lastunusedusername2

@lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Your future self will say “that’s nine words” =]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We could be slipping parallel timelines without us knowing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I slipped into a timeline without ears

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But you love being gaslit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 10's extended support ends in eight months, but users are still rejecting Windows 11, at least in Germany⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you got the extra year just for signing in with an MS account

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple to Soon Take Up to 30% Cut From All Patreon Creators in iOS App⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea Apple was so desperate for money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornhub, YouPorn, and Redtube and other content sharing platforms will block New users in the UK starting next week(February 2)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FaptivityPub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you fight doomerism/pessimism in these trying times?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not going all the way to LA /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help is needed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So close! That is two letters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn peoples, Onion peoples, I offer you...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A third, impure faction for Cornites and Onians to hate together! ❤️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attitudes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like my job.

  But making a place an enjoyable place to work is up to management.

  But they seem to think it’s something they can just mandate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh ffs 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “End to end!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft AI CEO Puzzled by People Being "Unimpressed" by AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He can’t keep getting away with this!!😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: How to perfectly seal a bag of chips (or anything similar) without any clips or ties.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, this description is not going to work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Nevertheless, the vaginal sounds that were sent will have reached Epsilon Eridani in 1996 and Tau Ceti in 1998. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect."⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t this The 3 Body Problem?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘We don’t feel safe’: after week of bombings, people in Gaza are losing faith in ceasefire⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like an Onion headline

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This mom’s son was asking Tesla’s Grok AI chatbot about soccer. It told him to send nude pics, she says⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly Grok was trained on Musk’s dms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Paint the streets too. Checkmate, pee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t “collapse” imply they were moral at some point?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Won't you come⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a still from Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” music video

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s Steve Jobs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Dorohedoro’ Season 2 Key Visual⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, I thought they just gave up on s2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most stable bubble⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reality has become a shitpost. The actual Singularity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AT&T tracked employee attendance to find 'freeloaders.' Now, it admits the system is driving workers to the 'brink of frustration.'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I totally believe that they say that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He died doing what he loved

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2hot2handle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything has a cause.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦈🦈🦈⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The most important metric is shark happiness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Second Page of Posts Failing to Load?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same on Jerboa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t say that! That’s our word!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, at least Hulk Hogan died