Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It’s perfect.
where?
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smiletolerantly@awful.systems 9 hours ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Five minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to kinda try to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”
Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 hours ago
I’m unclear whether that’s supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
smiletolerantly@awful.systems 7 hours ago
So what. I’m sleeping, remember?
user1234@fedinsfw.app 1 hour ago
Plus it’s got the easiest access to the lavatory.
Trex202@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Won’t stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Problem is that you’re still pretty close to Butt-Head. Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally “go to the bathroom” to get some peace and quiet.
Then again, sitting in or near the very back [might save your life] with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
That’s not House. It’s George, Prince Regent.
v_krishna@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
Bertie Wooster would be a blast on a plane
eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 1 hour ago
hashire hashire uma musume
Commander_Keen@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
1 definitely
mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 minutes ago
That is the only clear choice.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
House. He’d ignore me the whole time.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 39 minutes ago
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
Sibilantjoe@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
sik0fewl@piefed.ca 8 hours ago
And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well 🤷♂️.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Plus they’ve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.
redsand@infosec.pub 7 hours ago
Which is why I’m taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.
The_Lurker@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
xav@programming.dev 5 hours ago
- Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
someone do tell him, I want to know
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
Pink haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
texture@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
your bravery is seen
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
5, I can count on some silence.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Are you kidding me? Jay won’t ever shut the hell up, so he’ll be talking to you the whole flight about shit
bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
9, maybe I can peg bbno$ too. 😏
Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 hour ago
7 because I need more mouse bites
riskable@programming.dev 2 hours ago
Beware horse girls! It’s a trap!
Glide@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
My man, I can’t grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
That’s the best seat, because that’s how you end up in some random adventure.
texture@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Check out his ‘An Evening with Kevin Smith’ talks. He’s actually pretty chatty.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 hours ago
He can tell you more about Superman vs Giant Spider. And probably a gajillion other interesting stories about Hollywood eccentrics.
tetris11@feddit.uk 4 hours ago
I’m just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Say I picked four, may I touch the ears?
dasrael@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
5 or 1
realitista@lemmus.org 8 hours ago
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days.
muxika@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Completely agree, they’d also be gentlemen.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
definitely 7. idk who the person in front is, but I’m SURE Dr. House would be so entertaining to sit next to and Charlie is literally the best possible person to sit behind me.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 hours ago
3, sitting between beavis and butthead would be epic.
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
5 for the weed, 9 for the jams
realitista@lemmus.org 8 hours ago
Whos on the right on 9?
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 8 hours ago
Meme rapper bbno$ or “baby no money”
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
5 hoping they have some edibles on them
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don’t crash the plane
hansolo@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
7, 4, or 10.
I’m all about the aisle seat, know I don’t have lupus, and generally do not give of the vibe that I will talk to anyone at any time. Happy to get up when you need, and love to be hydrated.
And whatever the character is next to 2 looks… ripe.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
You know who else looks ripe???
Lanske@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
3! Huh huh huh Cornholio!!!
Jo4ted@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
1 or 9. I love both Ozzy’s and Lemmy’s music too much to pass it up.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
They aren’t giving a concert at 10000’
Jo4ted@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
They both still have crazy life stories, maybe some advice as well.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
I’m checking myself in as cargo.
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
- I’d fit right in in more ways than one.
wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 6 hours ago
I think I’d have a hell of a conversation next to Dr. House and CJ
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 8 hours ago
House and CJ, thanks. Both of them basically just want to chill. But frankly with the way that plane is going to be, I'd leave the airport and take a train or a bus.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I’m torn between 4 and 6,
For 4, while the person behind me will probably be a nuisance, I am in direct line of of sight for House to diagnose whatever nightmare disease I have.
6 is a much more comfortable location and hopefully my nightmare disease can be diagnosed audibly, like a cough or something.
ViscloReader@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
6-7
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
5, obviously. We’re gonna smoke up in the bathroom!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 40 minutes ago
7 no question Hugh and I are leading the whole plane in Minnie the Moocher the whole flight.
HO DI HO DI HO DI HO