Oranges are superior to apples.
Don't try to stop me
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I hope you choke on an orange rind you asshole!
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
papyrus font is triggering
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
oranges are better.
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Why orinch shiny
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Oranges have a thing wax-like outer layer. Apples have it too but its duller.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If Shakespeare could compare people to summer days then I can compare one type of fruit to another.
Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Share your analysis.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
left fruit is on the left and right fruit is on the right. ergo, something something butt stuff stundays
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Not to worry. Comparing apples to mandarines is perfectly legal.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Finally! Someone else who isn’t afraid to be the best kind of correct.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I laughed way too hard at this, my wife thinks I’m crazy.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Compare: Both are fruit, both are roughly round, both have stems.
Contrast: The one on the left is redder and less shiny than the on the right. The stem on the right is green and less woody than the one on the left fruit.
Additional research necessary, consider vivisecting the fruits to see how their internals compare and contrast.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Paaaaaaaaaapyyyyyyyyyuruuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!
sob
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
hahaha Thank you! You reminded me of such masterpiece.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
My friend Jules told me that, in France, the idiom is about comparing apples to pears.
And they call a quarter pounder with cheese a royale with cheese.
darvocet@infosec.pub 1 day ago
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
dan1101@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They got the metric system over there.
dan69@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Oh shall I compare thee to a summer eve…?
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Wow. I really feel like I am comparing apples to oranges back in ancient Egypt!
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
T̸̛̰͉͕̐́̇͊̔̽̆̾͂͝h̴̨̡̭̥͉͈͍̑͐̆́̒̿̀̊̾͆̑̚͜͠ē̶̝̟̰̱͕̙̦̖͐́̇͌̎̏̆̂̈́ẏ̷͖͕̖̆́̓̅̀́̈́̿̌̌ ̵̡̱̗̥͚͕͓̫̺̯͙̥̺̇͂̐̎͜͜ä̸͈͖̰̱̙̭̖̲̯͇̯͇͎́̓̈́̋̔͆̆͘͝r̵̙̪̱̤͙̫͖̺͚͙̝͓̯͎̭͊́̇̃̿̽̿̄̓̀̀̈́̕͝e̸͕̰̺̬͐̆̿̕͝ ̵̧̡̦̬̟̦̱̩͖̤̟̬̉͒͆̔̎̌̎̎͊̈́͘͝ͅb̸̢̨͓̲̗̭͕̻̖͍̞̫̠̱̓̈̂̑̚ỏ̵̯͉͇̙̹͆͆̚͜͠t̸̼͛͌h̶̯̤͓̰̲̺̲͈̺̜̜̒̓̐͝ͅ ̴̦͙̯̪͇̬͚̰̯̠͓̳͛̂͂͛͗̿̎͐̚̚͘ͅf̸͍̉͌̔̃̋͛̅̇̏̽͊̒̽r̷̡̺̦̥̯̬̳̖̝̪̦͉̼̜̥̋̆̑̃̕u̸̧̡̱̯͓͖̼͍̻͈̍̋̆̃͐̈́̈́́́̀̀̕͝i̸̡̧̝̲̗͖͎͕̗͇̯̎̌̓͑̎͂̋̒̇͆̿̇̀̄t̴͈̱͖̱̆
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 day ago
Das ist ja wie Äpfel mit Birnen vergleichen.
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Very funny you old joke cookie
BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
You lunatic!
FishFace@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There was a puzzle at an online puzzle hunt recently that was about this phrase. It was annoyingly ambiguous due to languages that have more than one phrase.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s your funeral.
Oisteink@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Thats no orange
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
snookered.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Apples and oranges are often used as two things that cannot be compared, but there is so much that can be compared between the two. They’re both sweet tasting fruits toy can make juice from. They both have tang, at different levels and depending on which strain or what ripeness. The trees they grow on both have leaves, roots, bark…
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Hey apple!
Knife.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 day ago
NO! DON’T DO IT!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Hard to tell with the amount of pixels used but that could be a persimmon instead, leading to a comparison which has never been made!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ll take the easy way out and contrast them instead.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Why couldn’t you compare them? They’re both fruit.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t know, man. They’re not even in the same ballpark. It’s a day-and-night difference. It would be like comparing cabbages and carrots.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
But they’re both vegetables? This makes even less sense.
Kanda@reddthat.com 12 hours ago
You can compare anything, just list the similarities and differences
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lil Dicky performed a song in which he sang “bitch, why can’t fruit be compared?”
My wife and I oft quote this to each other.
prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 day ago
Do you fuck with the war?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Each type of fruit has different KPIs
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
it’s like dividing by zero. mathematically impossible.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Theybare also both round shape, they grow from trees…