Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted
Submitted 1 month ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
TheWinged7@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Its even worse, its a smart attachment for any existing toilet
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Only a matter of time before the Kohler Miracle occurs, a magnificent turd in the shape of the Virgin Mary.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 1 month ago
The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jokes on the intern?
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What the fuck are we doing as humanity
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Storing petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water.
Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Wait, it stores it?
I thought it forwards my shit pictures to my enemies.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nothing productive, just making $$ off rubes.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 month ago
No shit.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Literally a shit post. Well done sir.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What a shitty design.
mp3@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
end-to-end
From my end to anothet person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
From my end to another person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
a very complicated human centipede
E_coli42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
c/StallmanWasRight
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Shitcam, is in fact, GNU/Shitcam, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Shitcam.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Camera toilet? For shitting with your boyfriend/girlfriend together.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Co-op or PvP?
Anivia@feddit.org 1 month ago
PvE
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FFA
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
PvP, obviously.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Co-op
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Competitive Ranked PvP with time-eroding leaderboards
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Literally using people’s shit to train their shit AI.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I will never be surprised by insecure IoT devices.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 month ago
The S in IoT stands for security
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol perfect, I like that.
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Considering there has been a massive wave of smart cameras everywhere in and outside homes in the past and especially recently getting “hacked”, it’s not a stretch that randomly picking cameras to look through could yield a droopy balls and veiny cock jumpscare
Krudler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To this very day, with only the slightest amount of technical knowledge, you can log onto people’s existing devices, watch their video feeds, initiate print jobs, etc.
A ‘haha im hax0r’ amusement from 20+ years ago is still going strong.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
If you’re hacking a toilet camera, you deserve whatever horrors you find.
khepri@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t like to judge idiots too harshly, but if you bought a product marketed as an encrypted toilet camera you deserve whatever happens to you
Drun@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Real gangsters use full fledged Dahua & go2rtc as their toilet camera
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Blast from the past there.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait, this technology wasn’t an onion article or a fever dream? WTF Kohler, how much money did you waste on this tech and supporting infrastructure?!
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 month ago
Ahhhh, beat me to it!!
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
um, couldn’t you just look down at your shit, or take your own picture on your smart phone to compare to other poop images on the web? Like why the fuck would anyone need a toilet camera?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Might drop phone into the shitty toilet! But if the camera is specifically designed for my toilet, can’t drop it in! What an amazing product idea for people like me! Also, I don’t tell you your hobbies are dumb. If you’re curious, I have a graphed some data showing my normal distribution of bristol scale output for the last few years. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to fish the phone out of the toilet to collect that data (don’t worry, it’s waterproof, so it gets rinsed off during the flush).
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Literal shit post
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 1 month ago
Shit shorts, ShitTok?
xorollo@leminal.space 1 month ago
What are the ends in this end-to-end? Someone more clever than me can make this into a joke.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
xorollo@leminal.space 1 month ago
I don’t think the public key is going to help that end user recover the message.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They invented an internet poop camera and people actually buy it?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If you wanna log your logs the old fashioned way with just a spreadsheet:
Date / time
- Small / medium / large
- Bristol Scale
- color
- could also add odor or discomfort if you’re worried about that
On a second spreadsheet in that workbook, keep a food diary, because that’s gonna provide a LOT of context (and you might discover some ways to be nicer to your tummy.
KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
So is it any wonder that people are afraid of technology?
Krudler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nobody is afraid of technology.
Most people buying this stuff are just gadget goofs with way too much disposable income, nothing more.
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 1 month ago
Why does anyone even need a camera in their toilets?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
From a dog’s perspective that lives in an urban area, this makes perfect sense. Humans are fascinated with poop, collected in bags, and stored in the park bins. Why wouldn’t they put cameras in their toilets?
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Alright, I’ll do it.
Why are we looking at this from a dogs perspective?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Content creation for an entire Pornhub tab.
huquad@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
End to end to end. That’s 50% more ends so it has to be safer.
richie_golds@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I guess they need to train the AI to better differentiate between gut issues and last night’s borscht.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If there’s someone out there that gets off on watching me poop let them. (I’m a 310 pounds 40 year old.)
Hux@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Toilet…camera? Do I want to know?
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I love the phrase “data is encrypted at rest.”
Having worked with a lot of medical data, the rules are simple:
- Encrypt at rest
- Rest is when the database is off
- Never turn off the database
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I pray everyday that someone sneaks up around me and hits my head with a large hammer
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Im always watching the lamps just in case.
Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye