swab148
@swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
ACAB
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- Comment on Have you ever had a shave in a barber shop or spa? 4 days ago:
It’s probably someone’s kink!
- Comment on Anon tries to save the internet in 2026 6 days ago:
It’s resistance, don’t let 'em getcha down!
- Comment on Gen Z’s Tony Hawk is Tony Hawk 1 week ago:
Culture war is made to distract you from class war.
- Comment on hourly sin 1 week ago:
- Comment on more mouse bites 2 weeks ago:
This vexes me
- Comment on Ska ftw 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Happy marriage 3 weeks ago:
Quickly
- Comment on Men fear me 3 weeks ago:
IT’S BECAUSE I FUCK THE FISH
- Comment on How do I deal with the outside world when I have germaphobia and don't really like outside? 3 weeks ago:
It’s not my bag, but you do you boo!
- Comment on Let's see how obscure a meme can get before it stops receiving upvotes... 3 weeks ago:
I’m upvoting even though I don’t understand this at all
- Comment on Spong has a bamd 3 weeks ago:
Crustbob Anarcho-pants
- Comment on Plumbing Supply Store doesn't want to hear, "Oh that's so long I don't think I can take it all" 4 weeks ago:
Oh fuck, you’re gonna make me plumb
- Comment on Free PC Game Keys to Give Away (Merry Christmas!) 4 weeks ago:
I’ll take Arkham Knight if it’s still available!
- Comment on How would you decide? 5 weeks ago:
True love with Corn Man, we’ll be fine for money and he’s all the holographic sticker I need 🥰
- Comment on Where else are you going to watch CoffinFlop? 5 weeks ago:
I DIDN’T RIG SHIT
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
HELL YEAH MF’ER TUBULAR MEAT IS A GREAT THING TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH
- Comment on My son asked to watch a Christmas movie today 5 weeks ago:
Guns Akimbo was good too
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 1 month ago:
His left nut
- Comment on 'Chimpfluencers' Are Sticking Grass in Their Ears And Butts in Latest Viral Trend 1 month ago:
Hey, me too
- Comment on I can't eat it all! Don't be shy! 1 month ago:
HOG: CRANKED
- Comment on Looking for a PeerTube instance that actually accepts new users 1 month ago:
I’m on that one, it’s great!
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- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 1 month ago:
A girl’s gotta have standards
- Comment on Ahh, my good friend water pressure. 1 month ago:
I should call her…
- Comment on Forget your sign, which potamus are you? 1 month ago:
They call me the Hip-hopopatamus, my lyrics are bottomless…
- Comment on Energy drinks 1 month ago:
We just did 50/50 Everclear and red Kool-Aid. We called it “Everclear Kool-Aid”.
- Comment on We have all done THIS 2 months ago:
I did it one time on a Friday, tried to go back on Monday like nothing happened, didn’t work lol
- Comment on YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer. 2 months ago:
There’s an apocryphal story about the guitarist from The Flaming Lips like this. Apparently, he did so much heroin that mosquitoes would OD on his blood.
- Comment on don't play with super glue 2 months ago:
Some say they’re still glued together to this day…
- Comment on We are all a family here?...? 2 months ago:
Butt literally
