EffortlessEffluvium
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- Comment on You guys ready for NO Nut November? 6 days ago:
Damn! I just bought a bag of pecans!
- Comment on question 1 week ago:
You’s a method head
- Comment on Well do you? 2 weeks ago:
Sure, whatever Hand Solo…
- Comment on Forbidden knowledge 3 weeks ago:
Outside man, inside crab meat
- Comment on I got new tato of my fave band 4 weeks ago:
Hey! Don’t mess either my afternoon delight!
- Comment on Got ya 4 weeks ago:
Well I’ll be! Eggbeater must have missed that one.
- Comment on We need a Thomas the Tank Engine horror game 5 weeks ago:
It’s Soooouul Train!
- Comment on Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out. 5 weeks ago:
I would insist on a regular inspection protocol. Cat could have an underground relocation system for averting defensive preemptive strikes.
- Comment on Amazon is making it impossible to remove the DRM from Kindle Books 1 month ago:
The analog hole works on a lot of stuff
- Comment on newts 1 month ago:
I’m sorry, Your Honor, newths
- Comment on ralph 1 month ago:
Yeah! Haha!
- Comment on ralph 1 month ago:
Just because you comb your hair, Fezzig, you ain’t foolin’ me!
- Comment on Autism has been announced! 1 month ago:
Actually, the left should demand equal time on Mark Levine, Glenn Beck, and all the other right wing talk shows. Tit for tat.
- Comment on Werewolf defense 1 month ago:
I wonder, can a werewolf drink Coors Light?
- Comment on Is it just me or does this look more appetizing than a watermelon? 1 month ago:
Looks like floral block
- Comment on A PSA with spooky season rapidly approaching 1 month ago:
Damn! And here I was thinking Pocky was trying to one-up Cracker Jack!
- Comment on Space jazz music plays in background 2 months ago:
As a longtime ABBA fan, the fact that their catalog has so many hits and “Dancing Queen” is almost the only one that ever gets played annoys me to no end.
- Comment on No weirdo's please 2 months ago:
I, know right!
- Comment on Not a fan of tattoos, but I like this one 2 months ago:
Maybe if you had spoken to him instead of being so rude…
- Comment on It slaps tho 2 months ago:
It fits better diagonally
- Comment on sentence 2 months ago:
I, a man, can laugh while I murder! No need for me to choose!
- Comment on Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit 2 months ago:
Nice try, Jar Jar, but your Sith tactics won’t work here.
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 2 months ago:
Hey! I didn’t know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!
- Comment on Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? 2 months ago:
It’s that 51st state someone keeps claiming…
- Comment on Out for a hike and found this interesting tree 3 months ago:
Maybe don’t go after underage trees?
- Comment on ... You're mocking me, aren't you? 3 months ago:
No…I’m socking you!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)
- Comment on My first colonoscopy 3 months ago:
This is a shit-free shitpost
Because of laxatives - Comment on I designed and printed 81 custom keycaps for the GameCube Keyboard Controller, then hacked it to work with Animal Crossing 3 months ago:
That’s one w i d e controller!
- Comment on If you turn the Chicago Bulls logo upside down, it looks like a robot is doing a crab. 3 months ago:
Very unhappy.
- Comment on smells like i killed the rooster 3 months ago:
Closer I am to Vine