Megafauna is dope
MEGA PENGUIN
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Megapenguin Grandpa: Kids, did I ever tell you about Gigapenguin?
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I want this as my next album cover.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well now I want to talk to you about an extinct species of hairy-ass elephants. And they had hair all over, not just on their ass!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fun fact, they were bald everywhere else.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 11 months ago
I could take him
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[deleted]exasperation@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Dude don’t you have a department of health and human services to run?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The girl will still date him over meeting you in the woods.
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Of course, he is 6’7 after all.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
But her dress is actually blue.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Another one for you. there are no extant true penguins. What we see now are covergently evolved flightless birds. True penguins went extinct.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Wait what? Damn I didn’t know that.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk
The great auk (Pinguinus impennis), also known as the penguin or garefowl, is an extinct species of flightless alcid that first appeared around 400,000 years ago and became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only modern species in the genus Pinguinus. It was not closely related to the penguins of the Southern Hemisphere, which were named for their resemblance to this species.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
rest impennis
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 months ago
?!
Comment105@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Only pingwings, no penguins.
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I bet it tasted so good. Like pork or something
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
the human urge to eat literally anything except plants
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is this the healthy eating lemmy??? Mind your business soyboy
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Most seabirds taste like oily fish but with the texture of chicken.
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hot damn, fry that bad boy up and give me some tartar sauce
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 11 months ago
That sounds perfect tbh. I love fish flavour but mostly don’t like the texture.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was really sad to heat this penguins look tasty.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I was planning to, but work has been hell today. I’ve barely had any time to shitpost.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Walugi’s fursona.
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ok but was it a true penguin, or a false penguin like all the extant species today?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
All modern penguins are pseudo-penguins.
Penguins are the Linux mascot.
sudosounds like “pseudo” (unless you are one of those people who pronounces it Sue-dew or sud-Oh, in which case, I don’t like you).Sudo penguin. Heh.
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Still can’t fly, pathetic
ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean, can you?
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I can go on a plane, the fact that they cant is a certified skill issue :3
mendiCAN@hexbear.net 11 months ago
Palaeeudyptes klekowskii
-or-
The Big Klekowskii
0x0@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I’ll just go install klekowskii linux real quick, brb
mendiCAN@hexbear.net 11 months ago
i just dropped in, to see what condition my install was in
swab148@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If you’re not into the whole “brevity” thing
mendiCAN@hexbear.net 11 months ago
<—soulless
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 11 months ago
it’s just a dude in a costume
samus12345@lemm.ee 11 months ago
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Based on that description, that dude on the right is a tall fella.
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Trump would say it was him but he was even bigger than mega penguin and more handsome
Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Including large boots, hat, and hood. And also fairly tall.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
1m90ish is 7cm taller than the average Dutch male.
Engywuck@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Strong lovecraftiant vibes here.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Those were albino iirc.
Engywuck@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yes, and 6 ft. tall
Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 11 months ago
Yeah, somebody didn’t read their At the Mountains of Madness.
TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 11 months ago
I want one! Gimme!
SoyViking@hexbear.net 11 months ago
RETVRN!
AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 11 months ago
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Wenk wenk wenk!
ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 11 months ago
immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
So huggable!