Amputret
@Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 1 week ago:
I work in a tiny office right next to my manager who leg bounces, hand flaps, is heavy-handed on his keyboard, and externalises his thoughts all the time. But when ever I leg bounce he’ll let me know how distracting it is.
I’m so close to a talk with HR I swear to god.
- Comment on Worst spy ever 4 weeks ago:
Are you an energy vampire?
- Comment on The audacity 5 weeks ago:
Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.
- Comment on The audacity 5 weeks ago:
They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.
- Comment on $16bn health agency managed finances with Excel spreadsheet. 3 months ago:
Ta, I was curious.
- Comment on $16bn health agency managed finances with Excel spreadsheet. 3 months ago:
It’s just one of 6,000 apps that New Zealand thinks might be best tamed with ERP
How does erotic role play help tame Excel?
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 2 5 months ago:
For a second I thought the tamatoes were another Saddam Hussein meme.
- Comment on UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer arrives in Kyiv to sign "100-year Partnership" treaty 5 months ago:
Ukraine was still a highly corrupt puppet state in 2009 though, wasn’t it?
- Comment on the aliens monitoring our planet know that we are idiots 6 months ago:
To be fair, NYD is pretty close to perihelion (according to Wikipedia).
- Comment on Typhoo Tea falls into adminstration 7 months ago:
Good point, I probably shouldn’t comment when I’ve just woken up. 😞
- Comment on Typhoo Tea falls into adminstration 7 months ago:
And nothing of value was lost.
- Comment on DayZ creator reveals a "Kerbal Space Program killer" with kittens and challenges license owners to sue him 8 months ago:
Yeah, no. Rocket can go fuck himself.
- Comment on Home 8 months ago:
That spider wants to puke up into that bees insides, so not only is it an entomocidal maniac, it’s also a hypocrite.
- Comment on Science or some other arcane wizardry PCM 8 months ago:
I’ll never get tired of jokes at ancaps’ expense.