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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that Gerrymandering allows politicians to choose their own voters. In many countries, it's illegal. Gerrymandering is common in the United States⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Start doing this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof, that’ll be a no for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iron⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheeky bastartd wants to save up some money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Lemmoids”, shit dude, is there even any place you feel at home at this point?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah shit, you’re right, I almost forgot that people have no control over their facial expression!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Black ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Have they even’t looked at the picture? They’re nowhere near resemblant of eachother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3122: Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly at this point you’re just being obnoxious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Careful who you confess to, Greg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The new serenity prayer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This needs a capslock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ze princess⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What a fun name for a linux distro!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ze princess⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but what does the GNU stand for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The First Planned Migration of an Entire Country Is Underway⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More like Tuvexit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bbbzzzz bbzzzzz mmmmmmm bbbzzzzzzz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Each time a new Activision/EA/Ubisoft/Bethesa/Blizzard/etc game is released I just sit there and wonder how much longer will people just keep on paying for the same game over and over again.

  Nothing. Fucking. Changed. For the past 10 years or more in these companies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WrestleMania was running wild on you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, here goes another - are you aware that I’m gonna tag you a senior wikipedia editor on my lemmy app and thus gonna be reminded of who you really are each time I come across you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WrestleMania was running wild on you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who gave you that rank? Do you get monies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m afraid we’ll have to perform a series of stress tests on a group of dad-child pairs to determine the most precise ratio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you though? 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe just do the hard work yourself⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this an AI message?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember booting up AC2 on my Windows 7 powered by my Nvidia Geforce GTX460. Maybe it was my gullible teenage perception, but back then - just seeing the logos of these companies really hyped me up before the experience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reads top to bottom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold on, let me just away get some Israel real quick, champ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't Fool Me!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same thing applies if you have some… erotically pleasing experience. But in that case - just go for it, consequences are always worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft Confirms a New First-Person Ghost Recon Game is in Development⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, ubisoft, the one game over and over and over and over and over again company

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tea Time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me either and I’m really hoping it’s not just about these words being similar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Current fit in the Witcher 3, anything I should be on the lookout for?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This game is balanced around the Witcher Gear I believe, so there’s that. But I do enjoy playing without it for a more aesthetically intricate experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How are vegetables more expensive than meat

  Yeah don’t ask me, it’s ridiculous. It’s obviously not about the ingredient costs, it’s all about the fact that imposing grandiose margins because it’s just trendy I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks fake, I’m gonna need a source on that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m no vegetarian at all but I really enjoy vegeterian food. I get some vegeterian people visibily upset that I’m eating “their” food when they know I usually eat meat.

  It’s like “either you’re all in with us, or you gtfo”.

  That being said, we’re never gonna convince people to try add some vegeterian meals until they become actually affordable. Cooking tasty and filling vegetarian food is difficult and time-consuming, and vegetarian restaurants are just fucking ridiculously expensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme’s vintage is exceptional, you can almost hear “LOL, Limewire” in the background

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨count!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BRA71L CAMPEAO DE MUNDO