"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Okay and does it tell the time?”

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Cool story bro

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• A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Shoot the man.

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  neet

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it’s cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That sounds mad, you have to not care

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Why not care about such a rude put down?

      I don’t see why that should be taken in a cool and submissive way? Surely that’s what he wants, to establish dominance.

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• omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy”

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle… I’m going to go enjoy a coffee. I’ll be back whenever I’m done.”

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Big deal- I also have a small cock.”

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• QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why would you own a depreciating asset that is that expensive?

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  • 6nk06@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Actually Rolex are an investment. I’ve been told by a friend who has some Rolex that:

    1. You can’t buy a Rolex, you must go in a waiting list
    2. Buy the Rolex
    3. Use it for a few months
    4. Sell the Rolex for $10k higher than the brand new price to someone who can’t wait

    It seems to work somehow. People are morons.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This isn’t a car

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meat up with some friends later.”

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• technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Barf in his face.

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• MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.

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  • BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not gonna argue that it’s not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.

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    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s why you have a personal assistant follow you around!

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• OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “My wealth is in stocks”

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  • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My wealth is in socks

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?”

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• amorpheus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s how they’ll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.

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• sjoeqie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t have a car

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• Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Wow, I guess you really CAN’T buy taste then”

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• VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Cool. Anyway…

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• zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “So instead of feeding hundreds of hungry children, you decided to get gaudy jewelry that tells everyone you’re a greedy cunt?”

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sounds poor and mad 😔

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    • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s pretty much the theme for most of the responses here.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s appropriate to get mad at such pointless waste.

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• Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Anyone who spends more on a watch than a car has poor money management. Fuck, what a waste. There’s no way any watch is worth more than $1000 other than for clout which is stupid.

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Does your watch get good milage?

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• TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Great! Does it help you with not shooting people as well?

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  • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    hes just have a itchy trigger finger.

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  -“What time is it?”

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• sunflowercowboy@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father’s fortune and your child’s kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.

  Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.

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• oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter, or just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?

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• cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nice.

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Tell him I still banged your mom tho

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