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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    dentists hate sugar drinks (I’m with them on this one) ophthalmologists hate screens urologists hate themselves

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    • janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought you meant window screens for a second and was picturing some kind of weird eye injury epidemic involving enthusiastically looking out windows

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  • shatterling@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trauma specialist Doctors hate e-scooters

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have an acquaintance who is learning how to walk and talk again because he hit a pothole on an e-scooter. Wear your helmets, kids!

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      • nothingcorporate@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And bicycle helmets are not rated for the speed e scooters can go. You want a full face motorcycle helmet and motorcycle gloves.

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  • mmcintyre@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Truck drivers hate “four wheelers” because they don’t know how to drive.

    When they’re not in their semi they generally drive a four wheeled vehicle their very own self, presumably being hated on by other truck drivers.

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Drivers hate everyone else on the road.

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    • Pazuzu@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      eh, other truck drivers aren’t much better. biggest takeaway getting my CDL was realizing just how low the standards are to drive a truck

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      • obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I used to do fleet management. It’s so bad. I never would have believed how many people take clearance signs as suggestions.

        And the drivers test should include a “show me where the truck driver can and can’t see you” portion.

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      • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve always wanted to drive a semi so this may be good

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  • SoyViking@hexbear.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Academics hate eachother

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lmao true

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  • janonymous@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Game developers hate players. They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If your players are breaking your game, try to make a mechanic out of the emergent behaviour

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    • Endmaker@ani.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!

      players speedrunners

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  • twice_twotimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Linguists hate grammarly

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When Reagan said “no child left behind”, he didn’t mean grammarly. That halfwit mess is toxic.

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  • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    lab techs hate improperly collected samples. The people who collect those samples often in turn hate lab techs.

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    • johsny@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As a lab tech, I feel this one.

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      • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I spent years in a research path core and am just wrapping up my med lab certification, it amused me when they hired actors to come to our program and we role-played dealing with angry pathologists, fuming nurses ect… Most of my clients have been MSc students or MD/PHD conducting research. they might be experts in their field and conduct these brilliant studies then stumble right at the finish line because sample collection was bungled or something ruined during extraction. I’ve seen some “interesting” DIY fixation and processing protocols to save a little money that did the same thing. I always feel so bad but most people are willing to learn and work with us.

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      • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just send it back with a derogatory note telling them to take it again.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s never easy to connect samples properly in the field and it’s never easy to draw conclusions from imperfect sampling.

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      • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m in pathology (research, transitioning to medical) so that was my frame of reference here. Its my job take the samples given to the lab and turn them into slides for analysis but tue results are only as good as what I’m given in the first place (crap in, crap out). same with blood draws, urines, anything improperly collected no longer properly represents the thing it came from. Then I have to tell the client that…

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  • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Software Engineers hate stand-up

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We’re lured into a false sense of excitement, thinking it’s comedy. Instead, it’s tragedy.

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  • Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Game programmers hate graphical designers.

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    • traches@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Web devs too

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      • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        everyone hates web devs

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    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What if graphic design is my passion?

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      • Skua@kbin.earth ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Then WordArt loves you too

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    • TheKracken@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And we hate game designers

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    • Religion and Neo-Liberalism hate science
    • Big corporations hate ad- and trackerblocker
    • Drug barons hate legalizing
    • Dictators and nazis hate the truth
    • Developers hate Product Managers
    • Linux users hate systemd
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    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i love systemd

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      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You fail the test.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
      • Mechanics hate Engineers
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      • muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Engineers hate architects

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    • hactar42@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I hated Product Managers as first but learned how they can be a valuable asset. Especially when dealing with customers or executives. They can handle all the crap throw at us and just filter down what we need know.

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  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Locksmiths hate WD-40

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    • korazail@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      not a locksmith, but…

      One of those candidates for ‘worst memorable phrase in history’ is the old “duct-tape for things that move and shouldn’t and wd-40 for things that should move and don’t”.

      WD-40 isn’t a lubricant. It often works to get something un-stuck, but then you need to still clean and lubricate the parts to keep it working.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why this one?

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      • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        IANAL, but people use it on squeaky hinges and knobs and locks, but it sits in the mechanism and collects dust. It turns into a gummy mess eventually, which is the last thing you would want in a lock.

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      • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I imagine it gunks up the lock mechanism. I have had to eventually replace locks I used it in.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How do they feel about Ballistol?

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      • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Never heard of it, but I use Tri-flow and Houdini liberally. If Ballistol doesn’t leave a residue it’s probably fine

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Teachers hate parents.

    Vice versa

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    • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As a parent, I don’t hate the teachers. Other kids parents need to get their shit together though. The amount of homophobia and racism casually thrown around by the other kids is appalling.

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    • bacon_pdp@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      God, wtf.

      We always went out of our way to help the teachers whenever possible. We donated any and all supplies that they asked for and gave them gift cards for Christmas. We supported them actively when they protested for better wages and other benefits.

      What sort of monster would hate the very people who you trust with their own children?

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      • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The kind of parents that think their little crotchspawn is an angel and every bad grade is the teacher’s fault.

        Don’t get me wrong, there are bad teachers (had a couple both as student and as a parent), but mostly are doing their best. Or at least not be purposely bad.

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  • NelDel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Electrical engineers hate OrCAD, seriously. I keep a spare file on all of my work computers collecting when I see someone on line saying OrCAD sucks. Brings me comfort when the program crashes for the 5th time that day

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Psychologists hate cigars

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    • thessnake03@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What did you say about my mother?

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  • BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I dunno, geologists kinda love everything.

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    • ItsLucky@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But then again, we love things most people hate. Like earthquakes and vulcanos. Absolutly amazing stuff for me as a geologist but damn very much uncool for kind of everone else :D

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  • airbreather@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Apples unite them all

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  • RoabeArt@hexbear.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Auto mechanics hate Fix-a-Flat, especially if a customer forgets to let them know their tire is ful of the stuff when it comes time to replace it.

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    • Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We had a local shop owner killed when airing up a tire with fix-a-flat. His wife ran the shop after his death and she did not mince words when someone asked why the shop wouldn’t patch their tire that had fix-a-flat.

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      • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We had a local shop owner killed when airing up a tire with fix-a-flat.

        How? Was he working on an industrial tire or something?

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    • ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I feel super sorry for whoever has to do my next tire change, the previous owner of my vehicle (just purchased otherwise it’d already have had a tire change) was using fix-a-flat for top ups so the didn’t have to lug out the air compressor.

      I have no idea how much goo is in these tires, but I can only assume they look like the aftermath of a ménage et troi with 3 “Slimers” from ghostbusters.

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      • RoabeArt@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Why do people do shit like this lmao.

        I’m surprised they could even put anything in the tire even after the first treatment. FAF by its nature seals holes, and usually the valve stem gets clogged as a result (the idea is to replace the tire after using the stuff, since it’s meant to be an emergency repair).

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    RFK?

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    • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can confirm, but if it wasn’t him, they’d go out of their way to find someone just as bad.

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  • CloutAtlas@hexbear.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Orthopaedic doctors hate chiropractors

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    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I work in orthopedics and rehabilitation…for the most part the majority of chiropractors are harmless. If the patient believes a chiropractor is helping manage their pain, I don’t really care about the efficacy of the practice. Plus, most chiropractors are risk adverse enough to know not to work on areas where hardware has been installed.

      If we’re sticking to the format of items or activities that are a reason for a lot of our appointments… Ladders, motorcycles, bad drivers, trampolines, and electric scooters and diabetes are probably the top contenders.

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  • CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Geologists and biologists hate people who stack rocks

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  • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Orthopedic surgeons, hate motorcycles

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    • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But transplant surgeons love them 😇

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  • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For admins, it’s users. Period

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  • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Metrologists hate Analysts

    All you have to do is rinse the LC with water my guy…

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  • Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Teachers hate AI

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  • figjam@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    pulmonologists hate vapes

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    • RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Data? No, because there is none. And I have read every.single.study. They are all fucked in some way or another whether it’s methodology or the stats or the sample size/composition. Not a single real in vivo study. None. There is exactly one researcher in Greece doing decent work, and that’s it. I took a career change from my previous and now present career and worked in pharma and biotech research.

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Inb4 popcorn lung lmao.

        (Diacetyl, the chemical responsible, is also found in cigarettes, 2,000x more than in vape juice, and cigarettes have never caused popcorn lung. The only recorded case afaik comes from the powder form being used in a popcorn factory with no respirators, and it acted like asbestos sorta where it settles in the lungs. That’s a far cry from the liquid form that was in some vape juice before the freakout, which has never shown to cause popcorn lung, just like it doesn’t with cigarettes.)

        Inb4 vitamin A oil

        (Black market weed carts made by some dickhead in his garage who didn’t know what he was doing. Legalize it already ffs.)

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      • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Former smoker, current vaper. I know inhaling anything other than clean air isn’t good for me, and I know nicotine addiction isn’t good. I plan on quitting, and I’m making decent progress to that point.

        But it bugs the shit out of me when people try to act like it’s worse than cigarettes. It’s not. Shitty Chinese vapes marketed to kids that we don’t know the ingredients of? Sure, ban em. Black market vapes made in some dudes garage with oil? Absolutely track em down and end that man’s whole career.

        But properly made, regulated vape juice in a rebuildable tank? Leave me the fuck alone. Please. Please do not take the thing that has helped millions of people quit smoking!

        Can you link me any decent articles to help the next time someone says some dumb reactionary shit?

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      • figjam@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Are you a lung doctor or are you someone who vapes and wants to be able to maintain the illusion that it isn’t harmful?

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  • Plurrbear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Drumpf serving as US “President”…

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  • tfed@infosec.exchange ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    @fossilesque i hate phone calls :aneodog_bongo:

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