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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Most, if not all, professions in the domain of knowledge creation hate AI.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Retail workers hate you.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I was going to say “Customers”, but I hated my coworkers too.

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  • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lab techs hate improperly collected samples. The people who collect those samples often in turn hate lab techs.

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    • johsny@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a lab tech, I feel this one.

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      • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I spent years in a research path core and am just wrapping up my med lab certification, it amused me when they hired actors to come to our program and we role-played dealing with angry pathologists, fuming nurses ect… Most of my clients have been MSc students or MD/PHD conducting research. they might be experts in their field and conduct these brilliant studies then stumble right at the finish line because sample collection was bungled or something ruined during extraction. I’ve seen some “interesting” DIY fixation and processing protocols to save a little money that did the same thing. I always feel so bad but most people are willing to learn and work with us.

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      • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just send it back with a derogatory note telling them to take it again.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s never easy to connect samples properly in the field and it’s never easy to draw conclusions from imperfect sampling.

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      • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m in pathology (research, transitioning to medical) so that was my frame of reference here. Its my job take the samples given to the lab and turn them into slides for analysis but tue results are only as good as what I’m given in the first place (crap in, crap out). same with blood draws, urines, anything improperly collected no longer properly represents the thing it came from. Then I have to tell the client that…

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    • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Or bad planners that expect us to do overtime for their mistakes.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Proctologists hate things without a flared base.

    “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but not this way!”

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  • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Software Engineers hate stand-up

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We’re lured into a false sense of excitement, thinking it’s comedy. Instead, it’s tragedy.

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    • Religion and Neo-Liberalism hate science
    • Big corporations hate ad- and trackerblocker
    • Drug barons hate legalizing
    • Dictators and nazis hate the truth
    • Developers hate Product Managers
    • Linux users hate systemd
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    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i love systemd

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      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You fail the test.

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      • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I love systemd too but I can’t remember how to use journald :(

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
      • Mechanics hate Engineers
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      • muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Engineers hate architects

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    • hactar42@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hated Product Managers as first but learned how they can be a valuable asset. Especially when dealing with customers or executives. They can handle all the crap throw at us and just filter down what we need know.

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  • Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Game programmers hate graphical designers.

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    • traches@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Web devs too

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      • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        everyone hates web devs

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    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What if graphic design is my passion?

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      • Skua@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then WordArt loves you too

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    • TheKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And we hate game designers

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  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anyone using a phone hates clankers.

    There’s one automated system I need to call regularly at work that does not give me the option of dialing numbers and forces me to speak to it. It lists the options it can understand, but I can’t just press a number to move on. Then it asks me to say and spell my first name, then say my last name (which it guesses the spelling of incorrectly) and pretends to type while it’s processing. Why are we doing this?

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stop humanising answering machines by equating them to Star Wars level droids please.

      Insulting.

      Image

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      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Star wars droids are just more advanced answering machines

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  • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Arborists hate Bradford pear trees. They’re the ones that have white flowers and smell like cum. That’s not even why we hate them though.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wrote a mobile app years ago for a company that surveyed power lines to figure out what trees had to be cut away. They gave me a list of something like 800 tree species and I was like “do you guys really know what all these trees look like?” They did, it was a very impressive knowledge set.

      A fun fact about power lines in rural areas: property owners generally get compensated monetarily when their trees have to be trimmed for this, and the amount they get is dependent on the species of tree. So the surveyors would usually find all kinds of incredibly exotic shit planted directly under the lines, basically a cash crop for people living in the middle of nowhere. This is probably a huge and under-appreciated factor in the spread of invasive species.

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      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s gorgeous, I love the unintended consequences

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, what is it?

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      • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s an invasive species and they grow with very poor structure so that they basically collapse in a pile or broken limbs after a couple of decades. And the nurseries marketed them heavily for a while so they’re planted everywhere. Pain in the ass to work with.

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    • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Some house nearby must have one of those in their garden, because there’s a section of the road where I always catch that odour. Thanks for pointing it out to me, now I’ll look for the tree next time I have to pass through.

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      • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        There’s actually a few trees that can smell this way but if it’s in the spring and there are white flowers then it’s probably this one.

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    • BurningRiver@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I had one of these in front of my house, and every spring I wondered why I smelled crusty underwear in my living room. The day I finally had it removed was one of the happiest of my life.

      What’s the reason arborists hate them?

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      • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        slrpnk.net/comment/17753400

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  • RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know q-tips aren't safe or whatever but man it feels too good to stop.

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    • ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What do you mean, not safe? I always thought “do not use in your ear canal” was just a joke they wrote on the packaging. Like, actually good one, what else are you gonna do with it?

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      • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Q-tips aren’t meant to go in the ear the same way adult novelty toys aren’t meant to go in the butt.

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      • blindsight@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They’re also used as cleaning tips for small/targeted applications, especially when you don’t want lint from a Kleenex or paper towel lingering. Makeup application/removal and electronics cleaning, for example.

        I think (not a doctor) the ear thing is because if you go too deep you can cause some serious damage, and they can make wax buildup worse by compacting it. If you stay close to the ear opening, and do circular motions to swipe wax away, and clean your ears often enough that you don’t get dense wax build up, and don’t “double dip” to introduce potential pathogens, then I think they’re pretty safe to use? But that’s too many caveats for lots of people, so I think ENTs often deal with people damaging themselves with them.

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      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Supposedly they can pack the earwax together which can be an issue.

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      • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Makeup removal or cleaning babies, according to the packaging

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    • Zink@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, I am not going to contradict any doctors when it comes to the risks, but for my ears and the way I do it, I haven’t ever hurt myself and my PCP says my ears are completely clear at each checkup.

      I think I’m fortunate to have pretty light thin wax though.

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    • sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I bought metal earwax spoons. Sure, q-tips feel great and all, but pulling the clod of wax actually responsible for the itch is divine

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      • RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I am way too scared to use one lol. Certainly wouldn't trust myself to use it but maybe I should give one of those services a try.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re perfectly safe. Just pinch it towards the end you’re using, can’t do too deep that way.

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      • RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I do try to be very careful but sometime overdo it a bit going a bit deeper but not to a point of permanent ear damage. Hopefully...

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  • twice_twotimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Linguists hate grammarly

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When Reagan said “no child left behind”, he didn’t mean grammarly. That halfwit mess is toxic.

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  • quetzaldilla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Accounting:

    Intuit products. They mislead people into thinking they are saving money by not paying an accountant or taking a class or two at the community college.

    Depending on the situation, it can result in heavy fines and fees when the books or tax returns need to be corrected.

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      As an IT person: Intuit products.

      Their support sucks and unless it’s operating as designed, you basically can’t get any answer more specific than “call support” online, and when you do decide to call them, the IT guy can never get answers unless the account holder is on the line because they refuse to talk to anyone who isn’t on the account and they refuse to add the IT guy to the account.

      Also, QuickBooks desktop is basically dead. There will be no 2025 version as far as I’m aware. They’re forcing everyone into QuickBooks online.

      Also, their automated file doctor tools are basically useless, rebuilding a file has a good chance of breaking it, requiring intervention from the data services team.

      They also seem to have no idea what automation is, and have little to no shits to give over making deployment and management any easier/simpler for the IT staff that needs to support their product.

      Fuck. Intuit.

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      • ghterve@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Wait until you meet Adobe

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    • NoodlePoint@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I like the one guy who said he pays taxes so that he can have civilization. It kinda sucks a company has near-absolute monopoly of tax-return software, and thus I’m interested if there’s a FOSS alternative to that.

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      • quetzaldilla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        GNU Cash is an excellent alternative to QuickBooks as long as you do not need payroll services.

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  • philpo@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Paramedics hate methamphetamine. And alcohol. And high voltage electrical current.

    But we love people who injure themselves creatively.

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    • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stupid people are our job security.

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      • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I think they meant unpredictable. Ie. So drunk or high on meth you might be violent towards the medics

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So is it bad that I’m on prescription amphetamines and had to do some unexpected work on the wiring on a 3-phase compressor after having a beer?

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      • philpo@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Nah, you’re good. True methheads are… something else… That stuff really fries brains.

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    School bus drivers hate landscapers. And Amazon delivery drivers, but at least those fuckers move quickly.

    We also hate children but I probably shouldn’t admit that publicly.

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  • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.

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    • Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ER Docters hate

      • "well it started 6 months ago… And since then it is more or less present" -> why are you here?
      • everything firework related -> you really thought it would be cool to make a firework bomb?
      • old people that are dropped by family members on a Friday night and claim the maggots just appeared like 10 minutes ago -> really?
      • people who, after a complete workup expect miracles -> really?
      • (drug induced) aggression -> look I am trying to help you here dude
      • recurrent psychiatric patients that are not treated properly or untreatable -> hey you again, same medication? Wow you were here 7 hours ago…

      … I think the list might go on and on

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      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank you for your service

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Teachers hate parents.

    Vice versa

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    • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a parent, I don’t hate the teachers. Other kids parents need to get their shit together though. The amount of homophobia and racism casually thrown around by the other kids is appalling.

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      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Same as it ever was.

        Now playing Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime

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    • bacon_pdp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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      • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The kind of parents that think their little crotchspawn is an angel and every bad grade is the teacher’s fault.

        Don’t get me wrong, there are bad teachers (had a couple both as student and as a parent), but mostly are doing their best. Or at least not be purposely bad.

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Got a vasectomy. I broke the cycle yall.

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Psychologists hate cigars

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    • thessnake03@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What did you say about my mother?

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      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        take a long drag

        I was thinking about your dad actually.

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    • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ExceptFreud who famouslyl oved them

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  • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Video game content creators hate reading ( especially controls )

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  • kieron115@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Whoever is fixing your computer absolutely despises you if you’re a smoker. Tar gets everywhere.

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  • djmikeale@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Data (dwh) people hate Excel

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  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Cardiologists probably hate fried food and energy drinks

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  • leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For lawyers? The Dunning-Kruger effect.

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  • airbreather@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apples unite them all

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  • sleepmode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Everyone hates Sales except C-suite.

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  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Locksmiths hate WD-40

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As a game dev I hate capital G Gamers™

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  • mmcintyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Truck drivers hate “four wheelers” because they don’t know how to drive.

    When they’re not in their semi they generally drive a four wheeled vehicle their very own self, presumably being hated on by other truck drivers.

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  • BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I dunno, geologists kinda love everything.

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  • HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Users are the enemy of IT workers.

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  • SoyViking@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Academics hate eachother

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