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- Comment on One iPhone led police to gang who sent 40,000 snatched phones to China 11 hours ago:
Video audio inaccurate? Maybe the guy was the Afghan national or it’s a different raid.
Article said Afghan guy, video said both woman and man were Bulgarian nationals.
- Comment on Reddit stock falls for second day as references to its content in ChatGPT responses plummet 1 week ago:
Interesting analysis thanks
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 1 week ago:
Do we really know our dentists aren’t CIA agents installing radios but calling them fillings?!
What happens after death is just about the least concerning thing I can imagine. (yay rejoice!) Anywhere from seconds to decades of stuff to worry about before that! :) (oh no anxiety again sorry!)
:)
- Comment on Lead 1 week ago:
Kirk was certainly not Putin, I see where you’re coming from. For the most part, Kirk used words like we do here (just with 1mil times the hate and platform size). When Putin uses words people die, directly on his orders, which is why only one of them deserves/ed prison.
The right way to fight Kirk was to obliterate his logic without laying a hand on him. Hateful idiocy is to be overcome by us collectively with our heart & brain, not brawn.
- Comment on proof of wormholes 2 weeks ago:
We learned somewhat recently it can dull emotional pain
It was around for decades and decades then just some years ago researchers figured that out. Always much to learn, not from brainworm scammer though of course
- Comment on ABC - Always Be Compliant 2 weeks ago:
Sorry we’re gonna have to sue you for $15 billion
- Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise 3 weeks ago:
Why are there so many image search results for orange juice lightbulb
- Comment on Checkmate 3 weeks ago:
The 30-70 lol
It’s a little far to the right it seems
- Comment on Checkmate 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Don't spend your life in front of a live camera 3 weeks ago:
Fuck
- Comment on The Job Market Is HellYoung people are using ChatGPT to write their applications; HR is using AI to read them; no one is getting hired. 4 weeks ago:
Thanks for gift article OP
- Comment on Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida. 4 weeks ago:
lol
- Comment on "Wait, was that shampoo? Yeah.. Welp, I guess we're washing our body with shampoo today." 5 weeks ago:
O right
Sure ain’t greasy for me
- Comment on "Wait, was that shampoo? Yeah.. Welp, I guess we're washing our body with shampoo today." 5 weeks ago:
Guess I’ve never double blind tested them (would need to be careful with scents to avoid spoiling the test)
That said my perception has also been a high-quality moisturizing body wash is less drying than shampoo
- Comment on "Wait, was that shampoo? Yeah.. Welp, I guess we're washing our body with shampoo today." 5 weeks ago:
Brand & Store rec enclosed
silence, brand
Top result for “lotion” at Costco is quite normal all around - Cetaphil, widely available at any US retailer Image (no affiliation)
- Comment on production line 5 weeks ago:
Buy 2 bread get 1 drone free
- Comment on ChatGPT offered bomb recipes and hacking tips during safety tests 5 weeks ago:
Interesting (not familiar with TATP)
Thinking of two goals:
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Decline to assist the stupidest people when they make simple dangerous requests
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Avoid assisting the most dangerous people as they seek guidance clarifying complex processes
Maybe this time it was OK that they helped you do something simple after you fed it smart instructions, though I understand it may not bode well as far as the second goal is concerned.
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- Comment on Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters 5 weeks ago:
OT4G
(Order Time For Grandma)
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Oh that’s awesome
If he found her on Craigslist you’d really have to question
This way,
… (if she cute enough, if she’s met that baseline for your monkey brain to want to get to know her personality—nothing shallow intended btw just reality of human attraction) …
sounds like one to YOLO full send to me baybeeeeeee let us know!! 💪
- Comment on AOL will end dial-up internet service in September, 34 years after it's debut — AOL Shield Browser and AOL Dialer software will be shuttered on the same day 1 month ago:
Their state of ruralism is undesirable I figure
- Comment on Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet 2 months ago:
By proportion maybe?
(Just guessing, I’m not on there)
- Comment on Reddit users in the UK must now upload selfies to access NSFW subreddits 2 months ago:
Beware USA :(((
Supreme Court’s ruling practically wipes out free speech for sex writing online (July 4, 2025)
[commented the same a few days back]
- Comment on Deserved honestly 2 months ago:
- Comment on im frend :( 2 months ago:
Bummer ya
Privacy frontend sounds great, thought they were all offline
Also can seek a user skri pt 🤫
- Comment on In 6 hours it will be illegal to say "I support Palestine Action" in the UK, with a sentence of up to 14 years in prison. 2 months ago:
Really important distinction
Oh 99% (quite a bit less of course) of Israelis support genocide, then fuck Israel! No, you don’t throw babies out with bath water, even when they’re the worst and you’re mad as you should be.
Fuck any genocidal Israeli assholes, but Israel is too big to go blanket on them like this.
Why aren’t we antisemitic, b/c we know what words mean and we’re not antisemitic. Let’s talk like both those are true too.
Netanyahu should lick my pickled taint until he stops murdering kids
- Comment on In 6 hours it will be illegal to say "I support Palestine Action" in the UK, with a sentence of up to 14 years in prison. 2 months ago:
In the US don’t judges get to put on their reasonable person hat and see through little loopholes sometimes (obviously not always)?
Wonder about the UK, point is I’d only play around if I weren’t afraid of prison (I’m not strong enough to become a martyr for much of anything, pretty weak)
- Comment on Time to redraw America's borders in a way that finally makes sense. 3 months ago:
Right thooooo
ugly, poorly dressed
meh ain’t hurting nobody
unintelligible
little our fault innit, also don’t wanna punch down
Get your emotion though not denying your feeling :)
- Comment on Helth 3 months ago:
- Comment on Winner, winner, chicken dinner 3 months ago:
LOL
- Comment on [Video] BBC cuts away during pro-Palestine musicians Kneecap. The followup act Bob Vylan invents a new chant on live TV 3 months ago:
Important point
Genocide is bad and you are right
