FAKE NEWS NOBODY glucks Billy cock like THE DONALD! liberals BTFO with that WOKE lies you can’t even comprehend how good DJT’s succ is so keep his name OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!! DONNY sucks it the BEST of any president and SENILE BILL CLINTON just can’t remember how good that blowjob was because it BLEW HIS MIND like the CIA blew RFK’s uncle
There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Leave it to a narcissist to suck at sucking dick.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
JFC lmao
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Donald by my side
errer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A little bit of Gennifer’s what I need
A little bit of Hillary is what I see
switcheroo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Given how he unhinges his jaw to hork down all them hamberders, drumpf probably has no gag reflex.
He showed some knowledge when he fellated that (unwilling) microphone.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Do you think he takes out his dentures first?
QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Of course. He’s a pro.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Honestly, it’s funnier if he’s genuinely excellent at it.
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He HAS to be awful at giving head
YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
He does give greedy bottom vibes.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Billy should admit it right now especially if it didn’t happen. A lot of us would really enjoy the day where Trump would be furiously denying that. Just hearing the words…
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He can’t because defamation. He could however deny it and say the reason is because Trump has a small pp. THAT would be even better 😂
Wilco@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I heard Bubba was debating leaving Hillary for Trump … but it turned out he just wants to leave Hillary.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
!politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world
Or any of the huge amount of politics communities. Stop ruining this one
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Doesn’t break any rules.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Ok, yeah, the orange paedo is terrible at sucking cock, but Hillary never does it. On the flip side Hillary takes it up the arse like a champ, plus never shits herself. Whereas Donvict Drumpf shits himself at the drop of a hat. Decisions, decisions!!
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They have bill in a tough spot, for sure.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He should have gotten some tips from Melania she made it to the top of her profession…that’s a whole lot of dicks
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
that implies two things that are just not true.
- Trump is the best of his class
- Trump is NOT a bottom dollar bitch
phaedrus@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Couldn't find the original upload, but I imagine it was something like this (partially nsfw maybe?)
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wait, so that’s what they mean when they say he’s not right in the head?
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I always had a feeling Hillary would’ve been better than trump
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 3 weeks ago
until very recently, I never thought about either or wanted to…
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I never wanted to think about it before either, and still don’t want to.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I am not going to say that’s a low bar, but it was a very tiny one.