Based on that description, that dude on the right is a tall fella.
MEGA PENGUIN
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
1m90ish is 7cm taller than the average Dutch male.
Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Including large boots, hat, and hood. And also fairly tall.
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Trump would say it was him but he was even bigger than mega penguin and more handsome
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 months ago
it’s just a dude in a costume
samus12345@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Another one for you. there are no extant true penguins. What we see now are covergently evolved flightless birds. True penguins went extinct.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk
The great auk (Pinguinus impennis), also known as the penguin or garefowl, is an extinct species of flightless alcid that first appeared around 400,000 years ago and became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only modern species in the genus Pinguinus. It was not closely related to the penguins of the Southern Hemisphere, which were named for their resemblance to this species.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
rest impennis
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 months ago
?!
Comment105@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Only pingwings, no penguins.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Wait what? Damn I didn’t know that.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I was planning to, but work has been hell today. I’ve barely had any time to shitpost.
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ok but was it a true penguin, or a false penguin like all the extant species today?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
All modern penguins are pseudo-penguins.
Penguins are the Linux mascot.
sudo
sounds like “pseudo” (unless you are one of those people who pronounces it Sue-dew or sud-Oh, in which case, I don’t like you).Sudo penguin. Heh.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well now I want to talk to you about an extinct species of hairy-ass elephants. And they had hair all over, not just on their ass!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fun fact, they were bald everywhere else.
mendiCAN@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Palaeeudyptes klekowskii
-or-
The Big Klekowskii
swab148@lemm.ee 2 months ago
If you’re not into the whole “brevity” thing
mendiCAN@hexbear.net 2 months ago
<—soulless
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’ll just go install klekowskii linux real quick, brb
mendiCAN@hexbear.net 2 months ago
i just dropped in, to see what condition my install was in
Engywuck@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Strong lovecraftiant vibes here.
Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 2 months ago
Yeah, somebody didn’t read their At the Mountains of Madness.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Those were albino iirc.
Engywuck@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Yes, and 6 ft. tall
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Megapenguin Grandpa: Kids, did I ever tell you about Gigapenguin?
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 months ago
I could take him
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The girl will still date him over meeting you in the woods.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Of course, he is 6’7 after all.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But her dress is actually blue.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think he fits in my car. I could take him too.
exasperation@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Dude don’t you have a department of health and human services to run?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Walugi’s fursona.
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Still can’t fly, pathetic
ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, can you?
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I can go on a plane, the fact that they cant is a certified skill issue :3
TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 2 months ago
I want one! Gimme!
SoyViking@hexbear.net 2 months ago
RETVRN!
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Megafauna is dope
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 months ago
I want this as my next album cover.
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I bet it tasted so good. Like pork or something
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Most seabirds taste like oily fish but with the texture of chicken.
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hot damn, fry that bad boy up and give me some tartar sauce
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 2 months ago
That sounds perfect tbh. I love fish flavour but mostly don’t like the texture.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was really sad to heat this penguins look tasty.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
the human urge to eat literally anything except plants
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this the healthy eating lemmy??? Mind your business soyboy
immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
So huggable!
AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 2 months ago
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Good that they provided both the Emperor penguin and human penguin for scale.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Wenk wenk wenk!
ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 2 months ago
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