i wish this was fake twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
wow its getting dumber faster than the other companies what an achievement
leading ai company
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_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
percent@infosec.pub 7 months ago
To me, that just looks like “move fast and break things” taken to an extreme level. Quantity ≠ quality. Honestly, I think it kinda makes the other companies look better, in terms of software quality.
(I’m going solely by the chart though; I have not installed any of these apps)
WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 7 months ago
This is kind of funny but sad, like when you see an animal accidentally kill itself.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I thought Musk was in a ketamine hole when announcing lawsuit against Apple and OpenAI. Waking up briefly to add this legal argument is not proof of not still being in hole.
wulrus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That statement would make a lot more sense with a benchmark graph based on standardised tasks.
bentcheesee@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Incredibly misleading and/or stupid graphs are so funny to me. Because you ship out the most updates, doesn’t mean it’s the best, it means youre fixing and/or generating more bugs and issues.
Yeah, I updated my minecraft mod 20 times in a week, it doesn’t mean it’s a stellar mod, it’s less than mediocre at best. It was primarily fixing bugs and a crash. Meanwhile the Create mod updates about once every three weeks or so on average, but that’s because they properly playtest and bugfix and patch and do all that before they send out an actual update.
Nelots@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Two weeks is also such a random and unimpressive statistic.
Baizey@feddit.dk 7 months ago
It’s generally the length of short sprints (blocks of time where some tasks have been estimated/committed for)
If you’re deploying a new version more frequently than that it’s usually either putting out fires & hot fixing, or someone fucked up the pipeline and now any commit will immediately be deployed straight to prod
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 7 months ago
I just assume anything he says is either a lie or hallucination
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 months ago
I think Muskie is hallunicating. Lieing implies that he knows the truth. Muskie actually believes in his own fever dreams.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Add a comment.
Commit.bytesonbike@discuss.online 7 months ago
I’ve made over 40 edits to this comment.
Me: 40 You: 1
Pathetic.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is why there are a bunch of improvished people adding nonsense updates to git repositories, padding out their resume out of desperation.
It’s hard to blame them trying to climb their way out of poverty, but it does harm the people trying to do work.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 months ago
“Look how productive I am!”
kablammy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
“Changes in this release: general improvements”
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 7 months ago
[deleted]DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 months ago
Sure they are.
yarr@feddit.nl 7 months ago
I think it’s because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code” - that fucking moron, probably
Patches@ttrpg.network 7 months ago
There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.
mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Elon Musk is a parody of himself
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 7 months ago
i wonder how someone can choose the 10 most salient lines of code ever written
manually summarizing 6 months of commits seems also a thrilling job
isekaihero@ani.social 7 months ago
I want to chat with Ani but she’s only available on iOS. Deal-breaker. I hate apple. If or when she is available on PC I might give X my money.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.
itkovian@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Now that’s quality shitpost by Elon “Dumbass” Musk.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 7 months ago
iOS appstore app testers hate him!
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Why? I genuinely think that daily delivery in my field (b2b specialized software) would be a very good practice. Why in mobile apps it’s not the truth?
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
It’s a bit different with mass market mobile applications because of the supply chain constraints - most notably the Apple reviewing process. Your next app release may for whatever reason they feel like unexpectedly take an additional week, so do ensure that your QA is in order before releasing.
Another significant factor is the lack of control you have over the software once released - any bugs you ship may potentially be out there for a long, long time.
Web applications don’t have these constraints and can as such be deployed an infinite amount of times per day. The same goes for backend services, deploy to your hearts content.
This basically means that most larger mobile applications have adopted approximately weekly release cadences, and that we’ve had to get very good at using feature flagging to control our software in the wild, and avoid large impact of shipped bugs.
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Because the rate is more a sign of how often problems are found, rather than how many better new things you are applying.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 months ago
unlike the other AI companys, hes using GROK as a pure propaganda machine, the others were trying to profit from it, but is losing money instead.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 months ago
He knows exactly what he’s doing and he knows his dumb followers will buy it…
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
No, he really is that stupid and clueless.
ganryuu@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I’ll be the first to admit that I initially fell for his (initially) near perfect PR that crafted the industry genius image he’s still coasting on to this day. Of course that took a nosedive when he started calling a rescuer “pedo” for pointing out the stupidity of his rescue submarine idea. But it wasn’t until he started talking about IT that I finally started to understand he wasn’t an average CEO manipulating public opinion to his advantage, but an absolute moron who actually never had any idea of what he was talking about. Yes the dude is that stupid, but good PR is actually hard to completely take down.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The man knows about production more than anyone else in the world
/s
Laser@feddit.org 7 months ago
It’s really not that hard!
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
His rocket is not that hard
Saleh@feddit.org 7 months ago
Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!
nis@feddit.dk 7 months ago
Outproducing the blastwave. Bold strategy 🤣
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Cheaper to dispose of them in the upper atmosphere than in the ground
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Oh wow, Elon figured out how we’ll finally get AGI. The key thing is to publish an automatic mobile client update every single hour of the day! That was the secret productivity metric that every single other company was missing. Thanks, big brain business boy!
Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s evolving!
*pokemon evolution music*
Dumbfuck became… Dumbfuckwad!
pseudonaut@lemmy.world 7 months ago
jfc this guy is such a moron
simplejack@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The Nextdoor app updates every two weeks. OpenAI should be worried.
hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If only the reddish bar is for “Number of iOS App Updates (Last 2 Weeks)”, what are the other bars?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s a turk, confirmed.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I knew the Apartheid shithead was dumb as fuck, but even “as fuck” isn’t that dumb…
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Since when does the update of the frontend equate to a better, more accurate, more efficient backend?
goldfndr@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
To me, it suggests the opposite – they keep breaking stuff or otherwise putting bugs into their client and Grok isn’t very helpful with fixing them.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Git commit -m “bug fix 9293829”
jxk@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
git commit -m “remove space at end of one line (more to come)”
davidagain@lemmy.world 7 months ago
git commit - m “put today’s ‘genius’ far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there”
REDACTED@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Having to do the most amount of bug fixes for the app (that does not run the AI itself) is not the flex you think it is