Of course. Why would I want to play games?
I can’t wait until AI can pet my dog and fuck my wife for me.
Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you
Submitted 4 hours ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 4 hours ago
What’s going to be their next trick? Launching a service that’ll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it’s done?
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
I don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 hour ago
Of course you did. Or else.
Drink a verification can to continue, consumer-slave.
dumbass@piefed.social 3 hours ago
Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 hours ago
At least that way I’d get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Ah, the world we all hoped for with AI:
AI doing all the fun stuff like art and games amd hans get to do the hard work like fixing AI mistakes, fighting wars, and working until we die
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Spend $70-100 for a game. AI plays it.
IllNess@infosec.pub 58 minutes ago
Wait until Mircrosoft finds out you can watch playthrough videos on YouTube without having to buy the game.
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
It’s like asking your older sibling for help beating the tough level, except a lot sadder and lonelier
SkavarSharraddas@gehirneimer.de 2 hours ago
Used to be that patents were bad for innovation, like loading screen mini games or the nemesis system from the Mordor games. These days patents tend to be crap where I'm happy it's patented so others (hopefully) won't do that shit.
BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
That should really be someone’s day job. Think of all the horrible shit that could be invented and patent it so it is never actually created.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
The patent for the loading screen mini games should expire soon, right? I’m hoping it makes a comeback soon.
randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
You spelled Microslop wrong.
just_another_person@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Why don’t you just fucking kill me, and replace me with an AI copy of myself. What a dumb fucking world these companies are pushing for.
Jackasses.
Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
So fucking out of touch, LMAO.
sbbq@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Well at least someone will play the video games while I’m working my 80 hour work weeks!
heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 4 hours ago
Environmental destroyers, future generations will condemn this irresponsible behavior and hopefully punish it.
Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 4 hours ago
I want the computer to do the work, not the fun, for fuck’s sake!
Rhoeri@piefed.social 2 hours ago
LMAO! Just what the “I want it now” generation dreams of.
solrize@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
Maybe they can enhance it to play the whole game instead of just the end.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Gonna put LPers out of business
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Hey I’m grump!
I’m not so gruuuump!
And we’re the artifically intelligent poor mans recreation of the game grumps!
Hey Dan.
Yes Arin?
I am the boy of video games. I am made of win! Check out my 12 fingers!
Wow Arin! That’s cool! I have 45 lbs of afro!
Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
That is one of few use cases of AI : to cheat instead of getting good at anything.
howdy@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
surely this is bait 😂
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
So, like, a movie?
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
I was starting to write a sarcastic comment about the future of Xbox being just the customer paying for a game and then watching the computer play it for them, but yeah that could totally happen.
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 54 minutes ago
This is like 3 degrees from every kid now who just watches streamers play a game instead of actually playing it.
And yes, I get that some of this is due to them being lonely. Which is another societal issue. Its fucked up man.