The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
where?
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Sibilantjoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sik0fewl@piefed.ca 2 months ago
And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well 🤷♂️.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Plus they’ve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.
redsand@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Which is why I’m taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.
The_Lurker@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
realitista@lemmus.org 2 months ago
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days.
muxika@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Completely agree, they’d also be gentlemen.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
House. He’d ignore me the whole time.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
5 for the weed, 9 for the jams
realitista@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Whos on the right on 9?
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Meme rapper bbno$ or “baby no money”
xav@programming.dev 2 months ago
- Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
someone do tell him, I want to know
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Pink haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
texture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
your bravery is seen
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5 hoping they have some edibles on them
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don’t crash the plane
Enkrod@feddit.org 2 months ago
Idk man, sitting in front of Fred Durst assaulting a cat girl would kinda freak me out.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
5, I can count on some silence.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you kidding me? Jay won’t ever shut the hell up, so he’ll be talking to you the whole flight about shit
waggz@programming.dev 2 months ago
even if your consider that it’s the actors and not the characters it would still be non stop talking from Kevin. which I’m fine with either it’s still definitely my pick here.
Glide@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
My man, I can’t grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
texture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 months ago
He can tell you more about Superman vs Giant Spider. And probably a gajillion other interesting stories about Hollywood eccentrics.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Check out his ‘An Evening with Kevin Smith’ talks. He’s actually pretty chatty.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Judging by his more recent films, Kevin Smith has a great deal to say about how much he loves Kevin Smith movies.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I’m just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s the best seat, because that’s how you end up in some random adventure.
JayDee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
100% this plane’s crashing.
shneancy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
fuck it, 7, at least by the end i’ll know i have no illness mysterious enough to warrant his attention
oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 months ago
9 Easy, you get to sit next to Lemmy.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 months ago
Trick question, Lemmy is God!
Love Airheads.
jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 2 months ago
I’m not gonna lie, i have no idea who that is but i also chose 9 for bbno$ 💀
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy_(social_network)
Lemmy is free and open-source, social news aggregation software for running self-hosted discussion forums.[3][4][5] These hosts, known as “instances”, communicate with each other using the ActivityPub protocol.
No need to thank me
oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 months ago
Lemmy was the founder and only constant member of the band Motorhead. He was Motorhead, he played rock and roll.
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
This is like when I hang out with older friends and their kids, I know both and they’re great in very different ways lol
Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5
Endless entertainment, whether they’re in character or not.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
9, maybe I can peg bbno$ too. 😏
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m sitting next to house because if I don’t bother him he’ll probably pop a couple vicoden and take a shot and sleep
luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 months ago
I’ll stand, thank you.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.
somtwo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is the one true answer
Don_alForno@feddit.org 2 months ago
7, for sure. House doesn’t want to talk, I don’t want to talk, we’re cool.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
7 no question Hugh and I are leading the whole plane in Minnie the Moocher the whole flight.
HO DI HO DI HO DI HO
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I’m checking myself in as cargo.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5 if you want interesting.
7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin.
nodiratime@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pretty sure the other one is CJ (main character) from GTA San Andreas.
Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 please go god 4 4 4 please. Best cat boi
Sebastian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Mraow~! 4 fr :3
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
5 no question, we would have so much fun
dan1101@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m guessing it would be with their characters, so they probably smuggled weed into the plane and will be involved in various other capers. But still, looks like the best choice.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
yup. an evening with ks and mewes? hell yeah
grahamja@reddthat.com 2 months ago
$15 little man.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 months ago
damn, i barely recognize anyone.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
definitely 7. idk who the person in front is, but I’m SURE Dr. House would be so entertaining to sit next to and Charlie is literally the best possible person to sit behind me.
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 2 months ago
House and CJ, thanks. Both of them basically just want to chill. But frankly with the way that plane is going to be, I'd leave the airport and take a train or a bus.
ijustliketrains@lemmy.world 2 months ago
6 so I can kick House’s chair.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
6 would be him kicking yours
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Oh fucking hell, could you imagine house on this plane? Esp with ASH behind him?
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.
‘So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?’
ViscloReader@lemmy.world 2 months ago
6-7
smiletolerantly@awful.systems 2 months ago
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It’s perfect.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Five minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to kinda try to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 months ago
I’m unclear whether that’s supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
smiletolerantly@awful.systems 2 months ago
So what. I’m sleeping, remember?
Trex202@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Won’t stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus
lol_idk@piefed.social 2 months ago
Something like 60% of women test positive for Lupus. Checkmate House
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Problem is that you’re still pretty close to Butt-Head. Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally “go to the bathroom” to get some peace and quiet.
Then again, sitting in or near the very back [might save your life] with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s not House. It’s George, Prince Regent.
v_krishna@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Bertie Wooster would be a blast on a plane
user1234@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
Plus it’s got the easiest access to the lavatory.
shweddy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Here comes Charlie giving some really long monotone verbose speech about airplane food and how it sucks