swab148
@swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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- Comment on My son asked to watch a Christmas movie today 1 day ago:
Guns Akimbo was good too
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 1 day ago:
His left nut
- Comment on 'Chimpfluencers' Are Sticking Grass in Their Ears And Butts in Latest Viral Trend 6 days ago:
Hey, me too
- Comment on I can't eat it all! Don't be shy! 1 week ago:
HOG: CRANKED
- Comment on Looking for a PeerTube instance that actually accepts new users 1 week ago:
I’m on that one, it’s great!
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- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 2 weeks ago:
A girl’s gotta have standards
- Comment on Ahh, my good friend water pressure. 2 weeks ago:
I should call her…
- Comment on Forget your sign, which potamus are you? 2 weeks ago:
They call me the Hip-hopopatamus, my lyrics are bottomless…
- Comment on Energy drinks 3 weeks ago:
We just did 50/50 Everclear and red Kool-Aid. We called it “Everclear Kool-Aid”.
- Comment on We have all done THIS 3 weeks ago:
I did it one time on a Friday, tried to go back on Monday like nothing happened, didn’t work lol
- Comment on YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer. 3 weeks ago:
There’s an apocryphal story about the guitarist from The Flaming Lips like this. Apparently, he did so much heroin that mosquitoes would OD on his blood.
- Comment on don't play with super glue 3 weeks ago:
Some say they’re still glued together to this day…
- Comment on We are all a family here?...? 4 weeks ago:
Butt literally
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 4 weeks ago:
Slay the Spire for me, I thought it’d be a slam dunk because I love Balatro, but it just didn’t land for me at all.
- Comment on US Government Urges Total Ban of Our Most Popular Wi-Fi Router 5 weeks ago:
Or Gl.iNet
- Comment on difference 5 weeks ago:
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 5 weeks ago:
HOG’S GOTTA GET CRANKED MF’ER!!
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 5 weeks ago:
THEY’RE NOT EATING, THEY’RE JUST PICKING UP SOME STUFF FOR THE HOG CRANKERS ON THE WAY HOME
- Comment on Wrecked 'em 💀 5 weeks ago:
James May
- Comment on Well organized people always plan a head 5 weeks ago:
Try a dab of mint extract, right on the tip, right before you blow your load
- Comment on If you smoothened out the earth, how high would the water level be? 1 month ago:
Nice
- Comment on FACTS 1 month ago:
I heard a live thing they did for SiriusXM a while back, he really doesn’t have the range for the old stuff anymore. I wondered why the band didn’t drop the key, it didn’t sound good at all.
- Comment on Lemmy shitpost 1 month ago:
Put brackets on the outside of my shelves, got it
- Comment on Quick mafs. 1 month ago:
- Comment on I think my bones hurt, the pain dissapears when I think about it too hard :( 1 month ago:
Don’t let your memes be dreams
- Comment on How do you say motorcycle 1 month ago:
I don’t want a pickle
- Comment on l00l p00p 1 month ago:
You’re not my mom!
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I knew I shouldn’t have drank “Lego Yoda Lite”
- Comment on Maybe you should like umm yknow uhhh 2 months ago:
