Submitted 2 weeks ago by Emotional_Series7814@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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This is fantastic. Thanks for posting the reddit link, which has now been edited further:
EDIT 2: Apparently I also
owe an apology to the small (but vocal) contingent who really wanted this to be minotaur smut.I’m doing my part. Now get typing.Be the change you want to see in the world.
And the linked thread is basically a writing competition that the author is hosting with a $100 prize. The title is “Announcing the 2026 Beefhammer Prize For Excellence in Minotaur Erotica”. Lovely!
It’s cute that he thought “Gay Minotaur Sex” would be a brand new sentence somehow.
My sweet, sweet summer child…
No, no, no. The new sentence is that it does NOT have Minotaur sex
I didn’t even have to search much…
My motto is if it has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it.
I like the looks of that Ghost Raptor Seduction.
Any pole is a goal
I don’t understand what they were thinking
“The Staff: A Different Kind of RPG”, and the picture is a naked minotaur looking down at a topless buff dude.
You might as well have called it “The Really Big Dick: This Aint For Kids” and had the minotaur’s cock on the dude’s head. That’s the only way it could possibly have been any more suggestive.
That name too, ‘wild rabbit’. I’m mildly informed in zoology, and there is a reasons rabbits are known for a thing.
It implies a furry wrote it. Which only increases the chances our hero will be swallowing an all beef hot dog.
It says LITRPG, not RPG. LITRPG is a story genre.
Fantasy smut sells! This dude could make fucking millions off this. I would rewrite the whole thing if I were him.
roll a D8, the result determines the outcome of your conversation:
I’d play the shit out of that game
That’s literally just corruption of champions
Keep the title, keep the cover art, completely replace the content!
The drawing is super suggestive, that Minotaur is ripped, face looking down while his chest pump up showing physical dominance while his “enemy” with his height only achieving the bare minimum to cover his massive huge humongous…personality
Also the title is literally called “The Staff”
And come on, why the hero is shirtless with jeans!! That’s hot
Right? As soon as I saw it was called “The Staff” I was like “Come the fuck on.”
Might as well have called it, “The Massive Throbbing Minotaur Meatstick”
Oh god, I’m launching! I’m launching!
Ouch. Seriously, what was he thinking with that cover. Or the artist for that matter. Should have shopped it out to at least one friend and asked “based on the cover, what do you think this is about?”
I mean the name literally has “The Staff” in it!
This seems to be garnering a lot of attention. Maybe he knew exactly what he was doing.
‘oh no, I swear I was always totally innocent, stepbro…’
The Subtitle “A Different Kind of Litrpg” isn’t helping clarify The Staff isn’t an innuendo
Well then judging by the title it’s about a group of coworkers?
Banging a minotaur, right?
Right? Right?
Yeah, they’re having a “white elephant” in the breakroom.
He’s upset because everyone made the wrong assumption, it’s actually a story about a sentient staff that gets revenge for being used as a sounding rod for 30 years.
Revenge? One should be so lucky!
“Jason knew that this was beyond him. And some deep inside him rose. A deep knowing that he could take this the minataur. Sterlingly strong, the minataur stood with a knowing going in his eyes. This wasn’t his first rodeo. “Don’t fail me now” Jason thought as he gripped his staff ever tighter.”
“The minataur thrust himself at Jason. A tangled mess of limbs and horns, they jostled for position. Jason held the minataur’s head down by the horns. “I’ve got you now” as he moved to thrust his staff deep inside the … The world a twirl, Jason found himself on his back, lurching. Something gored him and the man-beast had struck the first blow. He had never felt anything like this before. The power. The grace. The yearning for release. He was no longer in control. When was the last time he wasn’t in control?”
Complete with the little spelling and grammar mistakes that such a novel would contain. Ahem, allegedly contain.
don’t think its gonna sell as good with a different cover. also “A NOVEL NOT ABOUT GAY MINOTAUR SEX?” should be its byline
I feel like I want to start minutar smut now
Reading gooner “literature” needs to be shamed, at least a little bit.
This company has existed since the 1940s; reading erotica is not even remotely a new phenomenon and you’re fighting a losing battle if you think you’re going to change that. Maybe you should instead get comfortable with the fact that a healthy sexual appetite is normal and people have been engaging in various forms of mental masturbation since literally the dawn of humanity.
There’s a difference between writing things to satisfy a “healthy sexual appetite” and some of the honestly disgusting and insane things that get published. I guess I’m more against literary depravity (like shit involving falling in love with your rapist or family stuff, many Wattpad stories are like that) than I am against just erotica.
do you mean popular in public or popular in general
I kinda see a bat’s face in the thumbnail
Why is the minotaur’s left “leg” purple and engorged?
There are three legs 😏
Why is one nipple bigger than the other? Modern mysteries.
The Štaff
I’m not convinced that there isn’t a whole lot of gay minotaur sex in this book.
You need to include tags. I don’t read fanfic but they probably have a tag for sex-free writing. Assuming there is any.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
My takeaway here is that there’s apparently a market out there hungry for Minotaur smut.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
There’s a market out there for literally any kind of smut you can think of. It might be a small market, but there will be a market.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Hell there’s even a market for market based smut where craft markets are having anal sex with farmers markets while simultaneously having illicit affairs with stock markets. Everyone needs a little lovin’.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s a market hungry for smut about literary agents who reject manuscripts for Amazon prime printing being pounded up the butt by their own rejected manuscripts. If you can think it, Doctor Chuck Tingle has written it being pounded up the butt
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And small as it may be, you will get paid better for your minotaur smut than you will for all your non-smut writing combined.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You: ‘apparently’
Me, a furry for the last two decades: haha, yes, apparently, ha ha ha… haaaa…
truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Look up “ice planet barbarians”. Forgot the author but there are a lot of different kind of barbarians, orcs, demons, etc. That are rough but with a soft spot, protecting the female lead heroically while taking her for themselves.
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/monster-smut
archiveofourown.org/tags/…/works
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
For every single thing that exists or can be imagined, there is someone who wants to fuck it.
minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Morning Glory Milking Farm