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• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You wanted to go camping but fucked it up because you were drunk.

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, that sounds like camping to me.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, the first mistake everyone makes when camping is deciding to go camping.

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• TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Also pretty sure I didn’t want to run over an orphanage and kill 37 children

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  • Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How big are your feet? Holy shit.

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    • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not the size of the feet that count. It’s how many orphans you kill.

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    • lennee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      how small were the orphans?

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    • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought the implication of a car being involved was quite obvious

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  • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you for this BLESSED meme my group chat will enjoy this :P

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I knew I shouldn’t have drank “Lego Yoda Lite”

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Allah is very angry at you!

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When I was an alcoholic, I wanted to keep my best friend from ruining his marriage by having an affair, so I tried to murder him with a gun. Pretty sure I would’ve gone about it differently had I been sober.

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There needs to be more context to this story.

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We were working together in a different state; he kept talking about this girl we worked with; we got drunk at her place- some of us (me) drunker than others; he gave me a ride back to the house we were renting and then went back to the party; I was convinced he was gonna sleep with the girl, and was infuriated he’d do that to his lovely wife and their daughter; I got my pistol and was gonna shoot him when he got home; I was too drunk to chamber a round; our other roommate was there and wrestled the gun away from me.

      It’s an insane bit of logic. “In order to keep you from ruining your marriage, I’m going to kill you.”

      His wife ended up sleeping with her boss a few years later, too, so. 🤷‍♂️

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    • Guilvareux@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think in terms of thought process, we probably have all the context available…

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gosh, that’s… a lot.

    “When I was an alcoholic” I hope that the “was” in your comment means that you’re in a better place now. I also hope your best friend is still your friend and/or that he didn’t end up ruining his life (or that he was able to rebuild a half decent life from the wreckage of his mistakes)

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I finally read the entirety of your comment, as I had wrongly assumed you had just quoted me the whole time (might wanna check your markup btw)

      But yes, I’ve been sober for 7 years now. We’re maintain a loose friendship, like stereotypical men do with one another; he did not sleep with the girl, but his wife did sleep with her boss a few years after this whole kerfuffle. Is that irony?

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A lot of whiskey and rum, lol

      No but seriously, yeah. It was pretty stupid.

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  • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was about the goal, not the how.

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Ill keep you from ruining your marriage by ending your life.” Seemed pretty solid at the time.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably would have had better aim and saved his marriage!

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She slept with her boss a couple years later. Guess you can’t win em all.

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  • lapping6596@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow. I did many crazy things while active alcoholic, but murder was not one of them

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah I had some issues I guess. Though, to be fair, I also never murdered anyone.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m in the Navy. If you can’t do your job while drunk you can’t do your job.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m European. If you can still do your job just drink more!

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My dad was blown away when he had to go do work at auto plants overseas and the breakroom vending machines had beer in them. I guess there was a 2 beer unofficial limit. This was like 3 decades ago… So maybe it’s changed.

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• SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was in a long term relationship with someone with a drinking problem. When a drunk person says something to you they fucking mean it. Their filter is weaker and, as I label it “they have the courage to say something that they were afraid to say sober.” When you figure this out everything is easier to understand.

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  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not every drunk/alcoholic person is the same. Bummer you had that experience though.

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  • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I regularly tell people I absolutely hate that I love them while drunk. It’s how my brain makes sure I don’t tell them to go fuck themselves… I also tell everyone i like, that I love them though…

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  • Aljernon@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True to an extent but there’s also a level of brain damage that can come with long term alcoholism (or extreme intoxication) where they lose the ability to form coherent thoughts while plastered and their drunk ramblings can be contradictory.

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  • liuther9@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Alcohol makes you feel and act different way. Your statement is not correct

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    While drunkenness isn’t a blanket excuse for behavior, I don’t believe it’s inherently fair to say we are our true selves while drunk. Alcohol affects our reasoning, it doesn’t merely remove filters.

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• jve@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Definitely wanted to throw up on my shoes, just didn’t have the courage.

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  • Aljernon@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Definitely also want to throw up on your shoes, working up the courage now

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    • zerofk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I blame the shoes for looking so throw-up-on-able.

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• RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The first saying is pretty idiotic

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  • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    BS. Drinking lowers your inhibitions, it doesn’t make you do anything you wouldn’t want to.

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    • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It makes you less rational and quicker to instinctively do shit before your rational brain catches you. Those instinctive things aren’t some hidden desires, it can be some random dumbass shit. Hell, people have “call of the void” telling them to do suicidal shit

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    • Aljernon@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It also weakens your sense of cause and effect, being drunk makes it harder to link consequences to actions. I’ve done things that really hurt people while drunk and even while still wasted instantly felt bad cause they got hurt. I definitely wanted to punch my friend for pouring booze on the floor but I definitely didn’t want to crack his rib.

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• Lightsong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Actually it’s pretty comfortable. I worked in landscaping and whenever I’m on break, I’d sit in a wheelbarrow. It’s cool and the shape fits your body pretty well.

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you’re shaped like SpongeBob?

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    • Lightsong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, you sit with your feet between the wheelbarrow handlers and it’ll tilt toward with handlers acting as chair legs, so you’re basically sitting in the chair. And I’m 6’2, it’s really comfortable, you’d be surprised. And most wheelbarrows aren’t square, they’re like round or tapered at where your head rests.

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    • cypherix93@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      or a slightly smaller wheelbarrow

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  • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This message was brought you by Neckpain. The pain that keeps on giving

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It does look pretty comfortable

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why I crash my car into a tree everytime I drive sober.

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I actually agree with the sentiment of this post even though there are obvious exceptions. Your character doesn’t change when you’re drunk, just your inhibitions. So yeah, getting drunk reminds me I can be an asshole and probably I want to be more often than I do.

  But you know what I’ve never done while even blackout drunk? I’ve never cheated on my wife. Because I don’t want to do that. I’ve had crazy hot women ask me to hook up and I was too drunk to even say, sorry I’m married. All I could get out was naww.

  I’ve felt bad because I have seen devistation in the face of young women being blown off by an older dude but I was too drunk to express myself. I was also probably too drunk to be a great lover at that time, so maybe I did them a favor. But when you’re that drunk and the next morning all you can remember is destroying the ego of a skinny 25 year old, you know you didn’t imagine it.

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• fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The alcohol just removes all filters. So yes, you wanted to sleep, but at normal times you’d be too embarassed to not sleep in your bed. With alcohol, it’s sleepy time, you sleep and that wheelbarrow looks a lot more inviting than the floor.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • udon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wasn’t he the guy that got sneakily served wine by his daughters because they desparately wanted to sleep with him? Most believable plot ever

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  • Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I tried the read the Bible when I was teenager. Lot immediately put an end to that

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If all drinking did was limit inhibition, but it also clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Some people cannot think things all the way through when intoxicated.

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• pfr@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s sex. She’s talking about sex.

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  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah I get it, it’s just I’ve known plenty of girls who really wish they didn’t sleep with a guy when they were drunk, and guys as well.

    This just isn’t how alcohol works, or is a gross over simplification, it inhibits and impairs you, but that doesn’t mean in your waking sober hours you just wanted to jump anything that has a pulse, there’s been times I was into a girl when drunk but when I was sober I was really glad that I didn’t because she repulsed me and had an ugly personality

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  • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I still think it’s not necessarily true

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  • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The punchline is always porn.

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• TwoForJuanBagelSale@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  when people say this you can instantly disregard any worth you may have thought they had.

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• Senseless@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It just felt comfy at that time. And I was tired… so tired.

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  • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The evening air was cool and crisp; the crickets were chirping merrily; the smell of rhododendrons was on the light, refreshing breeze. But I don’t remember any of that, honestly

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Got me, I did want to hug a toilet all night well the room was spinning.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I secretly always wanted to shit my pants while unconcious.

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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Better than shitting someone else’s pants.

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is something a rapist says?

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, its a really weird way of deflecting from the context.

    “Haha, I was just sleepy, UwU silly little me just being a smol bean oopsie!”

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• scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t know man, the right kind of dirt in the right wheelbarrow? Pretty preem passing out drunk “mattress” as they’re called by civilized folks.

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• Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s just something about wheelbarrows which always gets me.

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