ptolemai
@ptolemai@lemmy.world
- Comment on Wise words from hank..... 1 day ago:
It turns into shit when you least expect it
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 day ago:
Miscalculated fart
- Comment on This hairstyle is really going to....take off. 1 day ago:
Hair Wolf . Around the same time as McGyver
- Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 2 days ago:
Asbestos fire resistance makes it juicy on the inside. Also saves equipment vs breath spells.
- Comment on Australia to spend $1.1 billion on Anduril undersea drone fleet 2 weeks ago:
Anduril, huh. Need a palantir to find em.
- Comment on Young artist who is a big fan of Twin Peaks 3 weeks ago:
What’s hidden behind the waterfall?
- Comment on Four wheels good, two wheels bad: why are there no exciting cycling games? 3 weeks ago:
All games are equal, but some games are more equal than others.
- Comment on Bruh 4 weeks ago:
Zoidberg to Fry: looks like a case of pregnancy!
- Comment on Butter made from carbon tastes like the real thing, gets backing from Bill Gates 1 month ago:
There’s a term for that high-carbon butter-like substance. Migraine or something…
- Comment on Damn it 1 month ago:
Background music: I want a new duck , by Weird AL
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 1 month ago:
A bezoar! Try eating it, it’s like uh, magic mushrooms
- Comment on Mercedes Gives Customers the One Thing They've Always Wanted: Microsoft Teams 1 month ago:
Helpful for midlife crisis decisions: “I need it for work”
- Comment on President Trump threatened to break up Nvidia, didn't even know what it was — 'What the hell is Nvidia? I've never heard of it before' 1 month ago:
nVidia? I barely even know her.
- Comment on 'Clanker' is social media's new slur for our robot future 1 month ago:
Shiny hiney
- Comment on They're completely serious 2 months ago:
Looks like octopus senbei Gis tako sembei
- Comment on 2 months ago:
One i liked was spiced with oregano
- Comment on Why can't a liquid move faster than the speed of sound in that medium? 2 months ago:
How about firing a compressed air canon to attempt a sonic boom
- Comment on Oatmeal 2 months ago:
Ga Pao Large Rice
- Comment on Jeans 2 months ago:
Mah jongg will never be the same.