Nooo don’t! It’s snow crash 😱
Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
Submitted 8 months ago by TheBat@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Ansis100@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ba ma zu na la amu pa go lu ne me a ba du?
exu@feditown.com 8 months ago
That only works on hackers
Sergio@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Superhero origin story. What powers gained?
Zozano@aussie.zone 8 months ago
In the florescent bathroom of food court, nano crouched by the toilet, vomiting his guts up after consuming the kernel-krush slushie. He thought being the lowest common denominator was bad; used by noob sysadmins and confused interns, until this moment.
The slushie hadn’t tasted right. It was supposed to be “Byteblast Blueberry,” but it had an aftertaste of burnt silicone and magic smoke. Something in it was wrong. nano could feel it rewriting him from the inside. lines of strange config code scrawled across the back of his eyelids. His .bash_history was being overwritten. His sense of indentation… sharpened.
As his tremors subsided and the last of the neon goo slid down the drain, he looked up into the cracked mirror. Something had changed. His terminal font was crisper. His cursor… blinking with authority. And there, under the stall’s flickering light, he whispered:
“…:wq”
Suddenly, the doors of ever bathroom stall flung open in unison, people shit themselves in fear as his inner thoughts wrote themselves onto the walls of his stall.
nano inhaled deeply, as a familiar scent wafted from under the entrance door, and a shadow stretched to the far wall.
“emacs…” He muttered to himself, before the entrance door flung open. emacs snorted and coughed, this bloated monstrosity, confused for a text editor, was actually an operating system.
“Poor little nano” he chuckled “serves you right for trying to be more than a fuckin’ stepping stone. Why don’t you go hang out with Edge and Bing, you’re about as useful as a clippy themed Chrome extension.”
emacs’ voice reverberated through the tiled chamber like a RAM leak in a core dump. His trenchcoat, stitched from thousands of unreadable .el files, dragged behind him.
neovim exited the bathroom stall, letting emacs bask in his new glory for the first time.
“Fuck off, Emacs. You press seven keys just to copy a line.”
A silence fell across the stalls. Somewhere, a urinal cake cracked.
Emacs stepped forward, snarling. "I’m the past and the future, nano. I’ve got an email client, a music player, a fucking psychiatrist built-in. You? You’re a Hello World that got a pity install.”
neovims eyes narrowed, one coloured gruvbox, the other catppuccin as he clenched his first “My name… Is Neo (vim)”
Next time:
neovim & emacs - Battle of the Keybinds Will neovims LSP destroy emacs s-expressions? Can emacs remember how to quit in time?
Sergio@lemmy.world 8 months ago
lel awesome text. so many great lines…
His .bash_history was being overwritten. His sense of indentation… sharpened.
…
His cursor… blinking with authority.
…
Suddenly, the doors of ever bathroom stall flung open in unison, people shit themselves in fear as his inner thoughts wrote themselves onto the walls of his stall.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Uncontrollable urge to tell people to install Linux.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
They became Freakazoid
ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It uses Linux? That’s actually nice to see (but do you really need a full blown OS to show a logo?)
PacMan@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
So working on ad machines before a lot of them connect to an external ftp site to pull down the latest version of the logo. Things like this you don’t care if it’s secure or not
kibiz0r@midwest.social 8 months ago
Not just to show the logo, but to run the entire machine. Probably IoT enabled, so monitoring and maintenance actions and OTA are important enough that it’s worth having a very slim version of Linux on there instead of taking the security risk of building up from a lower level.
mumblerfish@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Every one of them is running a crypominer
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 months ago
At least the cooling is sufficient.
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The computer controls the whole machine the logo part is a bonus
siha@feddit.uk 8 months ago
The thing that gets me is that they seem to have a separate machine for each display
hansolo@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Yeah, modular systems. Buy 2, buy 20, setup time is roughly the same.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 8 months ago
easier to buy 10 rpis than a single embedded system with 10 diplay ports
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 months ago
I hope the machine is up to the job. I'd pack at least 64 gigs of RAM and a nice GPU.
uranibaba@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Probably installed as a unit, computer with monitor. Perhaps a modifed version of a Linux OS?
jinwk00@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Probably there for “easily changing out logos of different flavor instead of using paper/plastic printout”
Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
They might also monitor the temperature and amount of slurpee left so they can notify employees to refill it
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Sure but there’s a different machine for each display.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
There were only so many hard edges they could put on the logo before it would crash
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 8 months ago
Now all I want to do is invent a blended cocktail called “Kernel Panic”.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
200ml tequila 400mg ritalin 3mg lsd 3 scoops vanilla(? Need help with the flavor) ice cream 200ml milk or plain yogurt
Salt rim with cocaine and ascorbic acid
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Ok, but … 3mg of lsd is a lot for a whole class, same with them amphetamines.
And on the other hand you serve tequila & milk in breakfast numbers?
I’m not saying I’m not writing this down, but damn.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 months ago
Eeew, vanilla!
voodooattack@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is an important comment
StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Kernel panic indeed. 3mg is quite a bit of 'cid, and amphetamines tend to make trips pointy and bad. Tequila might balance it out tho. Lime sorbet for the ice cream maybe?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
gotta be something with cream(derivative) and citrus.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
With illegal amounts of alcohol, caffeine, and Ketamine
hansolo@lemmy.today 8 months ago
But, like 90% corn. Right?