JargonWagon
@JargonWagon@lemmy.world
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 days ago:
bed bugs tend to bite like that where it’s all grouped up together and I think sometimes in a line.
- Comment on Where is modern Punk? 3 days ago:
Put some commas in there
- Comment on If you don't understand it instantly you will never get it 3 days ago:
Wait, I thought that if I didn’t get it instantly then I’ll never get it!
- Comment on monumentale 3 days ago:
4k+ nested if statements with comments.
- Comment on Black widow life 6 days ago:
Not sure on the specifics, but I’ve dealt with my fair share of black widows. Their webs usually contain a shriveled up corpse of a male just kinda hanging about.
- Comment on eel butts 1 week ago:
That diagram isn’t making sense. The tube goes directly from the stomach to the anus? Everything else is just ignored? Either I’m missing something or this is AI slop.
- Comment on Banana 1 week ago:
Exactly. The post calls them being cheap a good thing, but when you know about the slave wages, idk if them being this cheap is that much of a positive.
A lot of people just know that one song from the Beetlejuice movie, but it’s about the workers in banana plantations:
“Come Mr. tally man! Tally me banana.
Daylight come and me wanna go home.” - Comment on Moon talk 1 week ago:
This is Lemmy, where if you even hint at saying “It’s not just Capitalism”, you’ll be downvoted into oblivion.
Don’t you know how happy everyone has always been under communist and socialist governments? Not a single sad soul to be seen under those establishments! /s
- Comment on Forgot my oven mitts. 1 week ago:
Reminds me of an old flash video by Jim Ether hosted on thefriendsociety called “Don’t touch the pan.” It lasted about 5 seconds, looped, and was scripted as thus:
Person 1: “Don’t touch the pan! The pan’s hot.”
Person 2: “I’m going to touch the pan.”
Person 2 touches the pan.
Person 2 screams in agonizing pain at probably 10x decibels louder than the rest of the speech. - Comment on What options of resistance are programmers creating to not submit to AI culture? 2 weeks ago:
If you’re asking about they’re directly combating AI, there are efforts to poison AI, basically injecting it with malware.
- Comment on A cartoonist's review of AI art, by Matthew Inman 3 weeks ago:
Visitor to your grave: “…I need more context.”
Your ghost: “It’s about AI art.”
Visitor: “…I still don’t get it.”
Ghost: “That’s because you’re a robot. Everybody’s just robots now. Us ghosts are all that’s left of humanity. All that you know is based on what we suffered to learn and create.”
Robot visitor: “…but why a rat with a big butt?”
Ghost: “Draw one, and reflect on the cloud of noise that you produce instead.”
Robot: *draws a rat with a big butt
Ghost: “…AI wasn’t as good back then. Fuck you.” *whisps away - Comment on If A.I. is so fast and efficient, and CEOs are paid so much, why not replace CEOs with A.I.? 4 weeks ago:
Schedule meetings, attend meeting, tell others to do stuff. Profit.
- Comment on newts 5 weeks ago:
…I got better…
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 5 weeks ago:
TIL Lemmings are an actual creature and not just from the PC game Lemmings! I’m guessing that’s why it’s named “Lemmy” and then has a logo of a rodent. I just thought it was a random name and a drawing of a mouse this whole time.
- Comment on Coincidence 1 month ago:
- Comment on Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 1 month ago:
Why would anyone downvote for Ctrl vs Cmd? Mac fanboys/fangirls?
- Comment on Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 1 month ago:
I think you mean he’d like to undo his death, rather than redo his life, unless you have a problem with the way the commands were invented or something?
- Comment on Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 1 month ago:
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 1 month ago:
Again? When did everyone stop?
- Comment on How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers 1 month ago:
A literal shitpost. Splendid.
- Comment on What is the first electronic device kids get these days? (Desktop, Laptop, Tablet, Phone, Game consoles?) 1 month ago:
Agreed. No screens for toddlers. Screen time, specifically for videos, just does something awful to their brain. Kids can use screen time for age appropriate games, though they get more benefits from other types of games and electronic devices.
With that said, every child is different, and some will learn so much about a computer put in front of them. They’ll be curious and figure out directories, then go browsing through system files, then delete system32 and get yelled at a bunch, then a few days later after the parents fix it learn about the system settings and go tinkering in there, etc. Those kids are fucking brilliant.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 months ago:
Right? Like leave one on the settings for prod, use the others for testing out the different settings.
- Comment on Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters 2 months ago:
I guess if that makes you happy. Seems like wasted time as opposed to just having the worker take it over and do the order, at which point speech recongition software isn’t being used.
- Comment on don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices 2 months ago:
I think this created a community of dyslexics. We can all come together and share our trauma together.
- Comment on Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters 2 months ago:
Unfortunate. The worker can just take the order over and correct its mistake.
- Comment on Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters 2 months ago:
Orders .5 [Mexi-pizzas]. Orders √-1 [Mexi-pizzas]. Orders 1 [Mexi-pizza] with a topping of [Mexi-pizza].
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 months ago:
Even worse: network based label printers. Fuck them.
- Comment on Make it make sense 2 months ago:
Yep! All it takes is one person braking, and then the person behind braking, then the person behind them, and eith each braking the overall speed slows down more and more. It creates a wave of traffic. The wave passes through. The starting point I think moves back further and further.
I think about it a lot while I sit in traffic.
- Comment on Microsoft Word documents will be saved to the cloud automatically on Windows going forward 2 months ago:
A definite plus if one option is to backup to self-hosted platforms.
- Comment on what are the grievances with the "male loneliness epidemic"? 2 months ago:
