 1 month ago:
Slay the Spire for me, I thought it’d be a slam dunk because I love Balatro, but it just didn’t land for me at all.
- Comment on US Government Urges Total Ban of Our Most Popular Wi-Fi Router 1 month ago:
Or Gl.iNet
- Comment on difference 1 month ago:
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 1 month ago:
HOG’S GOTTA GET CRANKED MF’ER!!
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 1 month ago:
THEY’RE NOT EATING, THEY’RE JUST PICKING UP SOME STUFF FOR THE HOG CRANKERS ON THE WAY HOME
- Comment on Wrecked 'em 💀 1 month ago:
James May
