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‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨silence7@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/end-to-end-encrypted-smart-toilet-camera-is-not-actually-end-to-end-encrypted/

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  • Raptor_007@lemmy.world ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    What the fuck are we doing as humanity

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  • DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Literally using people’s shit to train their shit AI.

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  • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit

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  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    um, couldn’t you just look down at your shit, or take your own picture on your smart phone to compare to other poop images on the web? Like why the fuck would anyone need a toilet camera?

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  • tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What a shitty design.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    end-to-end

    From my end to anothet person’s end connected by the plumbing system?

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  • mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Surprised Pikachu

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption

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    • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Poop back and forth forever.

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  • E_coli42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    c/StallmanWasRight

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Shitcam, is in fact, GNU/Shitcam, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Shitcam.

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  • xorollo@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What are the ends in this end-to-end? Someone more clever than me can make this into a joke.

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  • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Literal shit post

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  • Hux@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Image

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    End to end to end. That’s 50% more ends so it has to be safer.

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