beemikeoak
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- Comment on Infosys co-founder once again calls for longer than 70-hour weeks - and no, he's not joking 14 minutes ago:
When the time is right, you squirt some acid on the blade. Any acid… Citric and acetic are pretty easy and they hurt like a beach on a small cut.
- Comment on Infosys co-founder once again calls for longer than 70-hour weeks - and no, he's not joking 17 minutes ago:
LOL that fuck has like 10 years to live at most.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
From humans. They could have used rats or fish. But nah, make it weird.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
They could just say “brains” and leave out where they came from. But nah! Gotta make it creapy.
- Comment on Microsoft says Copilot will 'finish your code before you finish your coffee' adding fuel to the Windows 11 AI controversy that's still raging 1 week ago:
To safely put it out just pee on it.
- Comment on Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes? 1 week ago:
In poor light I see an outline to all visible shapes. The outline is in green color.
- Comment on Peter Thiel dumps entire Nvidia stake, slashes Tesla holdings amid bubble fears 1 week ago:
Ready to pump this beatch?
- Comment on Major Bitcoin mining firm pivoting to AI, plans to fully abandon crypto mining by 2027 as miners convert to AI en masse — Bitfarm to leverage 341 megawatt capacity for AI following $46 million Q3 loss 1 week ago:
I’d like some bit coin to make millions please!
Sure! I can make a bit coin for you! .
- Comment on Gitea 1.25.0 | 3D file previews, improved archive downloads, enhanced authentication, and more security, API and workflow upgrades like automatic repo forking and email notifications for actions 2 weeks ago:
Oh this is a selling feature! I got loads of cad that could use a backup rev system.
- Comment on When synthetic dyes became available, people treated them a bit like we treated blue LEDs 10 years ago 2 weeks ago:
Blue LEDs used to be 450nm with narrow fov. Now we’re getting them in low 200nm in the UVA, UVB and the very dangerous eye sight blinding UVC.
- Comment on Russia’s first AI-powered humanoid robot AIDOL collapses during its onstage debut 2 weeks ago:
He plays an mp3 that reminds him of the good times.
He plays a YouTube that reminds him of the bad times.
- Comment on Russia’s first AI-powered humanoid robot AIDOL collapses during its onstage debut 2 weeks ago:
Help!
Help!
I’ve fallen and I…I…
Rebooting…
Help!..
- Comment on be gay, do crimes (in space) 2 weeks ago:
No, it wasn’t Mark actually.
- Comment on Breakthrough gel can regenerate tooth enamel within weeks 3 weeks ago:
Hands you a bloody 2X4…not anymore!
- Comment on Controversial startup's plan to 'sell sunlight' using giant mirrors in space would be 'catastrophic' and 'horrifying,' astronomers warn 3 weeks ago:
Astronomers cannot warn at 2000C! Mhaaa ha ha ha ha ha!
Astronomers can barely warn even at 100C! Ha ha ha mha haha ha!
- Comment on Fictional 4 weeks ago:
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if there’s a god he or she or they are not benevolent. They fucking hate our ass to no end.
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that’s pretty much it. The rest is dumb people dancing around the fire thinking the god will stop wars for them or make it rain. Just people showing up to a big man made cave to tell each other’s sins so they can keep doing them.
And that’s the top two full list of Everything you’d want to know about a god. Remember he basically gave us all the current events from the US to ruzzia to Israel. That guy did that. You want more? Keep praying. Where’s my lottery? I’m almost dead and I still haven’t won the lottery yet.
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- Comment on Bill Gates warns AI will take over most jobs and leave humans working just two days a week 5 weeks ago:
So like 10 guys will have jobs. Each with a $1,000,000.00 salary to incrementally continue feeding the rich. Below them everyone will be totally jobless so robots will be made to scrape them off the streets. The “garbage” (us) will be then tricked out to the generator “rooms” powering the AI turbines.
- Comment on Futo updates their website, removing logos, clarifying micro grants 5 weeks ago:
It’s a big disappointment because the facial recognition is great, meaning that they could be doing bad things behind the scene. They could have a backdoor so their buddies could check to see if you’re Hispanic or non-white. That’s just one thing. Could is not is. But its enough to make me stop and think of uninstalling.
- Comment on Move Fast and Break Nothing | Waymo’s robotaxis are probably safer than ChatGPT. 1 month ago:
The Wavelengths used are 0.905microns to 1.55microns, while Class A, they are still lasers.
If you happen to be carrying the right sort of material on your skin for example, the wavelength could halve or quadruple. That would locally irradiate you at UV or microwave.
People looking straight at the sensor could get cataracts or irritated corneas.
Its unnecessary technology exposing everyone around it to new unknowns.
- Comment on Move Fast and Break Nothing | Waymo’s robotaxis are probably safer than ChatGPT. 1 month ago:
Not exactly how that works. But go ahead.
- Comment on Move Fast and Break Nothing | Waymo’s robotaxis are probably safer than ChatGPT. 1 month ago:
Except for people just walking around getting irradiated at a high enough level to provide feedback for the taxi’s radar. I assume people will start getting cancer… The cancer levels might be funny like 98% on people’s left side or maybe only on people who walk on the sunny or shaded side of busy streets.
I’d give it a few years for the cancers to start showing up.
- Comment on Where is Immich going to be in 1 year? What's your prediction? 2 months ago:
Fluffy! No! It’s Aunt Marlin again!
- Comment on Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe as Chinese EV rival BYD's triple 2 months ago:
My sales to Europe have plunged 0%! Its all due to not being a racist asshole. Also I don’t sale anything, I’m just a non racist person who doesn’t sale anything to Europe at the moment.
- Comment on Google will throttle your Pixel 10's battery, and there's nothing you can do about it 3 months ago:
LOL. Guys, who is stupid enough yo buy anything from Google?
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 3 months ago:
Feynman 100% as a man of the scientific community, I love having someone draw ridiculous diagrams to teach even crazier things.
- Comment on This CEO laid off nearly 80% of his staff because they refused to adopt AI fast enough. 2 years later, he says he’d do it again 3 months ago:
Very true if not real reality at its finest.
- Comment on This CEO laid off nearly 80% of his staff because they refused to adopt AI fast enough. 2 years later, he says he’d do it again 3 months ago:
One little thing AI can’t do is probably the reason why I also use AI with caution. I use it for all the bullshit emails and communication I have to keep doing just to stay employed. But there’s this one little trick it can’t do. Sure it can summarize a resume or a book or give me the equation to calculated the size of Pythagora’ss triangular dick. But the one little thing it really can’t do is thinking. AI can’t think and come up with original content. It can only mimic and regurgitate old ideas and thoughts, not new ones.
- Comment on RepRap Pioneer Returns With a DIY 3D Printer That Hits Micro-Level Precision 3 months ago:
Its just differently toxic. Acrylate monomer can give you the joy of cancer or physical toxicity.
Here’s what happens when you drink isopropanol: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMSgoppbXiU
The thing about IPA is that if you smell it you’re getting a dose of it. That goes to your liver causing damage to it.
Here’s some of what happens if you inhale MMA during a pedicure session: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVhjt8Pf6oI
Yeah both things are bad news.
- Comment on RepRap Pioneer Returns With a DIY 3D Printer That Hits Micro-Level Precision 3 months ago:
Alcohol costs money and the vapors are toxic. You can get cirrhosis from inhaling that.
- Comment on RepRap Pioneer Returns With a DIY 3D Printer That Hits Micro-Level Precision 3 months ago:
Thats the “put the residues outside in the sun”. The part that helps a lot is the part where you don’t need alcohol to wash your parts. Simply neutralize and toss the support out in the regular trash. The neutralized waster is pretty simple, just leave it out in the sun and wait for the water to evaporate and the acrylate to cure.