I love pie
Submitted 1 month ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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TommySoda@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Hair pie.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Could.be worse. At least it’s not Ajit Pai.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Just like my mom’s!
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It’s a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You’ll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.
dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
When I’m on desktop I never go to Lemmy because I have better things to do or work on. So I end up only browsing it on mobile.
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Smart! I should probably just give up social media on all platforms.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I’ve got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.
Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham’s puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp’s gotta pimp.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Only lemmy, myself too a desktopiac.
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Toilet time is puzzle time!
Zetta@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I’m away from my computer.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Even though it’s a hair on an image, it still makes me retch slightly at the thought of the hair actually being on the delicious pie.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sent to my wife. she immediately tried to blow the hair off.
I almost pissed myself laughing.
thanks!
gray@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I’m blonde, not stupid
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Nice try.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
Thanks. Got a bit hairy there for a while
shuva_meta@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I can see the ragebait
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Getitoffgetitoff fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You get used to that shit at buffets.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Not if you never go to a buffet.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
My screen!
rekabis@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Fuck. You.
Atlas_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Y u put hair in your meme?
ulo@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I had a budgie but it died.
Strider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You evil being ♥️
probablymissing@lemmy.world 1 month ago
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My kinda content
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So take the hair off and eat the damn pie
lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Got me
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 month ago
You bastard...
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They said would you like some pie. I said yes I would.
I forgot they majored in math. I would undo it if I could.
They said 3.1415926535897932384626433
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just realised, this “joke” (fact for me to show off) doesn’t work on the internet. I DID memorise that in highschool. No copy and paste
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It isn’t pubic hair so I’m not gonna let it stop me. Its PIE!.
omega_x3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s pie so even if it is a pubic hair, I mean how many germs could it have transferred, and there’s no way it touched the whole thing I’m sure I’ll be fine just eating this corner…wait is that pumpkin pie? I’m pretty sure pumpkin pie is antibacterial and antiviral…
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, whose pubic hair is it?
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bastard…
Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Your pie needs shaving
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
YES, POLICE! TAKE THEM STRAIGHT TO JAIL
Alloi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“yea, ive been craving burgers too…FUR burgers”
Binette@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
4C hair gang
Aneb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The pie I get handed at holiday parties
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I feel like I recognize what kind of pie this is but can’t remember… butter pecan?.. butter… something…
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Buttermilk pie! I think.
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair
annoyed_onion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Me too. And I’m bald…
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Me too, but my body hair doesn’t look like that.
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You are a fucking monster.
PhoenixDog@piefed.ca 1 month ago
With all due respect… What is wrong with you?