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partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Oranges are superior to apples.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hope you choke on an orange rind you asshole!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If Shakespeare could compare people to summer days then I can compare one type of fruit to another.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Not to worry. Comparing apples to mandarines is perfectly legal.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Finally! Someone else who isn’t afraid to be the best kind of correct.
Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Share your analysis.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
left fruit is on the left and right fruit is on the right. ergo, something something butt stuff stundays
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Paaaaaaaaaapyyyyyyyyyuruuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!
sob
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
hahaha Thank you! You reminded me of such masterpiece.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
My friend Jules told me that, in France, the idiom is about comparing apples to pears.
And they call a quarter pounder with cheese a royale with cheese.
darvocet@infosec.pub 1 month ago
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
dan1101@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They got the metric system over there.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I laughed way too hard at this, my wife thinks I’m crazy.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
T̸̛̰͉͕̐́̇͊̔̽̆̾͂͝h̴̨̡̭̥͉͈͍̑͐̆́̒̿̀̊̾͆̑̚͜͠ē̶̝̟̰̱͕̙̦̖͐́̇͌̎̏̆̂̈́ẏ̷͖͕̖̆́̓̅̀́̈́̿̌̌ ̵̡̱̗̥͚͕͓̫̺̯͙̥̺̇͂̐̎͜͜ä̸͈͖̰̱̙̭̖̲̯͇̯͇͎́̓̈́̋̔͆̆͘͝r̵̙̪̱̤͙̫͖̺͚͙̝͓̯͎̭͊́̇̃̿̽̿̄̓̀̀̈́̕͝e̸͕̰̺̬͐̆̿̕͝ ̵̧̡̦̬̟̦̱̩͖̤̟̬̉͒͆̔̎̌̎̎͊̈́͘͝ͅb̸̢̨͓̲̗̭͕̻̖͍̞̫̠̱̓̈̂̑̚ỏ̵̯͉͇̙̹͆͆̚͜͠t̸̼͛͌h̶̯̤͓̰̲̺̲͈̺̜̜̒̓̐͝ͅ ̴̦͙̯̪͇̬͚̰̯̠͓̳͛̂͂͛͗̿̎͐̚̚͘ͅf̸͍̉͌̔̃̋͛̅̇̏̽͊̒̽r̷̡̺̦̥̯̬̳̖̝̪̦͉̼̜̥̋̆̑̃̕u̸̧̡̱̯͓͖̼͍̻͈̍̋̆̃͐̈́̈́́́̀̀̕͝i̸̡̧̝̲̗͖͎͕̗͇̯̎̌̓͑̎͂̋̒̇͆̿̇̀̄t̴͈̱͖̱̆
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 month ago
Das ist ja wie Äpfel mit Birnen vergleichen.
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Very funny you old joke cookie
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Why orinch shiny
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Oranges have a thing wax-like outer layer. Apples have it too but its duller.
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Wow. I really feel like I am comparing apples to oranges back in ancient Egypt!
FishFace@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There was a puzzle at an online puzzle hunt recently that was about this phrase. It was annoyingly ambiguous due to languages that have more than one phrase.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s your funeral.
Oisteink@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thats no orange
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
snookered.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
oranges are better.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Compare: Both are fruit, both are roughly round, both have stems.
Contrast: The one on the left is redder and less shiny than the on the right. The stem on the right is green and less woody than the one on the left fruit.
Additional research necessary, consider vivisecting the fruits to see how their internals compare and contrast.
dan69@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh shall I compare thee to a summer eve…?
BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You lunatic!
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Apples and oranges are often used as two things that cannot be compared, but there is so much that can be compared between the two. They’re both sweet tasting fruits toy can make juice from. They both have tang, at different levels and depending on which strain or what ripeness. The trees they grow on both have leaves, roots, bark…
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Hey apple!
Knife.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NO! DON’T DO IT!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Hard to tell with the amount of pixels used but that could be a persimmon instead, leading to a comparison which has never been made!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll take the easy way out and contrast them instead.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Why couldn’t you compare them? They’re both fruit.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t know, man. They’re not even in the same ballpark. It’s a day-and-night difference. It would be like comparing cabbages and carrots.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
But they’re both vegetables? This makes even less sense.
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lil Dicky performed a song in which he sang “bitch, why can’t fruit be compared?”
My wife and I oft quote this to each other.
prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 month ago
Do you fuck with the war?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Each type of fruit has different KPIs
Kanda@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
You can compare anything, just list the similarities and differences
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it’s like dividing by zero. mathematically impossible.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Theybare also both round shape, they grow from trees…