Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted
Submitted 2 months ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
TheWinged7@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Its even worse, its a smart attachment for any existing toilet
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Only a matter of time before the Kohler Miracle occurs, a magnificent turd in the shape of the Virgin Mary.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 2 months ago
The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jokes on the intern?
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What the fuck are we doing as humanity
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Storing petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water.
Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Wait, it stores it?
I thought it forwards my shit pictures to my enemies.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nothing productive, just making $$ off rubes.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 months ago
No shit.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Literally a shit post. Well done sir.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What a shitty design.
mp3@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
end-to-end
From my end to anothet person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
From my end to another person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
a very complicated human centipede
E_coli42@lemmy.world 2 months ago
c/StallmanWasRight
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Shitcam, is in fact, GNU/Shitcam, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Shitcam.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Camera toilet? For shitting with your boyfriend/girlfriend together.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Co-op or PvP?
Anivia@feddit.org 2 months ago
PvE
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FFA
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
PvP, obviously.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Co-op
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Competitive Ranked PvP with time-eroding leaderboards
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Literally using people’s shit to train their shit AI.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I will never be surprised by insecure IoT devices.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
The S in IoT stands for security
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lol perfect, I like that.
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Considering there has been a massive wave of smart cameras everywhere in and outside homes in the past and especially recently getting “hacked”, it’s not a stretch that randomly picking cameras to look through could yield a droopy balls and veiny cock jumpscare
Krudler@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To this very day, with only the slightest amount of technical knowledge, you can log onto people’s existing devices, watch their video feeds, initiate print jobs, etc.
A ‘haha im hax0r’ amusement from 20+ years ago is still going strong.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If you’re hacking a toilet camera, you deserve whatever horrors you find.
khepri@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t like to judge idiots too harshly, but if you bought a product marketed as an encrypted toilet camera you deserve whatever happens to you
Drun@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Real gangsters use full fledged Dahua & go2rtc as their toilet camera
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Blast from the past there.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait, this technology wasn’t an onion article or a fever dream? WTF Kohler, how much money did you waste on this tech and supporting infrastructure?!
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 months ago
Ahhhh, beat me to it!!
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
um, couldn’t you just look down at your shit, or take your own picture on your smart phone to compare to other poop images on the web? Like why the fuck would anyone need a toilet camera?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Might drop phone into the shitty toilet! But if the camera is specifically designed for my toilet, can’t drop it in! What an amazing product idea for people like me! Also, I don’t tell you your hobbies are dumb. If you’re curious, I have a graphed some data showing my normal distribution of bristol scale output for the last few years. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to fish the phone out of the toilet to collect that data (don’t worry, it’s waterproof, so it gets rinsed off during the flush).
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Literal shit post
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 months ago
Shit shorts, ShitTok?
xorollo@leminal.space 2 months ago
What are the ends in this end-to-end? Someone more clever than me can make this into a joke.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
xorollo@leminal.space 2 months ago
I don’t think the public key is going to help that end user recover the message.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They invented an internet poop camera and people actually buy it?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If you wanna log your logs the old fashioned way with just a spreadsheet:
Date / time
- Small / medium / large
- Bristol Scale
- color
- could also add odor or discomfort if you’re worried about that
On a second spreadsheet in that workbook, keep a food diary, because that’s gonna provide a LOT of context (and you might discover some ways to be nicer to your tummy.
KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
So is it any wonder that people are afraid of technology?
Krudler@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nobody is afraid of technology.
Most people buying this stuff are just gadget goofs with way too much disposable income, nothing more.
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 2 months ago
Why does anyone even need a camera in their toilets?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
From a dog’s perspective that lives in an urban area, this makes perfect sense. Humans are fascinated with poop, collected in bags, and stored in the park bins. Why wouldn’t they put cameras in their toilets?
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Alright, I’ll do it.
Why are we looking at this from a dogs perspective?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Content creation for an entire Pornhub tab.
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
End to end to end. That’s 50% more ends so it has to be safer.
richie_golds@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I guess they need to train the AI to better differentiate between gut issues and last night’s borscht.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If there’s someone out there that gets off on watching me poop let them. (I’m a 310 pounds 40 year old.)
Hux@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Toilet…camera? Do I want to know?
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love the phrase “data is encrypted at rest.”
Having worked with a lot of medical data, the rules are simple:
- Encrypt at rest
- Rest is when the database is off
- Never turn off the database
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I pray everyday that someone sneaks up around me and hits my head with a large hammer
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Im always watching the lamps just in case.
Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye