I’d be a min-maxing hoarder that never used stuff. In all honestly, I should probably try to be more like that minus the hoarding.
If video games actually determined our real world behavior, we wouldn't be violent we would be obsessed with powerwashing and all have CDLs.
Submitted 5 months ago by supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I love eating mushrooms, being high as fuck, hitting bricks with my hands and crushing turts all day.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You can’t just say perchance!!!
regedit@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
What I get from simulation video games is that if I didn’t have to worry about working to live and the daily grind of life, I’d work to get real-world experience doing stuff I may like.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 months ago
Call of Duty League?
Commercial Driver’s Licence?
Christian Defence League?funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
the second. its about driving Sims
count_dongulus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Played too much Pokémon, now I run a bet-fueled dog fighting operation
obinice@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I would sell so many organs
nathanjent@programming.dev 5 months ago
In my case the bodies of my enemies would fuel my armies of the undead leaving a trail of blood and destruction behind me. If the first boss I encounter doesn’t take me out.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I’d be rolling everything up into a ball as my distant authority figure father berates me.
m532@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
I’d be wacking walls and machinery with a pickaxe.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I guess I’m an immortal autocrat with foresight and pattern recognition good enough to be the global economy by the 16th century.
I play too much 4x.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Then I’d be pretty violent against demon invasions of our world. Or maybe I already am, don’t really know how to test it out lol.
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Halloween has literally just happened. How many demons did you slay?
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
There would certainly not be any feral pig problems in the US, that’s for sure.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I never understood how “vitality” means not armor but instead an inheret "unkillable"ness until I started looking into fetal pigs.
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d be an expert race car driver, or really good at parkour.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
This just made me imagine a sport that contains both and it would be awesome, call it Guerilla Valet.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I would be an amazing manager and be very rich
BilSabab@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Imagine your behavior shaped by Ubisoft collect-a-thons. Now that’s grim.
ManOMorphos@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Drug addicts looking for scrap metal aren’t much different. They look through abandoned structures, sneak around armed “hostiles”, and sleep wherever there are no enemies.
BilSabab@lemmy.world 5 months ago
meanwhile, some tech bro tries to wrangle this into some kind of ARG product
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And I’d be eating readily available street pizza all the time!
“Hey look, someone left a full ham roast here on the sidewalk! I’m bleeding pretty bad, so I’ll go ahead and chow down! Let me just squat over it real quick, I can usually eat a roast ham in 0.06 seconds (assuming I’ve lost enough blood).”
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I’d be succesful in governing countries and making them prosperous and free as fuck without being conquered.
Oh, and I also farm.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d be a successful xenobiologist.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d just be living in a small town, digging through trash cans, giving fish to the local homeless man, giving beer to the alcoholic and mostly just planting an ungodly amount of fruit trees on my land.
Sabata11792@ani.social 5 months ago
I’m either building a factory in space or an organ harvesting drug empire in space.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Probably put military in our cities, rename Department of Defence to Department of War… Make preparations to invade Venezuela or something…
GOoD ThiNg viDYa gAmeS don’T AFfeCt the ReAL WorlD!Jumbie@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Are you saying Hogsbreath is copying the plot of Battlefield 6?
skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Over the years too many 12 year old COD players told him they fucked his mom while teabagging him I guess. He snapped
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
If that’s true, then we be building factories, polluting the environment, and killing protestor.
Ohh wait
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Sir this is Wendy’s
janus2@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I’d be just at bad at poker as I am now, I think
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
id be shooting aliens and not afraid of anything
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I hear ICE is hiring.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
i can’t believe they used halo for their recruitment ads. i was so pissed.
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I have 30 hours in house flipper 2 since getting it 5 days ago. I wish I could live in the homes I make
billwashere@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And anytime a wall looked a little weird I’d be trying to smash through it.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
And a zerg army
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
construct additional pylons!
Naz@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
If video games determined our real world behavior,
I’d be a robot witnessing the fall of humanity, whose crime was free will
Don’t know if that translates to a job necessarily
Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I cant afford a spaceship though :(