Tiddies out is always peak
- a man
my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent
Submitted 1 day ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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vladmech@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wife and I have been full naked sleepers the entire time we’ve known each other; sleeping with clothes on seems so strange
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
I get grumpy when I don’t sleep at home and I need to sleep with boxer briefs. It fucking sucks. Let me be an animal for the time I sleep at the very least please.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
If they don’t want to see your little croquette, they shouldn’t be watching you sleep.
fartographer@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed. Fortunately, I’ve never shat on my wife, but she’s told me that if I ever try to sleep naked with her, that she’s moving to the couch.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed.
would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.
vladmech@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
. . . How many times are we talking here? Like a weird two nickels, or enough that it’s a really creepy coincidence?
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Do you not have a winter? Where i am it was extremely cold for the past month and the house barely got over 60 degrees F or 15.5 C. Even with covers its also nice to sleep in a comfortable outfit to stay warm.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
A sheet, a light blanket, a knitted afghan, and a heavy blanket, and that will hold in all the heat you need. The pockets in the knitted afghan trap your body heat really well, and the blankets hold it there. Works amazingly well.
It works so well, that sometimes I have to stick a foot out from under the covers to radiate excess body heat.
vladmech@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Fuzzy sheets, a couple thick blankets, and a huge dog means it’s never too cold while sleeping. But also we’re in California so we have pretty mild winters overall too
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 20 hours ago
maybe i’m just weird but if i’m not wearing underwear my jewels uncomfortably hang down the leg. Much more comfortable to have a lose cup of fabric keeping them slightly contained.
Brown5500@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Just gotta tuck a fold of the sheet under the boys. At least that works for me
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Tuck the Bois in at night. Remember to give them a kiss good night.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Last time I freeballed it to bed, one of my boys twisted around.
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 19 hours ago
Testicular torsion is one of my greatest fears.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
My balls do that normally anyway, and the doctors won’t tack them because I always manage to turn it back the right way by the time they see me.
Freeball is love, freeball is life. No more overheated nuts.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 day ago
Sleeping with your junk out is kinda like wearing boxers. And I hate wearing boxers - boxer-briefs all the way! I imagine sleeping topless as a woman is kinda similar, depending on her tits’ shape.
dumbass@piefed.social 1 day ago
I hired someone to cup and hold them during the night so I get the best of both worlds.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Same. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh believe me i understand that sleeping with your “tiddies” out is peak, but how does one sleep with just their balls out? Far too uncomfortable for me, have to take the entire pair of pyjama trousers off.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 21 hours ago
Just keep them pulled down like you’re about to shit. All night
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
That’s what’s so uncomfortable - if i pull my clothes to my ankles, i feel trapped and can’t move my legs around. If i move my clothes to rest under my balls, it presses into the bit behind them and that’s super uncomfortable
CatLitterArchitect@piefed.social 21 hours ago
Is Britney relevant here?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 20 hours ago
Britney only donated to the charity, Teresa was the one doing all the work (including dealing punishments for not obeying the tits/balls out rule).
knightly@pawb.social 1 day ago
Enby here with the rare perspective which can confirm that men will never understand this peak.
Sorry guys, but as awesome as it feels to go free-balling, that satisfaction really doesn’t compare to having a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they’ve been bound up in a bra all day).
Sleeping in clothing is weird to begin with, but if I had to wear one article of underwear to bed then I’d take boxers or even nut-hugging boyshorts before I picked anything tighter around the chest than a loose nightgown.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Post op MTF chiming in: There’s something magic about being tits out that balls out can’t compare to but letting ones snatch breath free overnight is a peak I never knew could exist
knightly@pawb.social 11 hours ago
That does sound amazing, I’m envious. =3
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
it sounds to me that it isn’t the act of having your tits free that’s the issue, but having a part of your body bound up all day long.
like enjoy a breath of clean air and sunlight is nice, but it’s much nicer if you’ve been locked up for a long time.
sucks that going braless is so frowned upon in so many places. all my titied friends should enjoy being comfortable.
knightly@pawb.social 14 hours ago
It’s not just that though, the relief from compression is an added bonus on top.
The truth is that breasts are just more enjoyably sensitive than ballsacks. Even when I shave them smooth, the feeling of a soft fabric against them is still less than half as enjoyable as on my tits.
Granted, there are ways in which balls are more sensitive, but I’d rather get kicked in the chest than in the crotch.
Hard agree on the stigma aainst free titties, though. I’m lucky enough to live in a state where bare chests are legal and I’m looking forward to going hiking topless this spring.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 21 hours ago
a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they’ve been bound up in a bra all day)
Ok, I concede, that does sound very hygge
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Sleeping with your balls out on a hot night with the AC cranked = epitome of freeballing
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As a lady, I disagree with the picture. My nips are too sensitive and I get woken up from any little movement from the blanket or rubbing anything. With a shirt on, it’s like that sensory overload is muted.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I’m just worried that I’ll get one of my nipple piercings trapped in a knit blanket. For things firmly attached to my chest they sure do have a way of getting caught in things.
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 7 hours ago
Huh, pardon my male ignorance but, does one not take them out regularly, particularly to sleep? I was under the impression that women generally take earrings, etc out to sleep, I guess I assumed that logic applied to all piercings generally.
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Wouldn’t men sleeping with their tops off, be the same as women sleeping with their tops off, tho?
LwL@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Women’s breasts are far more sensitive. Also the part where usually they’re in a bra all day probably matters.
knightly@pawb.social 11 hours ago
Can confirm, letting the girls free after a long day is a special kind of relief that doesn’t really have an equivalent for guys.
Imagine, stripping out of a suit where the slacks are tight enough to flatten your junk and the tie makes it hard to breathe, then bump up the feeling of relief by 20% or so for a well-fitting sports bra, a full 50% for a push-up with underwire, and straight-up triple it to compare to a corset.
knightly@pawb.social 23 hours ago
Nope.
I’m an enby, so I can confirm that sleeping with a bare chest is better when you have tits than without them.
For the nut-havers out there, sleeping bare-tittied is like your balls shaved hairless and tucked into a perfectly-fitted silk bag before bed. It really does feel that much nicer.
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
yeah, if he’s got tits.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 day ago
I don’t know what that means. My balls are always out of my body. I prefer underpants with a little tighter fit since I’ve had experience with this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It is.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 minutes ago
Ok but what does this have to do with Britney Spears?