"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• sunflowercowboy@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father’s fortune and your child’s kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.

  Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.

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• Sneptaur@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s not a very high bar, boomer.

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• Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Okay and does it tell the time?”

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Smile and say “it’s very pretty”.

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Good for you man, that’s a really great watch 😊

  Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It’s like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cool story bro

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• Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What time is it?

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bragging is lower-class behavior

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• oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter, or just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?

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• Mvlad88@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ok, and what’s your question?

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• TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I couldn’t care less.

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• OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “My wealth is in stocks”

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  • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My wealth is in socks

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• A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shoot the man.

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?”

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• cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nice.

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  neet

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it’s cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That sounds mad, you have to not care

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why not care about such a rude put down?

      I don’t see why that should be taken in a cool and submissive way? Surely that’s what he wants, to establish dominance.

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• omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy”

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle… I’m going to go enjoy a coffee. I’ll be back whenever I’m done.”

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Big deal- I also have a small cock.”

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• QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why would you own a depreciating asset that is that expensive?

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  • 6nk06@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Actually Rolex are an investment. I’ve been told by a friend who has some Rolex that:

    1. You can’t buy a Rolex, you must go in a waiting list
    2. Buy the Rolex
    3. Use it for a few months
    4. Sell the Rolex for $10k higher than the brand new price to someone who can’t wait

    It seems to work somehow. People are morons.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This isn’t a car

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Tell him I still banged your mom tho

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• amorpheus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s how they’ll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.

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• zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  "Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn’t come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you’ve shown me so far is your have more money than taste…*

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• boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I’d still be fine with who I was. Would you?

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• sjoeqie@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t have a car

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Timex?”

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• Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My phone is more accurate

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  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Time is a construct

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    • __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So is that watch gottem

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