Yeah, but can your watch drive you to the store ?
"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"
Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 10 months ago
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“So, you’re both rich and stupid”
madcaesar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yao_Ming.gif
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“what?”
“I’m sorry I didn’t catch that”
“one more time?”
“ok. thanks for letting me know.”
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“that’s a lot of money for such an ugly watch.”
Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden”
count_dongulus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sorry I’m not into bracelets
Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
‘I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.’
A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Shoot the man.
Gorge@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Never has a movie made me feel so uncomfortable for the characters sacrificing themselves for the grind. It’s good, but I don’t have much desire to see it again. A testament to the writing/acting/directing to keep the tension real.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 months ago
kungen@feddit.nu 10 months ago
It even comes with the bonus of extra TSA screening!
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
steals his watch
amorpheus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s how they’ll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“Cool; I’ll just take it right over to the pawn shop then”
aesthelete@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sounds like you got ripped off
tfm@europe.pub 10 months ago
Nooo bro it increases in value bro I’m investing in watches bro
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But it’s gone up $200 since I bought it in 2014!
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
“Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.”
EndOfLine@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“People with true value don’t need trinkets to convince others of their worth.”
“Not everybody knows how to make the best use of their resources.”
“Unless it has a button that stops time, you paid too much.”
boonhet@lemm.ee 10 months ago
All of those likely would make you sound poor and mad to that kinda person. Not sure what you could actually say as a comeback that would work
noxypaws@pawb.social 10 months ago
“Oh that’s cute, does it have a Spring Drive tho?”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I’ve had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It’s really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How’s yours do?
Madison420@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“and yet your dad still don’t love you.”
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
“I wouldn’t want to paint a target on my back like that. Did you hear about Chesterwick’s son getting kidnapped while backpacking in Burma?”
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s quiet an expensive way to look cheap
0ops@lemm.ee 10 months ago
neet
Arigion@feddit.org 10 months ago
I can afford not to have a watch.
Soleos@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The statement is to set them apart from from you and to display power. So you could go with something like,
“Shit, they still make you buy your uniform when you rich eh. Some things never change.”
But more elegantly. Reassert that they are subject to others’ power/approval and relate to them to assert that they’re no different from you.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
What is it for?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it’s cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That sounds mad, you have to not care
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Why not care about such a rude put down?
I don’t see why that should be taken in a cool and submissive way? Surely that’s what he wants, to establish dominance.
Mechaguana@programming.dev 10 months ago
“Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”