ByteJunk
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world
- Comment on <3 <3 <3 2 days ago:
Yes or no lol
- Comment on 0mg 4 days ago:
I automatically read it as zero milligrammes.
- Comment on lemmy is my stream of consciousness diary and the posts my entries 1 week ago:
For some reason this reminded me of a “in between two ferns” interview, I don’t remember with who, where Galiakcnshjjkzzzz goes “I hear you’re very reserved and hate personal questions. So when did you first get your period?” and I thought that was so stupid that it was hilarious.
- Comment on straight down to business pls 1 week ago:
Insert “Hello, HR?” meme
- Comment on Amazon service was taken down by AI coding bot 1 week ago:
That’s just par for the course, like with emails, slack messages etc, always assume they have access to everything.
- Comment on Amazon service was taken down by AI coding bot 1 week ago:
I don’t get these companies that are trying to force AI down people’s throats.
I really like how mine is handling this. They gave us Gemini like 6 months ago, along with about a paragraph at most saying that we must stop using AI services from unvetted providers (GPT, etc) with company or customer data, because we needed to have legal agreements in place for that.
Nobody ever mentioned it again, at all. They probably provided us with that AI because we had people using all sorts of services and it was becoming a nightmare, so they signed some contract to cover data protection requirements and said “here, use this one if you must”.
Now it’s just there. There’s zero pressure to use it. Some Google guys wanted to come over to make some presentations, some people signed up for those but they were entirely optional.
You use it if you have a use case for it, or don’t, doesn’t matter. The only metrics are the one we’ve always had - deliver good work, on time. How you do that is up to you.
- Comment on US judge upholds $243 million verdict against Tesla over fatal Autopilot crash 1 week ago:
You guys still have hair?
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 week ago:
Same joke here (YouTube)
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 week ago:
I don’t get why are you guys
- Comment on Not gonna lie, I kind like it 2 weeks ago:
Also with how expensive a plot of land is these days, no way we’re splurging for individual accommodations.
- Comment on Just stand still and don't speak 2 weeks ago:
Hey it’s the Madagascar crew, nothing sus here.
- Comment on Rate my setup guys 2 weeks ago:
The mouse needs to come closer, you’ll end up putting too much strain on your right arm otherwise.
The legs will be buff af though.
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 2 weeks ago:
Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 2 weeks ago:
Why are feet the human radiator?
One would expect that an extremity that is so far away from the core areas, with its limited blood flow and lack of any particularly relevant component, would be supremely inefficient at radiating heat.
That is until you wake up feeling like an ice cube and grumpy enough to shoot the first thing that looks at you funny because one foot was uncovered.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 2 weeks ago:
Best I can tell, the criteria for calling something “cheese” in America is containing 51% cheese.
That’s just ridiculous. Either it’s cheese l, or it’s a product.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 2 weeks ago:
My understanding is that cheddar is yellow, not orange, unless they add colouring specifically to make it orange.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 2 weeks ago:
Also horses, and not being murdered by their companions.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 2 weeks ago:
It’s done since it’s not real cheese.
- Comment on Amazon's Ring cancels Flock partnership amid Super Bowl ad backlash 2 weeks ago:
Cat tax!
- Comment on If it fits... 1 month ago:
Oh I misread it as front right/passenger wheel, my bad. Yeah that doesn’t leave much alternative.
Which is kinda stupid since that car’s front wheels are probably closer to the curb than many trucks’ driver side wheels are even when parked properly…
- Comment on If it fits... 1 month ago:
OP could park nose first into the curb. Checkmate.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I mean… I’m your typical run of the mill cishet, and my response to femboys would be very confusing if I was some huge bigot with moronic beliefs.
Except I’m not, so excuse me while GLUP GLUP GLUP
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 2 months ago:
Ahahah I experienced only the media narrative, and it did play out exactly as you described it.
Of course now it comes to reason that many people were actively working to fix the problem, but they never really explained that part on TV.
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 2 months ago:
Yep I think pops here has this one, us Millennials grew up with leet speak, it already was a thing in the 80s.
- Comment on Love what you do 2 months ago:
He has to scrape Jake Paul off of his legs a lot, that looked like hard work.
- Comment on Tesla Robotaxis Are Crashing More Than 12 Times as Frequently as Human Drivers 2 months ago:
“And that’s when enshitification kicked in”
- Comment on yoooo 2 months ago:
Of course! The smooching had me giggling like a teenager.
But also, I’m so impressed by just how much stage presence Christian Boyle and Jeremy Jordan have! I’m not dissing anyone, far from it, I love the whole cast so much, but those two are made for live acting, they have that bigger than life quality or something.
- Comment on yoooo 2 months ago:
I loved the whole name change arc lol.
- Comment on Always wear protection, folks 2 months ago:
THEY’RE DOING IT BEFORE THEY MARRY??
- Comment on Always wear protection, folks 2 months ago:
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MUTTERING ABOUT?!