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• vladmech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wife and I have been full naked sleepers the entire time we’ve known each other; sleeping with clothes on seems so strange

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  • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I get grumpy when I don’t sleep at home and I need to sleep with boxer briefs. It fucking sucks. Let me be an animal for the time I sleep at the very least please.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If they don’t want to see your little croquette, they shouldn’t be watching you sleep.

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed. Fortunately, I’ve never shat on my wife, but she’s told me that if I ever try to sleep naked with her, that she’s moving to the couch.

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    • vladmech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      . . . How many times are we talking here? Like a weird two nickels, or enough that it’s a really creepy coincidence?

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed.

      would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.

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  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do you not have a winter? Where i am it was extremely cold for the past month and the house barely got over 60 degrees F or 15.5 C. Even with covers its also nice to sleep in a comfortable outfit to stay warm.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      A sheet, a light blanket, a knitted afghan, and a heavy blanket, and that will hold in all the heat you need. The pockets in the knitted afghan trap your body heat really well, and the blankets hold it there. Works amazingly well.

      It works so well, that sometimes I have to stick a foot out from under the covers to radiate excess body heat.

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    • vladmech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fuzzy sheets, a couple thick blankets, and a huge dog means it’s never too cold while sleeping. But also we’re in California so we have pretty mild winters overall too

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  maybe i’m just weird but if i’m not wearing underwear my jewels uncomfortably hang down the leg. Much more comfortable to have a lose cup of fabric keeping them slightly contained.

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Last time I freeballed it to bed, one of my boys twisted around.

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    • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Testicular torsion is one of my greatest fears.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My balls do that normally anyway, and the doctors won’t tack them because I always manage to turn it back the right way by the time they see me.

      Freeball is love, freeball is life. No more overheated nuts.

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  • Brown5500@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just gotta tuck a fold of the sheet under the boys. At least that works for me

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    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Tuck the Bois in at night. Remember to give them a kiss good night.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      but that’s just reinventing boxers

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sleeping with your junk out is kinda like wearing boxers. And I hate wearing boxers - boxer-briefs all the way! I imagine sleeping topless as a woman is kinda similar, depending on her tits’ shape.

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I hired someone to cup and hold them during the night so I get the best of both worlds.

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    • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      craigslist, is this you?

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  • TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Same. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh believe me i understand that sleeping with your “tiddies” out is peak, but how does one sleep with just their balls out? Far too uncomfortable for me, have to take the entire pair of pyjama trousers off.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just keep them pulled down like you’re about to shit. All night

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s what’s so uncomfortable - if i pull my clothes to my ankles, i feel trapped and can’t move my legs around. If i move my clothes to rest under my balls, it presses into the bit behind them and that’s super uncomfortable

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• knightly@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Enby here with the rare perspective which can confirm that men will never understand this peak.

  Sorry guys, but as awesome as it feels to go free-balling, that satisfaction really doesn’t compare to having a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they’ve been bound up in a bra all day).

  Sleeping in clothing is weird to begin with, but if I had to wear one article of underwear to bed then I’d take boxers or even nut-hugging boyshorts before I picked anything tighter around the chest than a loose nightgown.

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Post op MTF chiming in: There’s something magic about being tits out that balls out can’t compare to but letting ones snatch breath free overnight is a peak I never knew could exist

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    • knightly@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That does sound amazing, I’m envious. =3

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    it sounds to me that it isn’t the act of having your tits free that’s the issue, but having a part of your body bound up all day long.

    like enjoy a breath of clean air and sunlight is nice, but it’s much nicer if you’ve been locked up for a long time.

    sucks that going braless is so frowned upon in so many places. all my titied friends should enjoy being comfortable.

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    • knightly@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s not just that though, the relief from compression is an added bonus on top.

      The truth is that breasts are just more enjoyably sensitive than ballsacks. Even when I shave them smooth, the feeling of a soft fabric against them is still less than half as enjoyable as on my tits.

      Granted, there are ways in which balls are more sensitive, but I’d rather get kicked in the chest than in the crotch.

      Hard agree on the stigma aainst free titties, though. I’m lucky enough to live in a state where bare chests are legal and I’m looking forward to going hiking topless this spring.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they’ve been bound up in a bra all day)

    Ok, I concede, that does sound very hygge

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• CatLitterArchitect@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is Britney relevant here?

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  • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Britney only donated to the charity, Teresa was the one doing all the work (including dealing punishments for not obeying the tits/balls out rule).

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• Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  As a lady, I disagree with the picture. My nips are too sensitive and I get woken up from any little movement from the blanket or rubbing anything. With a shirt on, it’s like that sensory overload is muted.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m just worried that I’ll get one of my nipple piercings trapped in a knit blanket. For things firmly attached to my chest they sure do have a way of getting caught in things.

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    • sparky@lemmy.federate.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Huh, pardon my male ignorance but, does one not take them out regularly, particularly to sleep? I was under the impression that women generally take earrings, etc out to sleep, I guess I assumed that logic applied to all piercings generally.

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• Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Tiddies out is always peak

  • a man

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  • ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s the tits.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    as a guy I don’t care (as in neutral, not as in I like dont like) about seeing nipples pocking though shirts, or seeing boobs outside. I’m just happy people around me aren’t uncomfortable because of bs social standards.

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  • Sprawl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    😉

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ok but what does this have to do with Britney Spears?

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  • bravesirrbn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    She is a member of the tiddy-having population

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sleeping with your balls out on a hot night with the AC cranked = epitome of freeballing

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• LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t men sleeping with their tops off, be the same as women sleeping with their tops off, tho?

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  • knightly@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nope.

    I’m an enby, so I can confirm that sleeping with a bare chest is better when you have tits than without them.

    For the nut-havers out there, sleeping bare-tittied is like your balls shaved hairless and tucked into a perfectly-fitted silk bag before bed. It really does feel that much nicer.

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    • LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This has been so enlightening, thank you everyone for the answers, I really appreciate the perspectives, yours the most!

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  • LwL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Women’s breasts are far more sensitive. Also the part where usually they’re in a bra all day probably matters.

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    • knightly@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can confirm, letting the girls free after a long day is a special kind of relief that doesn’t really have an equivalent for guys.

      Imagine, stripping out of a suit where the slacks are tight enough to flatten your junk and the tie makes it hard to breathe, then bump up the feeling of relief by 20% or so for a well-fitting sports bra, a full 50% for a push-up with underwire, and straight-up triple it to compare to a corset.

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  • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    yeah, if he’s got tits.

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t know what that means. My balls are always out of my body. I prefer underpants with a little tighter fit since I’ve had experience with this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It is.

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It doesn’t feel like it to me. I want a layer of clothing between my ass funk and the sheets. Unless I’m changing the sheets the next day then I’m ok with it.

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I actually don’t like freeballing to sleep. They’re so damn big I squish them a lot.

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    👀

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