These fucking foreign trash should really learn english before coming here.
Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS
Submitted 8 months ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
NastyNative@mander.xyz 8 months ago
It’s funny cause I can still read and understand what they are selling.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 8 months ago
Are they selling a mattress with all the produce or what is that supposed to be?
NastyNative@mander.xyz 7 months ago
Potatoes and tomatoes…lol
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Smh can’t even spell gellapinnose right.
Kurious84@lemmings.world 8 months ago
What’s the problem. I know exactly what they’re selling. It ain’t 1st grade but anyone can out a seed in the dirt and water it into a behootifool mater.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 months ago
IRL rage bait
beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Brilliant marketing campaign!
JayBeeTX@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Poe’s law. Maybe it’s satire. Equally possible it’s ignorance.
The AVERAGE reading level in the US is seventh grade. We’re at the point where they might as well retranslate the Bible back to Latin because people can’t barely read it.
shalafi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.
“Murica dumb!”
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 8 months ago
Like when they elected a stupid rapist as their president, twice. That was just a goof. Idiots
buttnugget@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Typical European fragility. They’ll be like “Murica dumb! Can’t do dates right!” but then they’ll shut their mouths real quick when people point out that Japan does it differently too.
kieron115@startrek.website 8 months ago
I’m more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?
CircaV@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Illiterate Murikkans. Fucking shithole country.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
We need to fix public education, not dismantle it.
Wolf@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Why couldn’t the señorita have babies?
Because her husband had a Hallowpiner!
…🦗🦗🦗… Ill see myself out.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I instantly forgot how to spell zookene.
wieson@feddit.org 8 months ago
Zucchini
Think in italian spelling rules
wolfpack86@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Zookeenee 🤌🏻
riskable@programming.dev 8 months ago
Person drives up and starts bitching at this guy.
His response?
“I have no words.” [Throws his hands up]
iamnotme@feddit.uk 8 months ago
We don’t need no education
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
we don’t got no education
JoeyJoeJoeJr@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
The gang must have let Charlie make the sign again.
Alaik@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).
Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it “gets people’s attention and makes em laugh”.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
dude’s marketing worked on me. you can’t misspeel that badly unintentionallly
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:
- That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
- The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
- You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.
There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.
The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 7 months ago
at least one of the two are going to be true
*lists three items*
I see what you did there. But I’ll still judge you for it…
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I was gonna say, you’d have to work hard to misspell this hard. Twas not accidental. 10/10 marketing!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I hope they accept crypto.
billwashere@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh there are words. Most of them are incorrect though.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 months ago
“Bail“ is a word.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is my favourite word on the sign. People used to spell this way (however they liked, and by accent).
And I can HEAR this person’s voice through the words. Beautiful
DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 8 months ago
These are the good ones ya get to celebrate getting out
Octavio@lemmy.world 8 months ago
[deleted]ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The peppers are being held on bail. You’re not purchasing them, you’re bailing them out.
Gaja0@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Fear not the man who has spelt 10000 words right but the man who sold their education to grow hallopinyos.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
proper english spelling sucks anyways
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 8 months ago
English is my only language and yeah.
Surp@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What’s taters precious
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 8 months ago
boil them mash them stick em in a stew.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I can read every bit of it. Its really more phonetic than most road side produce signs around here.
Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Read this in maters voice
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Omfg! Same!
qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Translation please!
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s all spelled phonetically. Zucchini, potatoes ('taters), tomatoes ('maters), jalapeno peppers
qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
I wasn’t making any sense of that. Thank you.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
jalapeño bell pepper?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Only if you forget to return
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Taters and maters are at least spelled correctly.
I would also like to point out that things like this happen a lot in game discussion treads. Someone will make a comment like ‘I really like FJDHF’s combat system’ and someone else will reply ‘that game got so much better after the DIH DLC’.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
i cannot believe they wouldn’t go with the obvious “y’allapenos”