“Wow, you’re really shit at bargaining. They really took you for a ride!”
"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"
Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
aliceblossom@lemmy.world 10 months ago
umbraroze@piefed.social 10 months ago
"I don't have the habit of looking at other people's watches. Thanks for pointing it out, I guess, I might have otherwise missed that detail entirely."
(Biz-bro mind cannot comprehend this)
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s not a very high bar, boomer.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Godzila is more likely to keep accurate time.
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 10 months ago
The 3rd feature really convinced me
bluesheep@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“Didn’t ask”
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Not sure what a watch is”
axh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Does none to 60 in ONE minute! It’s garbage.
Randelung@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It time travels at one second per second and only forwards.
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 10 months ago
You. You’re funny!
sjoeqie@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I don’t have a car
scytale@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
But does it djent?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
don’t. make a “oh poor guy” face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don’t he will be mad
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
😬
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like “Wow that’s cool :D” and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they’re so proud of it you don’t want to ruin it for them.
Tja@programming.dev 10 months ago
Smile and say “it’s very pretty”.
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
“your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy”
58008@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Good for you man, that’s a really great watch 😊
Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It’s like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 months ago
Yes, but do you have brass balls?
Aeao@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What time is it?
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Bragging is lower-class behavior
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle… I’m going to go enjoy a coffee. I’ll be back whenever I’m done.”
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think I made the better choice.
Rooskie91@discuss.online 10 months ago
“Wow, I guess you really CAN’T buy taste then”
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Big deal- I also have a small cock.”
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
sirico@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.
QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Why would you own a depreciating asset that is that expensive?
6nk06@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Actually Rolex are an investment. I’ve been told by a friend who has some Rolex that:
- You can’t buy a Rolex, you must go in a waiting list
- Buy the Rolex
- Use it for a few months
- Sell the Rolex for $10k higher than the brand new price to someone who can’t wait
It seems to work somehow. People are morons.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So you like to waste money?
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I eat them.
Lupus@feddit.org 10 months ago
“Interesting, may I see?” And when they hold their wrist up to you, inspect it closely, then lick it, make some faces like a wine connoisseur, shake your head and say :“It’s fake” turn around and disengage.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
You see this watch? it cost 80 bucks and shows notifications from my phone"
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This isn’t a car
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Serious answer:
Sometimes people talk about how expensive something they own is simply because they’re proud that they could afford it and even when they’re being tone-deaf, there’s no benefit to getting offended when you could just move the conversation along instead. (Although you might have to listen to them talk about watches.) If they were trying to brag, now they’re stuck trying to explain why the watch is actually worth what they paid and you’re the one judging them.
Cars (and watches) aren’t so expensive that a middle-class person can’t plausibly already own the one he would buy even if money was unlimited. My former mother in law was bothered by the fact that I owned an old car, but when she would bring it up I would just say “I really like the 2008 model.” She couldn’t argue with that.
phantomwise@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Nice one. If it’s only a status thing he’ll scrabble to find something to say about it other than it’s price. And on the very very low chance that it’s not, he’ll have an excuse to explain. Who knows, he might be a watch nerd who’s really proud that he could afford that watch because it’s a special watch to watch nerds for watch related reasons and he’ll tell you all about it.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I feel special when my 6 year old laptop runs circles around your new shit because I know how to maintain it and don’t install every fucking app I find.
Preflight_Tomato@lemm.ee 10 months ago
& also you probably know to spec it appropriately; most slow laptops I see have 8 gigs ram.