Sure sure, Release the Epstein Files. Stop trying to distract us.
Trump posted this in Truth.
Submitted 6 months ago by salty_chief@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
sunbytes@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is very similar to his playing of fortunate son.
~He watched the movie and though the fire-murder guy was a badass.~
~(Or more likely, he never watched the movie).~
I just realised he doesn’t make these himself (or come up with them). But still. Asshole.
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We’re finally aware of the joke the rest of the world has always thought we were
jonesey71@lemmus.org 6 months ago
Where are all the soldiers and assorted politicians who swore an oath to protect the USA from all threat foreign and domestic?
salty_chief@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Following orders like they are sworn to do.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Oh no! Chipocalypse now! Where will Taco Don™ get his chips for the salsa that came with his taco!
/s
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Trump declared war on Chicago?
Tryenjer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Russian asset declares war on an American city.
plyth@feddit.org 6 months ago
Billionaires would push an impeachment. The call is coming from inside the house.
Madison420@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah, probably not a great idea on Chi-Raq. If anywhere were to put forth a united resistance it’s the place with a history of running the police or if the city with armed force.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
War on Chicago style pizza
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
He is such an embarassing president. 2028 needs to come faster
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Come faster for what exactly? At this point I don’t doubt for a second the majority would elect him for a second term
Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
You still think there’s going to be elections?
Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 6 months ago
There will be elections. All autocrats love elections. Being reelected with 90+ % just feels too good to not have them.
hector@lemmy.today 6 months ago
All that’s going to do is switch out him for his successor in the party. All of these things are things the party has been working for, such as declaring martial law and locking people up without habeas corpus, disappearing them, including citizens. Without addressing a lack of an opposition that can win in the face of election rigging 2028 won’t change anything except perhaps a leader that is not quite so stupid about doing the exact same things.
adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 6 months ago
DJT Jr 2028-2036 Ivanka 2036-2042 Baron 2042-Apoclypse
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency
TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
[deleted]Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 6 months ago
Next US presidential elections.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
King DeSantis will have his coronation.
Tja@programming.dev 6 months ago
He was just as bad the first time. People still voted for him. Junior or eric will win in 2032 probably.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 6 months ago
To see how much more they can fuck up this time?
D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
If he tried to squat like that today he’d shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 6 months ago
Is this real? Did he really post that shit?
Gladaed@feddit.org 6 months ago
They are considering deploying a national guard or something there. I believe this meme is purely humoristic.
RockBottom@feddit.org 6 months ago
Department of WAR = honesty in politics
Deathgl0be@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’d like to actually see trump squat like this comfortably. I bet he would Taco.
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
This looks like treason. Treason is fun because there are both federal and state versions of it.
dumbass@leminal.space 6 months ago
ValarieLenin@midwest.social 6 months ago
Why is he trying so hard to fuck around and find out…
Skyrmir@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Insurrection is grounds to declare martial law, remove those in power, and halt elections. He has to push hard enough to force people to fight back.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
This is simply not true. The constitution has no provisions for suspending elections.
4grams@awful.systems 6 months ago
I wish more people would see it.
ValarieLenin@midwest.social 6 months ago
The right answer unfortunately…
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I love the smell of a massive stroke in the morning. It smells like, victory.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Who won that war again?
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 6 months ago
Two comments, and I know this is now old news: it’s insane to see someone/somegroup get SO pissy for being hit with a soft, non-lethal projectile; and while I understand how he was likely carrying it, upon further review the clip above seems to show that this man is a sandwich-mancer and can summon subs from thin air.
I don’t normally like to use the AI summary of a search, but this one was funny: Force of rubber bullet vs sandwich
I’m glad they failed to indict him, and I hope he finds success in another place.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 months ago
dude honestly thinks he is the shit. If there was ever a pit fight between world presidents, I would bet money on him losing his first fight in the first five seconds.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Him v Lincoln , the ex wrestler who fights till he’s burger?
Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 months ago
… What!?
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Who’d win? Are we going by Heads of State or do constitutional monarchs sit this one out?
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If historical figures allowed, monarchs definitely yes. I want to see Queen Elizabeth on a horse kicking assess.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Lincoln or Roosevelt, or hell maybe George Washington. Trump out before they ring the bell.
BanMe@lemmy.world 6 months ago
They have royal pie takers who, according to the Magna Carta, have to stand in.
zarathustra0@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Chipocalypse Now with fire shooting out the back.
Surely he is confusing Chicago with chipotle?
astutemural@midwest.social 6 months ago
I accidentally scheduled a vacation to Chicago during Mexican Independence Day, which apparently is a huge deal in Chicago. When I got there, the entire downtown area was completely shut down as Mexicans had been roaring up and down every street in trucks for the last two days. The Chicago PD had blockaded every exit off the highway within two miles of downtown to try and stop it. It didn’t- it just limited them to doing it on the highway breakdown lanes and the actual fucking grass medians.
The moral of the story? If the above is what the Mexican population of Chicago does for fun, I’d dread to see what they do in the face of an actual threat.
unconsequential@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Rule number one. Don’t fuck with Mexicans. Viva Mexico cabrones!!!
adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 6 months ago
Not going to lie you had us in the first half.
meliante@lemmy.pt 6 months ago
Why Chicago? Not American but curious.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Chicago is a major democratic leaning city infamous for its association with lawlessness and organized crime. Reality is that Chicago cleaned up with the other cities but it maintains a rambunctious similar to LA and Philadelphia. But it’s still got a local culture of early 20th century gangsters like Al Capone and other Italian Americans with submachine guns.
The entire great lakes region that includes Chicago had a pretty rough time from the 70s-00s, with other cities in it including Detroit, Cleveland, Buffalo, and Toronto as well as tiny hellholes of deindustrialization like Gary.
Chicago is also notably a very black city, especially by Midwestern standards. During the great migration (when a bunch of black people left the rural southern areas their ancestors had been enslaved in and went to urban areas largely in the north and west), Chicago was one of the major destinations as there was a lot of work that didn’t involve farm labor.
So yeah mocking Chicago sometimes will have racist implications (though this applies to any great lakes city when compared to the overwhelmingly white rural and suburban Midwest).
derry@midwest.social 6 months ago
Because it’s a big democrat stronghold. And he’s racist.
adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 6 months ago
Probably several real reasons… and i think he just throws shit at the wall to he finds something that sticks but this one stuck because among his followers it ticks several boxes.
He already did a dry run in Los Angeles, literally chasing harmless day laborers through Home Depot parking lots. Newsom (Cali Gov) fucked his whole mind up by trolling him on social media. So he is probably thinking of something even more insane to do to us in Cali or at least knows he’s playing with fire.
New York he is lowkey working on a deal with Cuomo (former mayor now running as a spoiler candidate to the socialist who beat him in the primary election).
Chicago is an easier target. The only other city I’ve heard him float is New Orleans (which is unlike any other city I’ve been to in the states for its amazing seafood, bars, walkable areas, music, eg culture… notably Black culture)
His mostly rural base loves it. Not only is it cities that they have been other-ing and blaming [insert South Park - They took 'er jobs meme] for their problems their whole lives. It is also abuse of minorities. So it is like saying “you know how you complain about cities and they happen to be brown and black. Im going to fix that problem and it just so happens to be by going after those people who don’t look like you. wink wink, nudge nudge”
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The Midwest has a weird relationship with Chicago. It’s our city dammit, but it’s thought of as a shithole because of a long history of it being a shithole and also because of a long history of it being used as a byword for dangerous urban areas. People who hadn’t been there in a decade were calling it Chiraq so much that my phone recognized the word. As a teenager (late 00s and early 10s) the far right edgelords would joke about bombing it like they did about Tehran. But it’s also a costal city with all the limp wristed elite dogwhistles and homophobia. Which is a little funny because Chicago gay culture is tough as fuck. But yeah and there’s the racism which is huge and is an undercurrent of it all.
So yeah it’s the Midwest’s own Al Capone themed LA, but the sky is trying to kill you not fires and earthquakes.
Hope@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Chicago is the next city ICE is set up to ramp up operations in. Chosen probably because it is a liberal city with a diverse population.
Chiarottide@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Let’s look at the positive side, in case of a trial they wouldn’t have plausible deniability
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Captain bonespurs diaper would have to be changed if he tried to kneel down like that
Mist101@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well, from the picture he’s already had a blow-out. Hope JD packed an extra change of clothes.
lime@feddit.nu 6 months ago
sooooo this is a military threat against the local populace, right?
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Yup. Shit’s gonna get fucking wild as the gUStapo is born.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 months ago
🌎👩🚀🔫👩🚀
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
To the world: someone please come liberate us from us.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
We have enough corn, thanks.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
spoiler
___ It’s real …suntimes.com/…/ice-raids-chicago-immigration-sat…
cmbabul@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire or the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 months ago
I understand you, and I feel the same. But let's be real. We both know it's true. It's outrageous, it's dumb, it's aggressive and hateful, that's exactly up his ally.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s fucking Cheungus making these things. Dude’s like the incel m’lady in chief.
lena@gregtech.eu 6 months ago
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It was also retweeted (a screencap) on twitter by the official white house account…
ch00f@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’ve never seen Apocalypse Now, but I get the feeling Trump has never seen Apocalypse Now.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
See the directors cut or don’t bother
ch00f@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is that “Redux?” We just picked it up, but haven’t watched it.
lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This imbecile knows the US lost the war in Vietnam, right?