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• Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have some apps that havent been updated for like a year because the simply fucking work.

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

    Lets be fair. He’s a special kind of idiot.

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  • jonne@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not to mention, the app is just the thing that calls the API to the server that runs the actual models, it’s not a reflection on how quickly you’re improving those models. In fact, there should be little reason to push a new app update once you’ve built it.

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unless your Ai creates the app. This may be a reflection of how bad Grok really is.

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The reason is so Elon Musk can make his stupid chart implying that more production releases means better in someway.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, its a great idea. Bug fix, and then hot fix for the new bug you just deployed!

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not only a good idea, but indicative of positive growth.

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• pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  does it count as an “update” every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?

  what a meaningless measure. why don’t i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it’s massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we’re literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.

  he’s so monumentally stupid

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can make meaningless graphs based on made up numbers too. 🤷‍♂️

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  • Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yeah but can you spew that nonsense at millions of people on your very own shitty platform? Gotta get on muskies level.

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• Fandangalo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I know next to nothing about publishing an app and my alarm bells went off immediately

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    • Fandangalo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Here’s 2 faults:

      1. Most people push a build once a week, because making a stable build usually has an engineer combining people’s work, and sometimes there’s conflicts in the merge.
      2. If you have a lot of bugs, you may need to patch more frequently.

      Either way, it’s a bad look. Doing stable daily pushes is good in development, not in a live environment like this.

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• pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Git commit -m “bug fix 9293829”

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• raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I knew the Apartheid shithead was dumb as fuck, but even “as fuck” isn’t that dumb…

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.

  Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.

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• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lol equating your busted as fuck code that needs constant patching with growth. Gonna keep that around for my own metrics. Yeah boss this is the 9th hotfix to prod this week! Think where we’ll be next month, things are going awesome!

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• gigachad@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Merge Request 1472: Add comment

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re making frivolous updates at a speed and scale Sam Altman can only dream of

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  • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Merge request 1473: Remove extraneous comment

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  • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Two of the updates are “new outfits for Ani”.

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Quick! Ship it now!

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Fuck he’s so stupid

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Grok is evolving

  …as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?

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  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Racisms per minute (RPM)?

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• jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)

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  • xtr0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Minor updates for bugfixes don’t require a real store review.

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.

      Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/intro

      But this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates

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  • nathanjent@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This was my thought, too. He’s bleeding money that these other companies would rather hold onto.

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• trashboat@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I can also rapidly publish bunk ass updates to my app to the App Store so that I can make a funny chart that impresses my shareholders

  Like let me just add some random line breaks to my source and rebuild the app bundle. Look at that growth!

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why would you need to update the app? It should all run on their servers. This is indicative of poor app design.

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• mp3@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It just have more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  20+ updates of racist shit and fake news from facebook don’t count

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Since when does the update of the frontend equate to a better, more accurate, more efficient backend?

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Who’s going to tell him?

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Aren’t the front ends for these basically chat interfaces that mostly don’t change

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  • gdog05@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone keeps fixing the CSS color coding of an input field border and someone else keeps copy/pasting the old version when they’re doing basic edits.

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  • xtr0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.

    If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .

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    • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Update one character at a time, commented out till you’re ready to make a real change.

      Then do it again to fix all the shit you just broke

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• mgnome@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I once had to push this much updates (not to production tho) because QA monkeys kept finding (or making up) issues. Am I evolving faster than any other AI?

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  • jodanlime@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes.

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All that’s missing is the linked in dweeb quoting this sayin “Elon is truly ahead in the AI Game!”

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• rhvg@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is nothing new. Workers trying to fake productivity to fool the capitalists, no matter for what reason capitalists think they deserve.

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  • SkyNTP@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, this is the capitalist trying to convince customers (investors) that they have more capital than the other capitalists. Nothing about this has anything to do with workers.

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• baskets18@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As a sanity check, is this the guy launching a crap-ton into space for the future of humanity?

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes. It must be prevented at any cost, and he’s prepared to pay that cost.

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, of course daddy’s gonna brag about his kid

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some underling must’ve whipped up that graphic in a desperate attempt to find good news so E-lawn wouldn’t feed him to the dogs. Worked a little too well and now the emperor is strutting around in all his exhibitionistic finery.

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• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I didn’t think "ai"bros could get any fucking stupider.

  Musk really does innovate. I think this might be the stupidest shit that i have ever read.

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• navi@lemmy.tespia.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Elon just discovered CI/CD.

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• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  so called not see updates

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