Rhynoplaz

@Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After saying negative reviews 'might just cause our death' and 'we've got a few months left in the oven', No Rest for the Wicked CEO claims he never said they were in 'immediate financial danger'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait. You can do that??? Oh no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder if antivax kids are OK getting a cootie shot?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You say that as if they personally know at least one anti vaxxed kid and told them “Fuck you, I can’t give you any attention today because I’m too busy writing a joke on Lemmy!”

  I mean, I feel for the kids too, but do you expect us to start hunting for their identities, kidnapping them and giving them shots?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It shouldn’t be offensive to ask, but personally, I hate the question. Not because I think it’s rude or lazy, but because I never have an answer. If I want something that’s under $50 or so, I just buy it, and anything I can’t afford, I feel guilty asking someone else for it, because everyone I know is about as broke as I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m very good at math and would like health insurance. What is the easiest option?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If your poker table isn’t dealing a whole deck every hand, you should find a new table.

  Blackjack is for counting cards, because they use a continuous sleeve of decks. For poker, you have to read people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m very good at math and would like health insurance. What is the easiest option?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It really doesn’t take much math skill to count 5 cards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meditation is like drugs but better⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve been using the wrong drugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In Movies and TV shows, its always ambiguous if someone is dead or merely knocked out.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When Andy walks into the room, are the toys unconscious or dead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you think about it The Sun is actually at the very bottom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But showing my bottom is called a “moon”. 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you think about it The Sun is actually at the very bottom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you mean because the sun has gravitational force on the Earth, wouldn’t there be at least one more bottom at the center of the Milky Way? The sun spins around that doesn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it seem like every other post on here is deleted shortly after being posted?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been over an hour. Why is this post still here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it seem like every other post on here is deleted shortly after being posted?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I might have believed the opposite, but anti Trump is a very acceptable stance around here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Turn the world around! Ch ch changes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is my Dreamcast displaying tiny with a new HDMI cable?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  TVs didn’t used to be that big, so your Dreamcast is pushing the biggest size available at that time.

  Nah, I’m just kidding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously, you go home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"If its on the internet, it's out there forever" is simultaneously true and false...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know some people hate these threads, but I think they’re fun. I’d never start one, but I’ll join in if someone else does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it true that femboys are "fetishized" by right-wingers or something like that? Or is my friend(who told me this) tripping balls?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So much temptation, I must ban EVERYTHING that makes me horny!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The key takeaway of science is that observation constitutes the primary reality.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are always random flukes, or correlation confused with causation. I would probably add: The more consistent the observations, the closer they are to reality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love this! It doesn’t seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven’t debunked it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think Square Enix should remake other Final Fantasy entries?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever someone asks if a game should be remade, I always say no. I’d rather get a new game!

  That being said, I spent the entire weekend playing Oblivion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If all the people throughout history would have said to themselves: "It is what it is", then we 'd all still be living in grass huts and caves.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being invented by cavemen actually explains a lot. 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Math is probably the least abstract concept in existence. There is nothing else as consistent as math.

  It’s not math’s fault if you don’t understand the language.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, there is a LOT of us who are old and broke!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People whose cooking videos say like, "These are so good I make them every week! I make this dish twice a week! I make these three times a week!..." must eat like 6 meals a day.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold one in for a few days and tell me you wouldn’t look like that too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal to be constantly scared about how your friend will react to anything about you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This doesn’t sound like a friendship I would want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use same SD Card between devices?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not half the nerd as some of these guys, but I don’t see why not as long as there’s plenty of space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you piece of shit.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this hurts a lot right now, but consider it a good lesson to learn. Recognize those toxic behaviors and get away before they get their claws in you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨are my friends looking out for me or just ableist?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  E sounds like they’re trying to become a cult leader.

  Don’t trust anyone who implies that they are the only one you can trust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you know they’re in there, but it’s not 11pm or 6am, call up someone on the phone, or cough, or hum to yourself. Just make mid level noises. The point is to get them to realize that if they can hear you, then you can hear them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Genius! She’ll hear the commotion and tell Dad to keep it down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What purpose do carbohydrates OTHER than sugars serve in the body?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume these other answers are correct because I don’t understand them at all.

  I’ve always been told that carbs are full of energy (the keep your body moving kind), which is great if you need to use it, but if you don’t, it just makes you fat.