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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TheBat@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    systemd is so multipurposed, i’m not it’s a beverage as well now

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  • darkreader2636@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Snow cone? Nah, Snow Crash!

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  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    tastes like MEMORY_MANAGEMENT

    wait, what was the post about?

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  • ayane@lemmy.vg ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s not bios; that’s the os. It’s not a bsod; that’s systemd running on Linux.

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  • Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    why does a drink machine need a fucking screen

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    • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Murica. I bet toiletpaper has a screen, too.

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  • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh yeah baby crash my bootloader!💕 Pump me full of bloatware and make my integers overflow🥵 I want you to leave my USB port dysfunctional for days and my ram displaced come on baby do it make me BSOD!!!😮‍💨🥵💕💦💦

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    • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is better than the Bill Gates and Steve Jobs skit I watched the other day. Love it! 😂

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      • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank you, I had fun writing it

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hate to break ot to you, but this is a linux drink. All that will you’ll get is a kernel panic

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  • Wolf@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This person trying to blue themselves.

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  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it just me who feels that having one processing unit per display is a waste?

    I mean, I get it why they did it (it’s way easier to just have one SBC per-display, both on the hardware and the software sides), but if designing such a system I would still try to come up with a single board solution if only because waste gets on my nerves.

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    • camelbeard@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My local gas station now has screens on the pump. Not the big unit, but the part you put in your gastank. It shows shitty ads. Also in the Netherlands you can’t lock the gas pump, so you have to manually press it to get more fuel, so you are almost forced to watch shitty ads.

      It’s exactly like this team-bhp.com/…/ads-fuel-dispenser-nozzle-havent-s…

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    • Brosplosion@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d argue that a custom board is more wasteful since they are single use. Using a cheapo COTS processor that drives a single display and runs Linux is reusable in the long run.

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      • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        True, such a low number of production units design would really only make sense if you could find an off the shelf solution to drive multiple displays.

        If these displays are not supposed to be animated and they’re reasonably low resolution (say, 800x600 20bit RGB or less), they could be connected via SPI and pretty much every microcontroller out there has multiple SPI ports, so even a cheap SBC would work for that). However I expect that getting XWindows or Wayland in Linux to work with such displays would be a PITA.

        I’ve only ever got software running under Linux to control a tiny 2-tone display via I2C - on an Orange Pi SBC - and it’s totally its own thing which happens to be running under Linux sending low-level commands via the I2C dev and not at all integrated with X-Windows or Wayland. This would also work fine if the comms was via SPI (in fact the code barelly changes since I’m using a library that does most of the low-level work for me).

        To just display a static image or a sequence of static images loaded from storage in a bunch of screens low-resolution enough to support SPI (so 800x600 or less) I expect something like that would be fine.

        The more I think about it, there more I expect this thing could run on a single $50 SBC as long as the connector exposes at least an SPI device and 8 independent I/O lines (given how SPI works, shared SPI bus is fine with one separate Chip Select line for each screen as long as the SPI device under Linux can run on a mode that lets your code control the CS line itself, and the other 4 I/O lines are for touch detection) assuming touch position is irrelevant.

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    • Miaou@jlai.lu ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’d think a damn sticker would be good enough

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      • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How do you charge for a service contract on a sticker?

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      • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Human replaceable printed paper labels, manual stick.

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      • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But what about yet another bright light in someone’s face? Do you not want another bright light in someone’s face? Everyone loves bright lights in someone’s face!

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Blue Slurpee Of Death

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    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol I think people are missing the BSOD reference

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  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How often do they change flavors that they need a full blown computer to show the logo, probably downloading it from a remote server, compared to just a backlighted sheet with a printed image?

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    • MML@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you heard of this fantastic thing called advertising?

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  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This implies every drink and its display is handled by its own computer running linux. Potentially mtndew has a different IP than coca cola. You need to ssh to this thing multiple times to do maintenance!

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    • foo@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wonder if there is a refill cartridge with the flavour in it that the OS reads from to always display the right logo. Or maybe a touchscreen that the workers use to change it manually.

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    • lb_o@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Internet of Slurp

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I see this and i unconsciously accept it is my fault

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  • Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    About to get me bricked up

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  • Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Weeping the biiiii… osssssss!

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  • cmeu@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bet you can play Doom on it

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    • yumpsuit@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      me when I finish a cherry slurpee

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bad news is “bios crash” has no real flavor and every sip is just raw brain freeze.

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not a blue screen… that’s maybe a kernel panic but can’t read it myself.

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    • The_Decryptor@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s failing storage, top half of the display is EXT4 complaining it can’t read the SD card, bottom half is the result of that, services can’t start.

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      • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My slurped machine needs an HD upgrade? But I just upgraded it dammit!

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  • mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why we can’t have raspberry pi

    www.fbdfrozen.com/hubfs/24-M4MF-0001_03.pdf

    Doesn’t look identical but it’s probably similar.

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’ve gone from SunnyD to SystemD.

    …I’m sorry

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Man it’s so crazy how many small computers are around us. Just a few years ago that would have been a plastic label they swapped out when needed.

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    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The difference in what can be done and the amount of work that needs to go into it between discrete digital electronics and just having a microcontroller there is HUGE.

      Also with microcontrollers and microprocessors most of the work moves from Electronics Engineering and circuit-design space to Software Engineering and software development, and the latter experts are easier to find plus the development cycle is way more friendly when it’s just code which you can change and upload at will rather than physical circuits.

      Even more entertaining, microcontrollers are so stupidly cheap (the most basic ones cost a few cents) that throwing in a microcontroller is almost always significantly cheaper than doing the control stuff with discrete electronics.

      I actually got an EE degree back when we embedded circuits were just starting to be used so I didn’t really get taught how to use them, then went for a career in software instead of electronics and came back to digital electronics years later and it’s like night and day between the discrete digital electronics age and the everything is a computing device era.

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      • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re forgetting the main driving factor behind being able to personalize a screen vs a plastic label: advertising.

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    • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And it probably should be. We could even have a set of small plates embedded somewhere for quick swapping on demand.

      I like computers, but having an individual computer to run a single drink display really is overkill. At least use one to drive all the labels simultaneously, if you still want the ability to display nifty animations of liquid flowing above the actual liquid actually visibly flowing.

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      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Exactly. This implementation makes no sense. Unless the logos are animated, need to change frequently, or supposed to show advertising (I hope not), a backlit plastic label would do the same job just fine. In fact, that has done the same job for decades at this point.

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They’re probably paying a dollar or two for a esp32 at volume. When one fails a tech probably just throws the old one away.

        tween this and the e-ink pricetags on merchandise…

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    • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And it still should be.

      Cause its stupid. This is even dumber than walgreens replacing freezer doors with LCD screens that don’t let you see whats inside.

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        yeah, that is the most f’d up thing, I saw it at a travel plaza, it looks like the fever dream of some tech mogul’s kid that they just sink money into because they’re infatuated with it.

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  • handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Flavor.exe caused a kernel panic

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    drink it fast enough…

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  • mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In 2025 we boot a whole Linux system to display a logo.

    Does it run Wayland? :P

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    • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t be surprised if they ran animated splash.

      Hell, wouldn’t be surprised if they started pushing ads through the screens.

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    • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel like that isn’t that far fetched, considering this machine probably has some sort of Internet connectivity so you can update the labels remotely and do other remote maintenance/monitoring tasks.

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    • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      a whole linux system isn’t even all that crazy. if it runs doom it can probably also run linux so probably everything from a potato to a dog’s left testicle can run linux.

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      • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Knbd of discriminatory, what about the right??

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve never seen one of these, but I assume it performs other functions - surely monitoring sensors, probably reporting that data, maybe allowing triggering maintenance functions, etc.

      That said, processing and storage is so cheap on this scale that it’s probably better (and cheaper) to go with a tried and true, widely supported system, than it is to optimize with custom hardware/firmware.

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      • rozodru@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve seen a very similar print out when installing/loading Arch for the first time.

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      • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I assume it performs other functions

        Advertising.

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    • scrion@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It actually does, if you zoom in closely.

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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Next time take a better picture so we can tell you how to fix it.

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    • ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The flash memory the OS is stored on is borked.

      Filesystem check shows dependency errors attempting to check ext4 fs on /dev/mmcblk0p2. Assuming ext4 and fsck are installed (it should be if this isn’t a mega-custom ultra stripped down private distribution) this shouldn’t be possible.

      Further down networking fails to initialize leading to a bunch of fails before it succeeds and reaches its target, only to be stopped by the dependency errors again.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or at least how to run DOOM on it.

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      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh. Easily. But you cant affordenough slushie to finish a level.

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  • pHr34kY@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s no BIOS. That’s systemd.

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    • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess I’m the kind of person that can spot a systemd screen from across the room now

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    • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • KryptoSynth@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    MMMMM My favorite flavor, too! Blue Raspberry Pi

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  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not the bios and they’ll never get a bsod. It’s a damn systemd unit.

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    • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      didn’t systemd add a bsod equivalent some months ago? iirc optional default off so nobody will ever see it?

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      • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        IDK but it’s strange if true, because I’d say that a BSOD is more like a kernel panic? Obviously, I’m not an expert.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The other flavors aren’t worth the empty calories.

    BIOS crash though, omg. Best flavor.

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think that if you drink a bunch of it fast enough, you’ll definitely blue screen.

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    • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or Scream Blue.

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