swab148
@swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
ACAB
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- Comment on Forget your sign, which potamus are you? 11 hours ago:
They call me the Hip-hopopatamus, my lyrics are bottomless…
- Comment on Energy drinks 1 day ago:
We just did 50/50 Everclear and red Kool-Aid. We called it “Everclear Kool-Aid”.
- Comment on We have all done THIS 2 days ago:
I did it one time on a Friday, tried to go back on Monday like nothing happened, didn’t work lol
- Comment on YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer. 4 days ago:
There’s an apocryphal story about the guitarist from The Flaming Lips like this. Apparently, he did so much heroin that mosquitoes would OD on his blood.
- Comment on don't play with super glue 5 days ago:
Some say they’re still glued together to this day…
- Comment on We are all a family here?...? 1 week ago:
Butt literally
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 1 week ago:
Slay the Spire for me, I thought it’d be a slam dunk because I love Balatro, but it just didn’t land for me at all.
- Comment on US Government Urges Total Ban of Our Most Popular Wi-Fi Router 2 weeks ago:
Or Gl.iNet
- Comment on difference 2 weeks ago:
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 2 weeks ago:
HOG’S GOTTA GET CRANKED MF’ER!!
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 3 weeks ago:
THEY’RE NOT EATING, THEY’RE JUST PICKING UP SOME STUFF FOR THE HOG CRANKERS ON THE WAY HOME
- Comment on Wrecked 'em 💀 3 weeks ago:
James May
- Comment on Well organized people always plan a head 3 weeks ago:
Try a dab of mint extract, right on the tip, right before you blow your load
- Comment on If you smoothened out the earth, how high would the water level be? 3 weeks ago:
Nice
- Comment on FACTS 3 weeks ago:
I heard a live thing they did for SiriusXM a while back, he really doesn’t have the range for the old stuff anymore. I wondered why the band didn’t drop the key, it didn’t sound good at all.
- Comment on Lemmy shitpost 3 weeks ago:
Put brackets on the outside of my shelves, got it
- Comment on Quick mafs. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I think my bones hurt, the pain dissapears when I think about it too hard :( 5 weeks ago:
Don’t let your memes be dreams
- Comment on How do you say motorcycle 5 weeks ago:
I don’t want a pickle
- Comment on l00l p00p 5 weeks ago:
You’re not my mom!
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
I knew I shouldn’t have drank “Lego Yoda Lite”
- Comment on Maybe you should like umm yknow uhhh 1 month ago:
- Comment on Steam Autumn Sale 2025 Has Begun 1 month ago:
I already have Balatro, why would I need another game?
- Comment on Necessary post procedure care for vasectomy 1 month ago:
So you’re saying vim keybinds can up my gooning game?
- Comment on Penis Party 1 month ago:
Whoa, that show got dark after my niece stopped watching
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 1 month ago:
Bratius, I dig it
- Comment on rule 1 month ago:
Nah, go ahead
- Comment on Share them all! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 1 month ago:
Hell yeah it is
- Comment on Uh oh lol 1 month ago:
Just keep scooting away a little every year, problem solved
