johnyreeferseed
@johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on When you know your boss is an insane moron 2 weeks ago:
If I’m clocking out 2 minutes early, you’re not paying me for those 2 minutes… I clocked out, in fact I just saved you 2 minutes of my wage.
- Comment on When you know your boss is an insane moron 2 weeks ago:
I would 100% look in the employee handbook and see exactly what time would be considered late for a disciplinary notice and start coming in at that time exactly. My last job it was 11 minutes after scheduled start time. And I would always tell people that whenever they’d say “you’re late”
- Comment on If cannibalism were the norm and human meat was freely available in grocery stores, there would surely be people who prefered to eat only the meat of people of their own ethnicity or only women's meat 2 weeks ago:
I just watched this show Pluribus. In it a hive mind takes over earth except a few immune people. In one episode the main character discovers a warehouse full of frozen body parts starts freaking out and confronts the hive mind. They made a pretty convincing point, there 7 billion people in the world and every day millions of them die from accidents or natural causes, it would be wasteful not to use that abundant source of protein that is otherwise going to just rot.
- Comment on What a great idea 5 weeks ago:
People just walk into the cones and then say “oh I didn’t see it 😀”.
- Comment on What a great idea 5 weeks ago:
Dude I clean windows for a living. The amount of people that don’t see me and walk within inches is infuriating. I get that sometimes there’s not much room to walk around and I try to be understanding of that. But the amount of times there’s 5+ feet of empty sidewalk and people can’t be bothered to move 1 foot to the right while they step around me…
- Comment on When they named the planet Uranus they probably didn't know it was full of methane. 1 month ago:
I’m glad scientists are planning to change it to Urectum in the year 2620, finally put an end to this confusion. They should do it sooner if you ask me.
- Comment on Cops hassling Santa for not having papers to be in the US 2 months ago:
I honestly didn’t think about that, I just saw this when I was driving around and thought it was funny. Thought this was a good community for it. Since it wasn’t actually serious.
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- Comment on posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #1 2 months ago:
Are you telling me that’s not a shark doing a funky break dance routine?
- Comment on iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots." 2 months ago:
Do you use a special filament for that?
- Comment on Hrmmmmm 3 months ago:
I agree with everything you’re saying. But I just wanted to mention that politicians are not actually required to swear in on a Bible. That’s just what most use because of everything else you said. But every once in a while a politician will choose something different to swear on. Two I can remember of the to of my head was swearing in on Dr seues green eggs and ham and another one that swore in on a Captain America comic. Of course the religious nut jobs always lose it when that happens though
- Comment on when ur higher than sagan 5 months ago:
I’m pretty sure I already was an article where a guy replaced his table salt with some other form of sodium because chat gpt suggested it. He ended up giving himself a disease that’s been mostly eradicated in the modern day.
