This is nothing new. Cardinals have been rawdogging kids for centuries.
rawdogging it
Submitted 2 days ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 days ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pre-puberty is the only contraceptive the catholic church approves of
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Not again 😫20250508_090757
FardyCakes@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The kids call it mmph mmphim because the cardinals have their dicks in their mouths.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Do cardinals have corkscrew dicks like ducks?
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It is a rape adaptation… so
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
You mean the birds or the baseball player?
forrgott@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Isn’t the sound more like gak gak gork…?
Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Only if they enjoy it
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Please don’t joke about raping children.
WagnasT@lemmy.world 2 days ago
People out there just raw dogging the internet with no ad blocker or private dns or nothing.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
True rawdogging was limewire.
Once after 3 days of downloading a concert video, it turned up to be some random porn video.
WagnasT@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lol, i once tried to get that command and conquer FPS game from lime wire, it ended up being Max Payne which was a great game but not what I was expecting.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
I’m gonna need a clip if this is real
riquisimo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Here ya go, timestampped.
seeigel@feddit.org 1 day ago
Matthew 5:34-37
34 But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; 35 or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. 36 And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. 37 All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one
So who introduced the oath of secrecy?
Zatore@lemm.ee 1 day ago
The one who dies his hair
silasmariner@programming.dev 1 day ago
Deep cut
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 1 day ago
Hmmm kids. Cardinals. Raw dogging…
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
The cardinals shouldn’t be raw dogging anyone but it’s funny because they do.
I got it!
Don’t eat the crab dip! Yeah yeah!
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Is it really that hard to just not look at the phone? I moved all of my internet entertainment to my laptop and I only ever use my phone for calling or government stuff.
Luouth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Cardinal Joe Lycett second from the front
peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As an 80’s kid I can honestly say “rawdogging it” was magnitudes better.
bus_factor@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This is what the kids are referring to:

tetris11@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Anyone who is comfortable conversing with the confines of their own mind, is either a sage or a psychopath in my opinion
Red0ctober@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m a weird psycho then. When the infotainment screens are available, I like watching other people’s screens. I’ve seen The Spy Who Dumped Me twice with no audio. I think I’ve got a pretty good grasp of the plot though.
klemptor@startrek.website 2 days ago
I’m neither. Just an introvert with a good imagination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Or an air marshal
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 days ago
That actually sounds rather pleasant, minus the book. Air travel is great for books.
boonhet@lemm.ee 2 days ago
I mean soon as you add the book, it’s an entirely different proposition because now you have entertainment, so you’re traveling like a sane person.
Though personally I don’t know if I could concentrate with the noise. ANC and podcast for me, I’ll just accept that I’m less cultured.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 days ago
Books great. I probably would still read manga instead though.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
It’s the jeans that kill it for me. Those are work pants and sitting still and cramped in stiff denims would make me unhappy. Especially on long flights.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Oh the horror lmao
lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 days ago
He’s all about challenges