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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

    Good that they provided both the Emperor penguin and human penguin for scale.

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wenk wenk wenk!

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    • ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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  • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Based on that description, that dude on the right is a tall fella.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      1m90ish is 7cm taller than the average Dutch male.

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    • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Including large boots, hat, and hood. And also fairly tall.

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    • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Trump would say it was him but he was even bigger than mega penguin and more handsome

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      • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        mega penguin

        MAGA penguin

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    it’s just a dude in a costume

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Another one for you. there are no extant true penguins. What we see now are covergently evolved flightless birds. True penguins went extinct.

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    • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk

      The great auk (Pinguinus impennis), also known as the penguin or garefowl, is an extinct species of flightless alcid that first appeared around 400,000 years ago and became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only modern species in the genus Pinguinus. It was not closely related to the penguins of the Southern Hemisphere, which were named for their resemblance to this species.

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        rest impennis

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      ?!

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Only pingwings, no penguins.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wait what? Damn I didn’t know that.

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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I was planning to, but work has been hell today. I’ve barely had any time to shitpost.

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  • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ok but was it a true penguin, or a false penguin like all the extant species today?

    youtu.be/6eC6ITjVf28

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      All modern penguins are pseudo-penguins.

      Penguins are the Linux mascot.

      sudo sounds like “pseudo” (unless you are one of those people who pronounces it Sue-dew or sud-Oh, in which case, I don’t like you).

      Sudo penguin. Heh.

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      • gwilikers@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Jesus, who says ‘sud-Oh.’

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well now I want to talk to you about an extinct species of hairy-ass elephants. And they had hair all over, not just on their ass!

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fun fact, they were bald everywhere else.

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  • mendiCAN@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Palaeeudyptes klekowskii

    -or-

    The Big Klekowskii

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    • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If you’re not into the whole “brevity” thing

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      • mendiCAN@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        <—soulless

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    • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ll just go install klekowskii linux real quick, brb

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      • mendiCAN@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        i just dropped in, to see what condition my install was in

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  • Engywuck@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Strong lovecraftiant vibes here.

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    • Wrufieotnak@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah, somebody didn’t read their At the Mountains of Madness.

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    • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Those were albino iirc.

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      • Engywuck@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Yes, and 6 ft. tall

        lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Albino_penguin

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Megapenguin Grandpa: Kids, did I ever tell you about Gigapenguin?

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I could take him

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The girl will still date him over meeting you in the woods.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Of course, he is 6’7 after all.

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      • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        But her dress is actually blue.

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    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think he fits in my car. I could take him too.

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      • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Dude don’t you have a department of health and human services to run?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Walugi’s fursona.

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  • VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Still can’t fly, pathetic

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    • ZombieMantis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean, can you?

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      • VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        No, but I’m not a bird 😎

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      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I can go on a plane, the fact that they cant is a certified skill issue :3

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  • TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I want one! Gimme!

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  • SoyViking@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    RETVRN!

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Megafauna is dope

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I want this as my next album cover.

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  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I bet it tasted so good. Like pork or something

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Most seabirds taste like oily fish but with the texture of chicken.

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      • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Hot damn, fry that bad boy up and give me some tartar sauce

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      • Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        That sounds perfect tbh. I love fish flavour but mostly don’t like the texture.

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      • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I was really sad to heat this penguins look tasty.

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    • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      the human urge to eat literally anything except plants

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      • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Is this the healthy eating lemmy??? Mind your business soyboy

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  • immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So huggable!

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