Amputret
@Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Good luck! 1 week ago:
More open-plan shitters, please!
- Comment on No brainer 2 weeks ago:
Ah, but like teleport 7” it doesn’t say it’s not repeatable. To be fair though on second reading it does look like a one and done offer.
- Comment on No brainer 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, but you’d still be hot.
- Comment on No brainer 2 weeks ago:
3 or 6 if there’s no cooldown. People talk about not being able to get through walls when over open ground you can hit potentially limitless speed without gaining inertia and going splat if something pulls out in front of you. Same with deaging, so long as the cooldown isn’t longer than 10 hours, you’re Benjamin-Buttoning it.
- Comment on Emoji Recently Added 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on YSK The World’s Most Common Passwords 5 weeks ago:
Not using reindeerflotilla, smh
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 2 months ago:
I work in a tiny office right next to my manager who leg bounces, hand flaps, is heavy-handed on his keyboard, and externalises his thoughts all the time. But when ever I leg bounce he’ll let me know how distracting it is.
I’m so close to a talk with HR I swear to god.
- Comment on Worst spy ever 2 months ago:
Are you an energy vampire?
- Comment on The audacity 3 months ago:
Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.
- Comment on The audacity 3 months ago:
They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.
- Comment on $16bn health agency managed finances with Excel spreadsheet. 6 months ago:
Ta, I was curious.
- Comment on $16bn health agency managed finances with Excel spreadsheet. 6 months ago:
It’s just one of 6,000 apps that New Zealand thinks might be best tamed with ERP
How does erotic role play help tame Excel?
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 2 7 months ago:
For a second I thought the tamatoes were another Saddam Hussein meme.
- Comment on UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer arrives in Kyiv to sign "100-year Partnership" treaty 7 months ago:
Ukraine was still a highly corrupt puppet state in 2009 though, wasn’t it?
- Comment on the aliens monitoring our planet know that we are idiots 8 months ago:
To be fair, NYD is pretty close to perihelion (according to Wikipedia).
- Comment on Typhoo Tea falls into adminstration 9 months ago:
Good point, I probably shouldn’t comment when I’ve just woken up. 😞
- Comment on Typhoo Tea falls into adminstration 9 months ago:
And nothing of value was lost.
- Comment on DayZ creator reveals a "Kerbal Space Program killer" with kittens and challenges license owners to sue him 10 months ago:
Yeah, no. Rocket can go fuck himself.
- Comment on Home 10 months ago:
That spider wants to puke up into that bees insides, so not only is it an entomocidal maniac, it’s also a hypocrite.
- Comment on Science or some other arcane wizardry PCM 10 months ago:
I’ll never get tired of jokes at ancaps’ expense.