I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:
spoiler
It’s a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
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I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:
It’s a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
A pickle? Close to turn sentient?
I’d be nice to it. Just in case.
I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice”
I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.
Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.
That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.
I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.
Fuck, flag as NSFW next time
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police an ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating vomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Sir, that is a kidney.
Pretty sure that’s my ex wife’s personality
Chicken cordon bl-eww.
Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.
It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.
Somehow this makes sense to me.
Open your mind Quaid
That’s a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢
Pickled xenomorph nutsack
hey, mine looks like that.!
don’t judge until you’ve tasted it.
Pickled passion fruit
Life… finds a way…
Can’t imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened
Ich hol’ schon mal den Flammenwerfer.
HAAAAAANS
Hans hat heute frei.
Pickled avocado?
It’s a vape
your lungs on vape.
boof it
An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that’s been near.
This seemsost likely
UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 6 minutes ago
Bob