My version of this would have the smiley face in every square.
Piss Post
Submitted 8 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/91617d56-dcb3-424f-80b1-b2e4fe9261d5.webp
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rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
it’s all smiles so long as you’re sitting on the toilet, anything involving shitting is never smiles if you’re not on the toilet
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Excellent point!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Now add rows and columns for:
- cumming
- vomiting
- bleeding
- menstruating
- dying
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 7 months ago
No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying
Samsy@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Elvis-Mode?
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
The hypercube of gross.
Chiarottide@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
sheezing
socsa@piefed.social 7 months ago
I can fix her
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
There literally nothing to fix
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Babe, everytime I fart, I piss and shit myself.
“There’s literally nothing wrong with that.”
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Sitting to pee instantly solves half of these
jsomae@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
are you imagining this woman pees standing up…?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I am now.
qarbone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This chart is for sitting to pee.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Then I don’t see the problem in shitting during peeing.
pipe01@programming.dev 7 months ago
Farting while pissing is cool though
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 months ago
you can see the autistic vibrations in the pee stream
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
the autism leaving my body as i take a piss
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I have never before seen such a perfect chart
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why is pissing while pissing more happy than shitting while shitting or farting while farting.
Wait… I get it now.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t please explain
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If your intent in the bathroom is the left label, the face is the one you make when the top label happens.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh… Don’t worry about it. Its just me taking the piss.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wait until you get food poisoning 🫠 hopefully you have a tub beside your toilet.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn’t know which way the ‘projectiles’ were evacuating from until the very last second.Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I’d either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
Decisions decisions.
On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.Fortunately I haven’t had an episode in twenty years now.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 8 months ago
According to this, always be shitting and you’ll never have a bad time.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
A-B-S. A-always, B-be, S-shitting. Always be shitting! Always be shitting!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention – do I have your attention? Interest – are you interested? I know you are because it’s shit or walk. You shit or you hit the bricks! Decision – have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the turtlehead comin’ out; you think they came out to take a look around? Guy doesn’t sit on the toilet unless he wants to shit. Sitting there waiting to deliver the goods! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What’s the problem pal?
klugerama@lemmy.world 7 months ago
PUT…THE TP…DOWN! TP is for SHITTERS.
reptar@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh my God, is this a script except? I honestly thought you might be insane until the “(to miss)”
Always be shitting does sound familiar…
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Unless you do it while farting😧
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I love that someone took time out of their day to carefully plan and prepare this chart.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
IWW4@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I was sick when I was like 9 while sitting on the toilet. The sink was too far away, there was no trash can in sight, and the toilet was in use by my ass. I threw up half digested Chef Boyardee ravioli on the floor on the floor :(
IWW4@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
BRUTAL!
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You rip the bag out of the trashcan and youre good to go. Been there many times.
Oaksey@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Your body took a screenshot
dgbbad@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 8 months ago
Quality shitpost
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I think it’s more of a pisstake
rustyfish@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Soon or later this will be you:
Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.
GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
God I hope someone reads your comment, laughs and accidentally shits and lives the very moment you are describing. Just staring at the face they are now making.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Happened on my 30th birthday, after all the festivities. Felt appropriate
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 8 months ago
Had me cackling
Duranie@leminal.space 8 months ago
Scrolling during an in person meeting. My God this one tested me 🤣.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This chick loooves pissing
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you’re sitting pissing
errer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s more a surprise than anything
javiwhite@feddit.uk 8 months ago
I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin
angrystego@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 7 months ago
Farting while pissing is awesome.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Brother you’ve got my upvote
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 months ago
why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 7 months ago
Just not as satisfying, especially while standing.