Do you just never wear shoes? O.o
Caw caw
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
agavaa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Florida Special, flip-flops year round
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Like, extra long flip flops? Of do the nails just poke out an inch (2.54cm) from the front?
Anivia@feddit.org 2 months ago
Or even just socks? I can’t imagine those aren’t sharp enough to ruin a pair of fresh socks within a few days at most
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Maybe they live in Hawaii or something. I can’t imagine anyone doing this shit anywhere with snow. Though I can’t imagine the suffering that stubbing your toes on furniture would inflict this lunatic. Hmm. Maybe this is a problem that will fix itself.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If it’s not ai or Photoshop, they did them for the shitpost and removed them soon after, in pretty sure.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’ve seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it’s not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You’re not getting those things in normal shoes.
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 2 months ago
As someone who wore nothing but superhero flip-flops through the entirety of high school in the Great Lakes region, yeah it was neither practical nor socially acceptable. But they flashed lights when I walked. I never had light-up shoes as a little kid, and these were marketed for “kids at heart” so, tradeoff. 🤷🏻
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Meanwhile in Wisconsin: Frank, get the pruning shears, we got a girl who can’t wear winter boots because she’s got stupid feet.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Originally, long nails were a way to indicate that you could avoid manual labor long enough to grow out them out. Essentially the lawn of the hands, opulent keratin. Long toenails indicating that you never even need to walk, and that your sexual partners will die of a staph infection, are an interesting twist.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And me.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think they’re just worn from all the walking/climbing he did.
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 months ago
This is what you see with elderly people in nursing homes. Something I wish I didn’t know.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That’s kinda sad. They should be taken care of.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
To be fair, the nails in the pic are clearly taken care of. They’re horrible, but they took effort to get like this.
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 months ago
A lot of elderly folks who are still living independently go to a podiatrist for nail trims since they lack the flexibility to do it themselves. This does happen in nursing homes, just not as often, especially if the person isn’t capable of requesting it themselves.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shoes
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
ew
oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Wanting to be able to walk?
howl2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
😳🤮
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Real life Argonian?
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Harpymaxxing.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a proud foot fetishist, ewwwww. I ain’t sucking those toes.
yobasari@feddit.org 2 months ago
Imagine stubbing your toe with nails like that. The entire toe nail will be ripped clean off.
webp@mander.xyz 2 months ago
The expectation of shoes
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I already rip plenty of socks having callouses on my feet. I don’t need knives on my toes cutting them more.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I dated her, her dinners always had the freshest fish.
FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Give it to us raw and wriggling” 🤤
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
im not a cat
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Cats can retract theirs. We’re not so lucky.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bet she listens to Nelly furtado
FryHyde@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
My awareness of the existence of nail clippers. My desire to interact with other members of the human race. My stairs are steep and narrow.
Meron35@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Would get them, just to clack them like the velociraptors in Jurassic park
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Alternatively, wearing shoes.
dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 months ago
This fish grabbing sounds like quite a useful talent.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Useful talons…
palmtrees2309@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Socks would be a nightmare.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It doesn’t need socks to be a nightmare
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Why do those look so damned aquatic?? Like, I joke about my wife being cold blooded, but for this person I’d believe it.
starblursd@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Squidward have you ever seen more lovely French tips?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
imagine you’re sitting on the bed with your spouse and feel her nails dragging across your back lightly.
when you turn around, it’s not her fingers…but this.
how turned on are you right now?
JaymesRS@piefed.world 2 months ago
Long they grow, precious, long and strong… but polished, yes. Filed smooth so they don’t snag on the rockses. Smeagol takes care of his toesies.
NoTagBacks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I kinda figured I wasn’t the only one to think Gollum when I initially saw this, but it’s good to have it confirmed with poetry such as this.