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• ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair

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  • annoyed_onion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me too. And I’m bald…

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Me too, but my body hair doesn’t look like that.

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  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You are a fucking monster.

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    • PhoenixDog@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With all due respect… What is wrong with you?

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• TommySoda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hair pie.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Could.be worse. At least it’s not Ajit Pai.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just like my mom’s!

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It’s a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You’ll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.

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  • dev_null@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When I’m on desktop I never go to Lemmy because I have better things to do or work on. So I end up only browsing it on mobile.

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    • Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Smart! I should probably just give up social media on all platforms.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I’ve got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.

    Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.

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    • Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham’s puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp’s gotta pimp.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Only lemmy, myself too a desktopiac.

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    • Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Toilet time is puzzle time!

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  • Zetta@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I’m away from my computer.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Even though it’s a hair on an image, it still makes me retch slightly at the thought of the hair actually being on the delicious pie.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  sent to my wife. she immediately tried to blow the hair off.

  I almost pissed myself laughing.

  thanks!

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m blonde, not stupid

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• somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nice try.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks. Got a bit hairy there for a while

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• shuva_meta@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can see the ragebait

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Getitoffgetitoff fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

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• tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You get used to that shit at buffets.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not if you never go to a buffet.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My screen!

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• rekabis@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck. You.

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• Atlas_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Y u put hair in your meme?

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• ulo@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had a budgie but it died.

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• Strider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You evil being ♥️

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• probablymissing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  that’s very clever, i hate it Image

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• BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My kinda content

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• NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So take the hair off and eat the damn pie

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• lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Got me

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• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You bastard...

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• MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They said would you like some pie. I said yes I would.

  I forgot they majored in math. I would undo it if I could.

  They said 3.1415926535897932384626433

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I just realised, this “joke” (fact for me to show off) doesn’t work on the internet. I DID memorise that in highschool. No copy and paste

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It isn’t pubic hair so I’m not gonna let it stop me. Its PIE!.

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  • omega_x3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s pie so even if it is a pubic hair, I mean how many germs could it have transferred, and there’s no way it touched the whole thing I’m sure I’ll be fine just eating this corner…wait is that pumpkin pie? I’m pretty sure pumpkin pie is antibacterial and antiviral…

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  • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, whose pubic hair is it?

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bastard…

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• Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your pie needs shaving

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  YES, POLICE! TAKE THEM STRAIGHT TO JAIL

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• Alloi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “yea, ive been craving burgers too…FUR burgers”

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• Binette@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  4C hair gang

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• Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The pie I get handed at holiday parties

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• 2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I feel like I recognize what kind of pie this is but can’t remember… butter pecan?.. butter… something…

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  • 2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Buttermilk pie! I think.

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