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- Comment on ABC - Always Be Compliant 19 hours ago:
Sorry we’re gonna have to sue you for $15 billion
- Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise 2 days ago:
Why are there so many image search results for orange juice lightbulb
- Comment on Checkmate 2 days ago:
The 30-70 lol
It’s a little far to the right it seems
- Comment on Checkmate 2 days ago:
- Comment on Don't spend your life in front of a live camera 2 days ago:
Fuck
- Comment on The Job Market Is HellYoung people are using ChatGPT to write their applications; HR is using AI to read them; no one is getting hired. 1 week ago:
Thanks for gift article OP
- Comment on Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida. 1 week ago:
lol
- Comment on "Wait, was that shampoo? Yeah.. Welp, I guess we're washing our body with shampoo today." 2 weeks ago:
O right
Sure ain’t greasy for me
- Comment on "Wait, was that shampoo? Yeah.. Welp, I guess we're washing our body with shampoo today." 2 weeks ago:
Guess I’ve never double blind tested them (would need to be careful with scents to avoid spoiling the test)
That said my perception has also been a high-quality moisturizing body wash is less drying than shampoo
- Comment on "Wait, was that shampoo? Yeah.. Welp, I guess we're washing our body with shampoo today." 2 weeks ago:
Brand & Store rec enclosed
silence, brand
Top result for “lotion” at Costco is quite normal all around - Cetaphil, widely available at any US retailer Image (no affiliation)
- Comment on production line 2 weeks ago:
Buy 2 bread get 1 drone free
- Comment on ChatGPT offered bomb recipes and hacking tips during safety tests 2 weeks ago:
Interesting (not familiar with TATP)
Thinking of two goals:
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Decline to assist the stupidest people when they make simple dangerous requests
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Avoid assisting the most dangerous people as they seek guidance clarifying complex processes
Maybe this time it was OK that they helped you do something simple after you fed it smart instructions, though I understand it may not bode well as far as the second goal is concerned.
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- Comment on Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters 2 weeks ago:
OT4G
(Order Time For Grandma)
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Oh that’s awesome
If he found her on Craigslist you’d really have to question
This way,
… (if she cute enough, if she’s met that baseline for your monkey brain to want to get to know her personality—nothing shallow intended btw just reality of human attraction) …
sounds like one to YOLO full send to me baybeeeeeee let us know!! 💪
- Comment on AOL will end dial-up internet service in September, 34 years after it's debut — AOL Shield Browser and AOL Dialer software will be shuttered on the same day 5 weeks ago:
Their state of ruralism is undesirable I figure
- Comment on Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet 1 month ago:
By proportion maybe?
(Just guessing, I’m not on there)
- Comment on Reddit users in the UK must now upload selfies to access NSFW subreddits 1 month ago:
Beware USA :(((
Supreme Court’s ruling practically wipes out free speech for sex writing online (July 4, 2025)
[commented the same a few days back]
- Comment on Deserved honestly 2 months ago:
- Comment on im frend :( 2 months ago:
Bummer ya
Privacy frontend sounds great, thought they were all offline
Also can seek a user skri pt 🤫
- Comment on In 6 hours it will be illegal to say "I support Palestine Action" in the UK, with a sentence of up to 14 years in prison. 2 months ago:
Really important distinction
Oh 99% (quite a bit less of course) of Israelis support genocide, then fuck Israel! No, you don’t throw babies out with bath water, even when they’re the worst and you’re mad as you should be.
Fuck any genocidal Israeli assholes, but Israel is too big to go blanket on them like this.
Why aren’t we antisemitic, b/c we know what words mean and we’re not antisemitic. Let’s talk like both those are true too.
Netanyahu should lick my pickled taint until he stops murdering kids
- Comment on In 6 hours it will be illegal to say "I support Palestine Action" in the UK, with a sentence of up to 14 years in prison. 2 months ago:
In the US don’t judges get to put on their reasonable person hat and see through little loopholes sometimes (obviously not always)?
Wonder about the UK, point is I’d only play around if I weren’t afraid of prison (I’m not strong enough to become a martyr for much of anything, pretty weak)
- Comment on Time to redraw America's borders in a way that finally makes sense. 2 months ago:
Right thooooo
ugly, poorly dressed
meh ain’t hurting nobody
unintelligible
little our fault innit, also don’t wanna punch down
Get your emotion though not denying your feeling :)
- Comment on Helth 2 months ago:
- Comment on Winner, winner, chicken dinner 2 months ago:
LOL
- Comment on [Video] BBC cuts away during pro-Palestine musicians Kneecap. The followup act Bob Vylan invents a new chant on live TV 2 months ago:
Important point
Genocide is bad and you are right
- Comment on YSK that 158 families made up 50% of all US Presidential Campaign Spending 2 months ago:
Who helped Taylor Swift? (I don’t know myself)
- Comment on Cheeto devouring his nation 2 months ago:
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 2 months ago:
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb - Comment on Brand awareness 2 months ago:
- Comment on 10 years later, no one has replicated Rocket League's mojo 2 months ago:
TSweens did wut to it?
