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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Midley Plainwest - “Slytherin” the sorting hat said with a drawl.

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Write that down! Write that down!!

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• Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hans Wurst

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait until you see Hans Best!

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love this, because a “Hans worst” in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.

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    • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Same in German (that’s the joke ;)

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Vladimir Vodkovich

  Zulu Safari

  Hirohito Kawasaki

  Panda Li Chien

  Fernandez Fiesta

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This guy collecting ethnicities like it’s bingo.

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Andrew Redskin

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• SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pasta Italianman

  Or Italia Pastaman

  Maybe Peppino Mafiera

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Peppino Mafiera

    In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford

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• agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

  Wait she’s British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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  • cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pronounced as “John Smith”.

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nia Nubia

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!

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• fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Asian Invasion.

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shawn White

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  • SinkingLotus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wright Devil

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• rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fun game. Hmm. Hans Van der Windmill.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    sorry but that has to be Win der Mill

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    • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Have to capture the Dutch-Canadian.

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There are two things in the world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English.

    Really? I don’t know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don’t; I’ve never met a Dutch person I didn’t like.

    Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

    Billy the who now?

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    • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It’s more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.

      The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See “going Dutch” “Dutch courage” “Dutch treat” “Dutch uncle”. :)

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Honkey McRoundeye

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Methany Peckerwood

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Potatrick Tuberman

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gaylord Perriwinkle.

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Turk Kebabman

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Probably Unga Boonga

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pasty McBeergut

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• TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cletus Luxlunae. He’d specialize in spirits. And he’d hate TERFs because they ain’t minding their own fucking business.

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• angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mudbob Laqueefastien

  He’d be a whiny, feminine nerd who’s a shitty rapper

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• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mayo von Nnaise

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• Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I’m not as cultured as I would like to think.

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• UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

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• xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cowram Swamy

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gord Hockeyson

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• Betinem@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nonya Business

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• shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jacob Kowalski who sells pączki… hang on a minute!

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Spickus spokus

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• BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Inni The Beginnging

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• carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Constant-Guin Poutine-Tremblay

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