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partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Oranges are superior to apples.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hope you choke on an orange rind you asshole!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If Shakespeare could compare people to summer days then I can compare one type of fruit to another.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Not to worry. Comparing apples to mandarines is perfectly legal.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Finally! Someone else who isn’t afraid to be the best kind of correct.
Angelevo@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Share your analysis.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
left fruit is on the left and right fruit is on the right. ergo, something something butt stuff stundays
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Paaaaaaaaaapyyyyyyyyyuruuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!
sob
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
hahaha Thank you! You reminded me of such masterpiece.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
My friend Jules told me that, in France, the idiom is about comparing apples to pears.
And they call a quarter pounder with cheese a royale with cheese.
darvocet@infosec.pub 2 months ago
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
dan1101@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They got the metric system over there.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I laughed way too hard at this, my wife thinks I’m crazy.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
T̸̛̰͉͕̐́̇͊̔̽̆̾͂͝h̴̨̡̭̥͉͈͍̑͐̆́̒̿̀̊̾͆̑̚͜͠ē̶̝̟̰̱͕̙̦̖͐́̇͌̎̏̆̂̈́ẏ̷͖͕̖̆́̓̅̀́̈́̿̌̌ ̵̡̱̗̥͚͕͓̫̺̯͙̥̺̇͂̐̎͜͜ä̸͈͖̰̱̙̭̖̲̯͇̯͇͎́̓̈́̋̔͆̆͘͝r̵̙̪̱̤͙̫͖̺͚͙̝͓̯͎̭͊́̇̃̿̽̿̄̓̀̀̈́̕͝e̸͕̰̺̬͐̆̿̕͝ ̵̧̡̦̬̟̦̱̩͖̤̟̬̉͒͆̔̎̌̎̎͊̈́͘͝ͅb̸̢̨͓̲̗̭͕̻̖͍̞̫̠̱̓̈̂̑̚ỏ̵̯͉͇̙̹͆͆̚͜͠t̸̼͛͌h̶̯̤͓̰̲̺̲͈̺̜̜̒̓̐͝ͅ ̴̦͙̯̪͇̬͚̰̯̠͓̳͛̂͂͛͗̿̎͐̚̚͘ͅf̸͍̉͌̔̃̋͛̅̇̏̽͊̒̽r̷̡̺̦̥̯̬̳̖̝̪̦͉̼̜̥̋̆̑̃̕u̸̧̡̱̯͓͖̼͍̻͈̍̋̆̃͐̈́̈́́́̀̀̕͝i̸̡̧̝̲̗͖͎͕̗͇̯̎̌̓͑̎͂̋̒̇͆̿̇̀̄t̴͈̱͖̱̆
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
Das ist ja wie Äpfel mit Birnen vergleichen.
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Very funny you old joke cookie
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Why orinch shiny
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Oranges have a thing wax-like outer layer. Apples have it too but its duller.
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Wow. I really feel like I am comparing apples to oranges back in ancient Egypt!
FishFace@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There was a puzzle at an online puzzle hunt recently that was about this phrase. It was annoyingly ambiguous due to languages that have more than one phrase.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s your funeral.
Oisteink@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thats no orange
slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
snookered.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
oranges are better.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Compare: Both are fruit, both are roughly round, both have stems.
Contrast: The one on the left is redder and less shiny than the on the right. The stem on the right is green and less woody than the one on the left fruit.
Additional research necessary, consider vivisecting the fruits to see how their internals compare and contrast.
dan69@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh shall I compare thee to a summer eve…?
BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You lunatic!
Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Apples and oranges are often used as two things that cannot be compared, but there is so much that can be compared between the two. They’re both sweet tasting fruits toy can make juice from. They both have tang, at different levels and depending on which strain or what ripeness. The trees they grow on both have leaves, roots, bark…
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Hey apple!
Knife.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 months ago
NO! DON’T DO IT!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Hard to tell with the amount of pixels used but that could be a persimmon instead, leading to a comparison which has never been made!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll take the easy way out and contrast them instead.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Why couldn’t you compare them? They’re both fruit.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know, man. They’re not even in the same ballpark. It’s a day-and-night difference. It would be like comparing cabbages and carrots.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
But they’re both vegetables? This makes even less sense.
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lil Dicky performed a song in which he sang “bitch, why can’t fruit be compared?”
My wife and I oft quote this to each other.
prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 months ago
Do you fuck with the war?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Each type of fruit has different KPIs
Kanda@reddthat.com 1 month ago
You can compare anything, just list the similarities and differences
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it’s like dividing by zero. mathematically impossible.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Theybare also both round shape, they grow from trees…