BoosBeau

@BoosBeau@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  For the flavor??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fools, the lot of you. I leave my cheese on the rocky shores of Ol’ Merry Bertha near the concrete jetties of man. There, the sweet mother deep slices my cheese with her sharp, salty caress, leaving my belly full and satisfied.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, prove it! Send us a picture with the honey dipper sticking out your fart hole, or we ain’t buying it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling that groove⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just count to five and you’ll be alright

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask him what that hole in his hand do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good God, my apologies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I put Wendy’s training video “Hot Drinks” on repeat, laydown some towels, and wake up grandpa. Seriously, how do you even barbeque?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me, FridaySteve, but I sit on them like a proper gentleman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who tf out here is putting bread around their hotdogs??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Instructional designers hate Articulate’s Storyline 360

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wasn’t dyslexic until I tried to read the post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upvotes and downvotes are public information on Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Iunno, weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upvotes and downvotes are public information on Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only you can see this comment Daniskarma. The Leering League of Lemmy SEES you Daniskarma and we have taken notice. Cease your efforts to spread information about public posts and comments, or ELSE Daniskarma. We’re watching you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mensa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  nectar gets it