JargonWagon
@JargonWagon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Screw your zodiac sign, tell me... 5 days ago:
I think delftware isn’t as popular in the US, which is unfortunate because I love how they look.
- Comment on To the rapidly aging person reading this: GameFAQs is 30 years old, and people are sharing their memories of the venerable guide hub 1 week ago:
I printed out a list of gaps in THPS2 from GameFAQs. I didn’t realize it was 80 pages. My mom was really upset. I think I got every single one though.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 2 weeks ago:
Right? What the fuck is with the comments in this.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 3 weeks ago:
bed bugs tend to bite like that where it’s all grouped up together and I think sometimes in a line.
- Comment on Where is modern Punk? 3 weeks ago:
Put some commas in there
- Comment on If you don't understand it instantly you will never get it 3 weeks ago:
Wait, I thought that if I didn’t get it instantly then I’ll never get it!
- Comment on monumentale 3 weeks ago:
4k+ nested if statements with comments.
- Comment on Black widow life 3 weeks ago:
Not sure on the specifics, but I’ve dealt with my fair share of black widows. Their webs usually contain a shriveled up corpse of a male just kinda hanging about.
- Comment on eel butts 4 weeks ago:
That diagram isn’t making sense. The tube goes directly from the stomach to the anus? Everything else is just ignored? Either I’m missing something or this is AI slop.
- Comment on Banana 4 weeks ago:
Exactly. The post calls them being cheap a good thing, but when you know about the slave wages, idk if them being this cheap is that much of a positive.
A lot of people just know that one song from the Beetlejuice movie, but it’s about the workers in banana plantations:
“Come Mr. tally man! Tally me banana.
Daylight come and me wanna go home.” - Comment on Moon talk 4 weeks ago:
This is Lemmy, where if you even hint at saying “It’s not just Capitalism”, you’ll be downvoted into oblivion.
Don’t you know how happy everyone has always been under communist and socialist governments? Not a single sad soul to be seen under those establishments! /s
- Comment on Forgot my oven mitts. 4 weeks ago:
Reminds me of an old flash video by Jim Ether hosted on thefriendsociety called “Don’t touch the pan.” It lasted about 5 seconds, looped, and was scripted as thus:
Person 1: “Don’t touch the pan! The pan’s hot.”
Person 2: “I’m going to touch the pan.”
Person 2 touches the pan.
Person 2 screams in agonizing pain at probably 10x decibels louder than the rest of the speech. - Comment on What options of resistance are programmers creating to not submit to AI culture? 5 weeks ago:
If you’re asking about they’re directly combating AI, there are efforts to poison AI, basically injecting it with malware.
- Comment on A cartoonist's review of AI art, by Matthew Inman 1 month ago:
Visitor to your grave: “…I need more context.”
Your ghost: “It’s about AI art.”
Visitor: “…I still don’t get it.”
Ghost: “That’s because you’re a robot. Everybody’s just robots now. Us ghosts are all that’s left of humanity. All that you know is based on what we suffered to learn and create.”
Robot visitor: “…but why a rat with a big butt?”
Ghost: “Draw one, and reflect on the cloud of noise that you produce instead.”
Robot: *draws a rat with a big butt
Ghost: “…AI wasn’t as good back then. Fuck you.” *whisps away - Comment on If A.I. is so fast and efficient, and CEOs are paid so much, why not replace CEOs with A.I.? 1 month ago:
Schedule meetings, attend meeting, tell others to do stuff. Profit.
- Comment on newts 1 month ago:
…I got better…
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 1 month ago:
TIL Lemmings are an actual creature and not just from the PC game Lemmings! I’m guessing that’s why it’s named “Lemmy” and then has a logo of a rodent. I just thought it was a random name and a drawing of a mouse this whole time.
- Comment on Coincidence 1 month ago:
- Comment on Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 2 months ago:
Why would anyone downvote for Ctrl vs Cmd? Mac fanboys/fangirls?
- Comment on Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 2 months ago:
I think you mean he’d like to undo his death, rather than redo his life, unless you have a problem with the way the commands were invented or something?
- Comment on Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 2 months ago:
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 2 months ago:
Again? When did everyone stop?
- Comment on How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers 2 months ago:
A literal shitpost. Splendid.
- Comment on What is the first electronic device kids get these days? (Desktop, Laptop, Tablet, Phone, Game consoles?) 2 months ago:
Agreed. No screens for toddlers. Screen time, specifically for videos, just does something awful to their brain. Kids can use screen time for age appropriate games, though they get more benefits from other types of games and electronic devices.
With that said, every child is different, and some will learn so much about a computer put in front of them. They’ll be curious and figure out directories, then go browsing through system files, then delete system32 and get yelled at a bunch, then a few days later after the parents fix it learn about the system settings and go tinkering in there, etc. Those kids are fucking brilliant.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 months ago:
Right? Like leave one on the settings for prod, use the others for testing out the different settings.
- Comment on Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters 2 months ago:
I guess if that makes you happy. Seems like wasted time as opposed to just having the worker take it over and do the order, at which point speech recongition software isn’t being used.
- Comment on don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices 2 months ago:
I think this created a community of dyslexics. We can all come together and share our trauma together.
- Comment on Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters 2 months ago:
Unfortunate. The worker can just take the order over and correct its mistake.
- Comment on Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters 2 months ago:
Orders .5 [Mexi-pizzas]. Orders √-1 [Mexi-pizzas]. Orders 1 [Mexi-pizza] with a topping of [Mexi-pizza].
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 months ago:
Even worse: network based label printers. Fuck them.