beemikeoak
@beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 2 days ago:
Shamcrap! Shamdoodoo! Shamdingleberries!
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 2 days ago:
This poo is realpoo! Its not shampoo!
- Comment on Help is needed 2 days ago:
At least one of them is happy.
- Comment on "Microslop" trends in backlash to Microsoft's AI obsession 2 days ago:
Microslurp! We make software slurplier!
Agh, could you make it a little shittier?
Sure!
Microshit! We make shit softer! We put our shit on your computer, your phone, your favorite netflix server. Everywhere! We make our shit softer and put it everywhere!
That’s it!!!
- Comment on Suicide is the last DIY project some people do. 1 week ago:
Robert Murray Smith did it. He didn’t leave a how-to. That man was hurting for love. Not for the science he loved, but because he lost the woman that filled his world with love. That bastard was always determined and driven. No barrier was going to keep him away from her.
Its not a good idea to just end it like that. You can always find someone who wants to share their life with you.
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 1 week ago:
Mazinger Z was awesome. But how come they could only afford one mazinger, well a few. The enemy always had a bunch.
- Comment on Apple, Google tell workers on visas to avoid leaving the U.S. amid Trump immigration crackdown 2 weeks ago:
I know one person in this exact scenario who actually brought the family here before all this shit happened and now feels trapped.
- Comment on LG TVs’ unremovable Copilot shortcut is the least of smart TVs’ AI problems 2 weeks ago:
Note to self… People still watch TV. How odd.
- Comment on Inputs Of Interest: SafeType™ Vertical Keyboard With Mirrors Puts Pain In The Rear-View 2 weeks ago:
Uncle! You give great tickle hugs!
- Comment on Infosys co-founder once again calls for longer than 70-hour weeks - and no, he's not joking 5 weeks ago:
When the time is right, you squirt some acid on the blade. Any acid… Citric and acetic are pretty easy and they hurt like a beach on a small cut.
- Comment on Infosys co-founder once again calls for longer than 70-hour weeks - and no, he's not joking 5 weeks ago:
LOL that fuck has like 10 years to live at most.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
From humans. They could have used rats or fish. But nah, make it weird.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
They could just say “brains” and leave out where they came from. But nah! Gotta make it creapy.
- Comment on Microsoft says Copilot will 'finish your code before you finish your coffee' adding fuel to the Windows 11 AI controversy that's still raging 1 month ago:
To safely put it out just pee on it.
- Comment on Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes? 1 month ago:
In poor light I see an outline to all visible shapes. The outline is in green color.
- Comment on Peter Thiel dumps entire Nvidia stake, slashes Tesla holdings amid bubble fears 1 month ago:
Ready to pump this beatch?
- Comment on Major Bitcoin mining firm pivoting to AI, plans to fully abandon crypto mining by 2027 as miners convert to AI en masse — Bitfarm to leverage 341 megawatt capacity for AI following $46 million Q3 loss 1 month ago:
I’d like some bit coin to make millions please!
Sure! I can make a bit coin for you! .
- Comment on Gitea 1.25.0 | 3D file previews, improved archive downloads, enhanced authentication, and more security, API and workflow upgrades like automatic repo forking and email notifications for actions 1 month ago:
Oh this is a selling feature! I got loads of cad that could use a backup rev system.
- Comment on When synthetic dyes became available, people treated them a bit like we treated blue LEDs 10 years ago 1 month ago:
Blue LEDs used to be 450nm with narrow fov. Now we’re getting them in low 200nm in the UVA, UVB and the very dangerous eye sight blinding UVC.
- Comment on Russia’s first AI-powered humanoid robot AIDOL collapses during its onstage debut 1 month ago:
He plays an mp3 that reminds him of the good times.
He plays a YouTube that reminds him of the bad times.
- Comment on Russia’s first AI-powered humanoid robot AIDOL collapses during its onstage debut 1 month ago:
Help!
Help!
I’ve fallen and I…I…
Rebooting…
Help!..
- Comment on be gay, do crimes (in space) 1 month ago:
No, it wasn’t Mark actually.
- Comment on Breakthrough gel can regenerate tooth enamel within weeks 1 month ago:
Hands you a bloody 2X4…not anymore!
- Comment on Controversial startup's plan to 'sell sunlight' using giant mirrors in space would be 'catastrophic' and 'horrifying,' astronomers warn 1 month ago:
Astronomers cannot warn at 2000C! Mhaaa ha ha ha ha ha!
Astronomers can barely warn even at 100C! Ha ha ha mha haha ha!
- Comment on Fictional 2 months ago:
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if there’s a god he or she or they are not benevolent. They fucking hate our ass to no end.
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that’s pretty much it. The rest is dumb people dancing around the fire thinking the god will stop wars for them or make it rain. Just people showing up to a big man made cave to tell each other’s sins so they can keep doing them.
And that’s the top two full list of Everything you’d want to know about a god. Remember he basically gave us all the current events from the US to ruzzia to Israel. That guy did that. You want more? Keep praying. Where’s my lottery? I’m almost dead and I still haven’t won the lottery yet.
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- Comment on Bill Gates warns AI will take over most jobs and leave humans working just two days a week 2 months ago:
So like 10 guys will have jobs. Each with a $1,000,000.00 salary to incrementally continue feeding the rich. Below them everyone will be totally jobless so robots will be made to scrape them off the streets. The “garbage” (us) will be then tricked out to the generator “rooms” powering the AI turbines.
- Comment on Futo updates their website, removing logos, clarifying micro grants 2 months ago:
It’s a big disappointment because the facial recognition is great, meaning that they could be doing bad things behind the scene. They could have a backdoor so their buddies could check to see if you’re Hispanic or non-white. That’s just one thing. Could is not is. But its enough to make me stop and think of uninstalling.
- Comment on Move Fast and Break Nothing | Waymo’s robotaxis are probably safer than ChatGPT. 2 months ago:
The Wavelengths used are 0.905microns to 1.55microns, while Class A, they are still lasers.
If you happen to be carrying the right sort of material on your skin for example, the wavelength could halve or quadruple. That would locally irradiate you at UV or microwave.
People looking straight at the sensor could get cataracts or irritated corneas.
Its unnecessary technology exposing everyone around it to new unknowns.
- Comment on Move Fast and Break Nothing | Waymo’s robotaxis are probably safer than ChatGPT. 2 months ago:
Not exactly how that works. But go ahead.
- Comment on Move Fast and Break Nothing | Waymo’s robotaxis are probably safer than ChatGPT. 2 months ago:
Except for people just walking around getting irradiated at a high enough level to provide feedback for the taxi’s radar. I assume people will start getting cancer… The cancer levels might be funny like 98% on people’s left side or maybe only on people who walk on the sunny or shaded side of busy streets.
I’d give it a few years for the cancers to start showing up.