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  • smiletolerantly@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It’s perfect.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Five minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to kinda try to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”

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      • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m unclear whether that’s supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.

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      • smiletolerantly@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So what. I’m sleeping, remember?

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    • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Won’t stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus

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      • lol_idk@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Something like 60% of women test positive for Lupus. Checkmate House

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Problem is that you’re still pretty close to Butt-Head. Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally “go to the bathroom” to get some peace and quiet.

      Then again, sitting in or near the very back [might save your life] with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s not House. It’s George, Prince Regent.

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      • v_krishna@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Bertie Wooster would be a blast on a plane

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    • user1234@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Plus it’s got the easiest access to the lavatory.

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    • shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Here comes Charlie giving some really long monotone verbose speech about airplane food and how it sucks

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  • Sibilantjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.

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    • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well 🤷‍♂️.

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      • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Plus they’ve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.

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    • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which is why I’m taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.

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      • The_Lurker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.

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  • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days.

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    • muxika@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Completely agree, they’d also be gentlemen.

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    House. He’d ignore me the whole time.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy

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  • moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    5 for the weed, 9 for the jams

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    • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Whos on the right on 9?

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      • moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Meme rapper bbno$ or “baby no money”

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  • xav@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    1. Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.
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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      someone do tell him, I want to know

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      • baltakatei@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pink haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.

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      • texture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        your bravery is seen

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  • Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    5 hoping they have some edibles on them

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don’t crash the plane

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    • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Idk man, sitting in front of Fred Durst assaulting a cat girl would kinda freak me out.

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  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    5, I can count on some silence.

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you kidding me? Jay won’t ever shut the hell up, so he’ll be talking to you the whole flight about shit

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      • waggz@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        even if your consider that it’s the actors and not the characters it would still be non stop talking from Kevin. which I’m fine with either it’s still definitely my pick here.

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  • Glide@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My man, I can’t grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?

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    • texture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?

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      • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He can tell you more about Superman vs Giant Spider. And probably a gajillion other interesting stories about Hollywood eccentrics.

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      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Check out his ‘An Evening with Kevin Smith’ talks. He’s actually pretty chatty.

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      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Judging by his more recent films, Kevin Smith has a great deal to say about how much he loves Kevin Smith movies.

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s the best seat, because that’s how you end up in some random adventure.

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  • JayDee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    100% this plane’s crashing.

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    fuck it, 7, at least by the end i’ll know i have no illness mysterious enough to warrant his attention

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  • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    9 Easy, you get to sit next to Lemmy.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

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      • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Trick question, Lemmy is God!

        Love Airheads.

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    • jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m not gonna lie, i have no idea who that is but i also chose 9 for bbno$ 💀

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      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy_(social_network)

        Lemmy is free and open-source, social news aggregation software for running self-hosted discussion forums.[3][4][5] These hosts, known as “instances”, communicate with each other using the ActivityPub protocol.

        No need to thank me

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      • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lemmy was the founder and only constant member of the band Motorhead. He was Motorhead, he played rock and roll.

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      • moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This is like when I hang out with older friends and their kids, I know both and they’re great in very different ways lol

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  • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sitting next to house because if I don’t bother him he’ll probably pop a couple vicoden and take a shot and sleep

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  • Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    5

    Endless entertainment, whether they’re in character or not.

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    9, maybe I can peg bbno$ too. 😏

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  • luciferofastora@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ll stand, thank you.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.

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    • somtwo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is the one true answer

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  • Don_alForno@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    7, for sure. House doesn’t want to talk, I don’t want to talk, we’re cool.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    7 no question Hugh and I are leading the whole plane in Minnie the Moocher the whole flight.

    HO DI HO DI HO DI HO

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m checking myself in as cargo.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    5 if you want interesting.

    7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin.

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    • nodiratime@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pretty sure the other one is CJ (main character) from GTA San Andreas.

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  • Flames5123@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    4 4 4 4 4 4 4 please go god 4 4 4 please. Best cat boi

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    • Sebastian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mraow~! 4 fr :3

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    5 no question, we would have so much fun

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    • dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m guessing it would be with their characters, so they probably smuggled weed into the plane and will be involved in various other capers. But still, looks like the best choice.

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yup. an evening with ks and mewes? hell yeah

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    • grahamja@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      $15 little man.

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    damn, i barely recognize anyone.

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  • FriedRice@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    10

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    • Donebrach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    definitely 7. idk who the person in front is, but I’m SURE Dr. House would be so entertaining to sit next to and Charlie is literally the best possible person to sit behind me.

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  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    House and CJ, thanks. Both of them basically just want to chill. But frankly with the way that plane is going to be, I'd leave the airport and take a train or a bus.

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  • ijustliketrains@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    6 so I can kick House’s chair.

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      6 would be him kicking yours

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh fucking hell, could you imagine house on this plane? Esp with ASH behind him?

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  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.

    ‘So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?’

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  • ViscloReader@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    6-7

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