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- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral 1 day ago:
I was just reading an article saying it’s terrible we’re deporting a ton of kids who never speak to a lawyer. Then it said the proportion had gone up, and cited the old pre-fascism figure. The smaller number was also appalling!
So, clearly sickening all around.
Anybody know what the proper path forward would be? Say the proper interim path. If giving the best representation to all kids means thankfully more get to stay, might it change the calculus of parents put in impossible situations and lead them to strategically abandon their children here hoping they’ll get a better life? And maybe it’s an entirely rational decision at least at first—but eventually even more kids might slip through the cracks. And as costs for anything balloon, negative attention does too. Negative attention sucks oxygen even when you’re willing to fight.
And public defendants already have like negative time to spend with their clients, we desperately need more.
Fucking sucks
- Comment on Bluesky has started honoring takedown requests from Turkish government 1 week ago:
Perhaps it would be interesting to chat April 21
- Comment on I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement 1 week ago:
DDBing (DDG) hates quotation marks, exact match searches, and is slow to crawl. Google’s right quick, impressive.
Thank you 🫡 was interested to see that
- Comment on I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement 1 week ago:
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 2 weeks ago:
Rewarding sanity in these not sane times with this small vote up
This is important if we’re gonna poke fun, so we know whether to defend the “fact” sarcastically or not
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 2 weeks ago:
Noooo that sucks
Sorry to hear overall though glad you’ve also shared the sliver of a silver lining, so you give a tidbit of hope there
Closing with words bound to sound empty: wishing for research on this for you
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 2 weeks ago:
collage pls
- Comment on Full Circle 2 weeks ago:
Ooooh sorry weathering revolutions isn’t part of our Fascism ‘25 package - that was extra :-/
Would you be interested in our selection of neck guards?
- Comment on Meta whistleblower Sarah Wynn-Williams says company targeted ads at teens based on their ‘emotional state’ 2 weeks ago:
True!!
OK now they can try climate change (dangit indoor skiing etc. nvm but still that’s not as fun so they take the L)
- Comment on Meta whistleblower Sarah Wynn-Williams says company targeted ads at teens based on their ‘emotional state’ 2 weeks ago:
But really, who wouldn’t? They’re not our kids! Well, nearly 100% of them aren’t. Little Johnny will forgive papa for it one day right?
- Comment on Adobe Creative Curse 2 weeks ago:
Wonderful
- Comment on Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Microsoft fires employee protestor who called AI boss a ‘war profiteer’ 3 weeks ago:
“Lucky we’re not countersuing! Oh the damages you are certain to be causing in the futureeee, the burns”
Actually now that I think about it maybe this was a multimillion dollar protest. The headlines have been published for and wide. I bet a few people spent more time feeling guilty than working right after as well - imagine one of them quitting. Still somewhat hard to believe it would lose them contracts but perhaps there will be potential customers who want to avoid connection with Microsoft until this blows over.
- Comment on ooo.ooo 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on ghibli posting 4 weeks ago:
slap right in the disappointingly unreenlarged buns
(sorry)
- Comment on Unsubscribe 1 month ago:
Tl;dr, moral of my thought experiment, pirate the mother loving shit out of your entertainment. Arr!
What 20 year-old games would there be to emulate in 2045?! 😉
- Comment on Whatever it takes to get to solidarity amongst the working class. 2 months ago:
Stool siblings
- Comment on Elon Musk just offered to buy OpenAI for $97.4 billion 2 months ago:
How stupid is this conspiracy theory:
If it were a threat, like “this is what you’re gonna be worth if you don’t accept, anyway” depending on how power drunk he was feeling when hitting Tweet
- Comment on The Government’s Computing Experts Say They Are Terrified | Four IT professionals lay out just how destructive Elon Musk’s incursion into the U.S. government could be. 2 months ago:
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- Comment on Proton 2024 Lifetime account fundraiser for online freedom | Ends on January 5th 3 months ago:
Is this a bad time to mention the Proton 2024 Lifetime account fundraiser for online freedom ends on January 5th?
- Comment on If me and a bunch of my lemmy friends got on a yacht. Went into international waters what could we get away with legally and what would still be illegal? 3 months ago:
Upvoted to compensate for the two masturbators who downvoted you
- Comment on Rainbolt never misses 3 months ago:
- Comment on Bat Drip 4 months ago:
