"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Barf in his face.

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• BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s quiet an expensive way to look cheap

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  good, maybe you can sell it to buy some human decency then

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• mastod0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Either dishonest affirmation or “That’s nice, buddy” and touch his shoulder.

  With people you might need later it’s the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “What’s your point?”

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• bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Was it meant to make you happier? I’m not sure it worked.”

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good for you, why should I care?

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• RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Imagine not being able to tell the time by just looking up

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  • nailbar@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Misses train. Yells at clouds.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nice double entendre

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• Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over.”

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• doug@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”

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• hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job.”

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• Arigion@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can afford not to have a watch.

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• MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.

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  • BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not gonna argue that it’s not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.

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    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s why you have a personal assistant follow you around!

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• Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t even hide that watch up my ass.

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• whereisk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What is it for?

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• NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  neat

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• SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster”

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  don’t. make a “oh poor guy” face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don’t he will be mad

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    😬

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• Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like “Wow that’s cool :D” and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they’re so proud of it you don’t want to ruin it for them.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  steals his watch

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• Deme@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Quite a low bar considering I don’t own a car.

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• sunflowercowboy@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father’s fortune and your child’s kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.

  Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ‘I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.’

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• BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Never has a movie made me feel so uncomfortable for the characters sacrificing themselves for the grind. It’s good, but I don’t have much desire to see it again. A testament to the writing/acting/directing to keep the tension real.

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• 13igTyme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “What a horrible financial decision”

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That watch salesman really ripped you off then.

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• Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn’t see you wearing it?

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• knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So you are fiscally irresponsible and you are proud of it? Good to know…

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