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imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
tyler@programming.dev 1 day ago
The exact sentence I came to post. Apparently we all think alike.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Alikeard
superfes@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Where’s the custard?
athatet@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
There you go. I cust too much.
toynbee@piefed.social 1 day ago
jedibob5@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So a lizard must be an excess of Liz?
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Oh no, people are gonna start being called “Rizzards” soon.
Khrux@ttrpg.network 17 hours ago
I’ve always had a soft spot for the word rizz. Not just is it a shortening of charisma, so more sensible than other zoomer words, but I grew up playing D&D, where wisdom is frequently shortened to Wis, and Cha is bad to say and doesn’t rhyme.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
language evolves; it will transform intro “Lizards”
this actually the plan of The Government™ ran by evil reptilian people
Dicska@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The opposite of Thin Lizzy.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 22 hours ago
There used to be a lot of excess Lizzo, but she lost weight on GLP1s, like everybody else in Hollywood.
Slovene@feddit.nl 3 hours ago
So Richard is too rich? Is that why he’s a Dick?
melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 1 day ago
ahh so that’s why charizard is so hot
tryagain@sopuli.xyz 22 hours ago
¡Más chorizo!
BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
👏👏👏
Chais@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Also
- dull
- boll
- mall
- stand
shrugs@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
What about retard? SCNR
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 day ago
I love etymology
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
cori@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
people who confuse entomology and etymology bug me in ways i can’t put into words
parody@lemmings.world 17 hours ago
Etymology
: A branch of linguistics concerned with etymologies (origin/history of words)Entomology
: A branch of zoology that deals with insects
libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
Why?
stray@pawb.social 1 day ago
It’s not “too” something; it’s just being strong (hardy) or remarkable in that trait. A lot of sources list it as derogatory, but it isn’t so in all instances of use.
A wizard is not too wise, but very wise. Renard or Reinhardt is someone who gives good advice or makes good decisions.
The “must” in mustard is juice and pulp which you intend to ferment, because grape must was an ingredient. There’s a lot of debate over whether the “ard” is the one in this post or ardens (burning).
FishFace@piefed.social 23 hours ago
“Wizard” historically had a negative connotation though.
It’s to be expected that an old suffix can have multiple meanings.
stray@pawb.social 22 hours ago
It could have a negative connotation. One could be a genuine wise man or essentially a snake oil salesman, so the word could be applied in both ways. It’s like how we use “genius” as an insult; we’re using the word in an ironic and sarcastic way.
Here is a collection of various uses throughout history:
Uruanna@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
A wizard is not too wise, but very wise.
Thanks, that one was strangard.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Today I learned I might be too ret.
Khanzarate@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
The root means “slow”, BTW, so it does get to join that list.
VivianRixia@piefed.social 1 day ago
So, calling someone a bast-ard, implies that their mother slept around on many beds that weren’t the marriage bed. Does that mean it all comes back to calling your mother a whore?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
As is every insult
drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
I think in English there is also:
- Comparing the subject to an animal, such as a dog.
- Slurs for various minorities.
- Names for ‘vulgar’ body parts, or the act of sex itself.
- Names for human waste products.
- Literal ‘curse words’ / literal ‘profanity’, such as “damn” or “hell”, which imply the subject will go to, or just allude to the existence of, the Christian hell.
- Literal swears, as in oaths. This is pretty rare in modern English aside from "I swear to god… ". The word “gadzooks” is actually a minced version of “God’s Hooks” (the nails used in the crucifixion), which was probably shortened from “I swear on God’s Hooks”. Its pretty funny how something that was probably deadly serious in the past has been diluted so much that now only cartoon characters say it.
MurrayL@lemmy.world 1 day ago
See also: haggard, laggard, braggart (this one changed to a ‘t’ for some reason), dastard, dullard, and a few others. It’s uncommon but it’s out there!
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
My utterly baseless theory on braggart is that those folks have always been so MF irritating, through history, that people pronouncing the word just tend to do so using a clipped, terse voice.
“Oh, m’lady, pray tell? T’was Kevin spinning such fanciful yarns for thee? (grits teeth) UGH, that braggart”
I don’t care if it’s true.
hakase@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Dotard!
lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 day ago
The -ard is basically “fucking” + nominaliser (if necessary):
- wizard - fucking wise one
- drunkard - fucking drunk one
- coward - fucking tail (the initial part is from Old French “coue” tail, itself from Latin “cauda” tail. Who shows the back in a fight? Someone running away!)
The “nominaliser” part is an artefact of the borrowing, the suffix is from French. Romance languages often use adjectives as if they were nouns, but that doesn’t quite roll in English. In turn French borrowed from Frankish.
The etymology of “mustard” is disputed. The first part is likely from Latin “mustum” must; it used to be prepared with young wine. The -ard is typically explained as ardens (fiery, hot). So basically “mustum ardens” hot must. …Capsicum peppers are from the Americas, black pepper and long pepper were expensive, European mediaevalards didn’t really have a lot of spicy flavours to work with, so… I guess mustard was spicy for them?
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m going to turn “wizard” back into an insult. Some smart-aleck tries to act bougie: “fuck off, wizard”
Gyroplast@pawb.social 1 day ago
Pronounce it
/ˈwaɪzɝd/for added effect! Don’t go overboard, though, or you may be called a custard.
allhopelost@piefed.social 21 hours ago
Interestingly now a “queutard” in french slang is someone who use his queue (=tail, slang for dick) a lot.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Fucktards be making fuck all the way to the parking lot.
lvxferre@mander.xyz 15 hours ago
I’m not sure but I think the suffix in this case would yield “fuckard”. With “fucktard” being interpreted as “fuck [re]tard”. And given the later is nowadays interpreted as a slur, I’d discourage it.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This largely true. English takes ‘-ard’ from Old French. MW defines it as:
one that is characterized by performing some action, possessing some quality, or being associated with some thing especially conspicuously or excessively
The main point is that it’s generally just a pejorative suffix.
Citing the Trésor de la langue française informatisé, however, Wiktionary puts forward a surprisingly cogent counterargument and alternative etymology to the “packsaddle” one for “bastard”.
helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
French still has this feature, for instance a driver is a chauffeur, and a bad driver is a chauffard. Some one who goes overboard with partying is a fêtard, etc.
fartographer@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Why would they have a second pejorative for someone who is excessively overbo?
Hupf@feddit.org 1 day ago
hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
The -ard here was refers to the overabundace of regional channels: HR, WDR, SWR, NDR, BR, RBB, MDR, etc. pp.
quink@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Ah yes, in English it apparently means ‘-ly’, in German it means ‘Arbeitsgemeinschaft der öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunkanstalten der Bundesrepublik Deutschland’… I guess some languages are just more expressive than others.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 14 hours ago
Hazard is apparently too much danger
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
They bring up wizard… But what about bards?
Minizarbi@jlai.lu 18 hours ago
To b or not to b
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Un animal de bât is indeed a pack saddle animal, and bâtard is indeed a bastard so that’s pretty cool. Never realised the connection! -ard in French is also often a negative suffix, like connard which would be a… “cuntard” if you will.
-asse is the feminine variant, although there are inconsistencies, such as pétard / pétasse which are probably related but one is a firecracker, while the other is a tart (the lady kind)Rude language is always so much fun!
null@lemmy.org 1 day ago
So when people call me a retard they’re saying I’m overly moist?
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That you have an excess of Ret, not Wet.
C’mon, retard, figure it out.
Klear@quokk.au 1 day ago
Retard means literally “delayed”, ultimately from latin tardus (also see “tardy"), meaning slow. Doesn’t seem like it comes from the same suffix.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I’ve heard that the term “son of a gun” has a similar origin.
See, when a sailing vessel would visit port all the whores would row out to meet it. They’d be hauled into the gun ports and… ply their wares.
Since they didn’t know who in the gun crew was the father, their boys were “sons of a gun”
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
“-ard” would mean not so much “excessively” as “by their/its nature”; i.e. a seed/condiment whose very nature is mustiness, a person conceived out of wedlock (which was considered a black mark on one’s character back then), one who is habitually drunk, and so on
Paulemeister@feddit.org 1 day ago
What about standard
CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
According to etymonline, it’s from the French estandart meaning a military banner, or from the Medieval Latin standardum. These in turn possibly come from the old Frankish standhard, so literally to stand hard like a flag or a long-standing tradition.
dovahking@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I lube learning new stuff through memes.
froh42@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mallard ducks would be very confused about this post.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
They’re very much filled eith “too much” malice
Speiser0@feddit.org 1 day ago
So what is a guard?
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Too protective? I made this up, but if usage started with peasantry or something it kind of makes sense.
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 1 day ago
Someone forgot 'stand'.
mech@feddit.org 1 day ago
This explains my University Report Card.
csolisr@hub.azkware.net 1 day ago
Do not investigate how do they call a person that retesStern@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Mine is Blowh
BigBenis@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Jean-Luc Pic