Fun game. Hmm. Hans Van der Windmill.
We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.
Submitted 10 months ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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rbos@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English.
Really? I don’t know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don’t; I’ve never met a Dutch person I didn’t like.
Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.
Billy the who now?
rbos@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It’s more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.
The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See “going Dutch” “Dutch courage” “Dutch treat” “Dutch uncle”. :)
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
sorry but that has to be Win der Mill
rbos@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Have to capture the Dutch-Canadian.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There are two things in the world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 10 months ago
Oh no! The world is doomed
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s a weird name
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Inni The Beginnging
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah an Italian, how international of you!
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Hans Wurst
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I love this, because a “Hans worst” in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Same in German (that’s the joke ;)
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wait until you see Hans Best!
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mayo von Nnaise
slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Vladimir Vodkovich
Zulu Safari
Hirohito Kawasaki
Panda Li Chien
Fernandez Fiesta
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This guy collecting ethnicities like it’s bingo.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Or Amanda Richardson
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
uuldika@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
😂😂😂
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
i almost choked on my food reading this
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Turk Kebabman
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Cletus Luxlunae. He’d specialize in spirits. And he’d hate TERFs because they ain’t minding their own fucking business.
EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Y’all out here propagating some covert data mining
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s pretty clever, but luckily for me it’s just a shit post
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
That’s what a fed would say! And someone that’s not a fed would say!
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Constant-Guin Poutine-Tremblay
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Probably Unga Boonga
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Grungeathan Dampflannel
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 10 months ago
Pasta Italianman
Or Italia Pastaman
Maybe Peppino Mafiera
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Peppino Mafiera
In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Killum Ruski these days it would seem.
lobut@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Ching Chong
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
Gladaed@feddit.org 10 months ago
I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Howan Weto Bakko
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 10 months ago
Cowram Swamy
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Jakob Hansen
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Nonya Business
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Heinrich Himmler? I don’t know, I don’t like J.B. Bowlingball
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Adie Goosestep
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Göring Rolling
Samsy@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Gunter Schnapsholder
smiletolerantly@awful.systems 10 months ago
Hans Wurst
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Dammit, you beat me! :D
shneancy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jacob Kowalski who sells pączki… hang on a minute!
tetris11@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Romeo G Detlef Jr.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Andrew Redskin
CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Jean Luc Baguette
lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)