PyroNeurosis

@PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievable goals⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You expect me not to try and get my groceries and a deli sammich for lunch? You think I can motivate myself to do that shit after work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British soldiers tune radio waves to fry drone swarms for pennies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. We gotta close the missile gap eith the six-year-olds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British soldiers tune radio waves to fry drone swarms for pennies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s true! When it’s dark out it isn’t because there’s no light, but because you’re trapped in the void!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncle Sam abruptly turns off funding for CVE program. Yes, that CVE program⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you seen the state of the IT industry? Furries and trans girls all of them. Your acronym is entirely appropriate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanna fuck a dog in the ass in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re teenagers, taste doesn’t factor in much after cost and availability.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indonesia president says ready to temporarily shelter Gazans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The victims would only be in Indonesia until they recovered and it was safe for their return.

  So never.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I lost 6 to 10 years of my retirement last week!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, I’m taking my shares with me to the grave. I have a lawyer agency ready to prop up my rotting corpse in every shareholders’ meeting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just this! But also more...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This döner values justice more than all the rest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would u eat this mfer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, my name is in fact Michel Lotito.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People giving swags⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aretl those ‘hand drawn’ like/reply/whatever icons part of a custom reskin? Actually where/when is this from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beware of anime girls⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Punched so hard his lip gloss came off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses ARE Forever⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And this is why trousers are the work of the devil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointing coyote attack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you will know why you fear the night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are you feeling?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absurd! The Dikdik party is the only sensible solution to the social and economic malaise our people face every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla is banned from Canada EV rebate program, gov freezes suspicous $43 million in rebates⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now freeze the editor’s paycheck - no editor worth that much should be misspelling ‘suspicious’ in a headline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Po-tay-toes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Friend, it is very risky to underestimate my sadness or my desire to eat ungodly volumes of potato.

  Even riskier to try underestimating both at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Audible enclaves’ could enable private listening without headphones.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve got it reversed, I think. Our friend there is talking about people who want to broadcast their musical tastes to everyone else on the bus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arkham aslume⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Glendale, San Francisco. The man has seen everything, probably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life goals⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ultraman?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a miniscule amount of posting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Entire pack is BEBIES!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stand Up!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, I saw a clown nose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the foreign vacuum work better? Is it more compact? Are the technologies it is built on protected by IP law? If it’s a cheap junk crescent wrench that I’ll use once because I need it only once, I’d rather not pay double for quality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they? As much as we like to play it quiet, the US exports a lot of food globally- China gets some $17b worth. Those tend to be perishable, so any hot war would have to be over quickly for China to come outahead, and any protracted war would see them need a new breadbasket eother domestic (reducing the industrial/military work pool), or international (which comes with the same risks they have now over US ties).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post with 22k upvotes mentions Lemmy as an alternative to Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we have any fun infographics to help educate those that aren’t autodidacts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parasites successfully deliver drugs to the brain.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These so called “scientists” are really several cats in a labcoat, aren’t they?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New app lets homebuyers know about future neighbor’s politics.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The handwaving of polarization is not a great note to end on, I think…

  Yeah people will move away if tensions get bad enough, but to preempt even that first exposure? People won’t go out to seek the other viewpoints, and this will only feed a more closed bubble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s wiser than I am, mucking around on my depression rectangle at all hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner bell is going off⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not fun trying to prep food with unsteady hands. Made worse by the fact I already ate all my snacks in the last hunger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dwarf Fortress has some exciting plans for the future⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The first hit’s free: bay12games.com/dwarves

  Remember that this isn’t something to win, or really even be good at. Instead this is a story generator. I like sprawling forts with dozens of faceless drones, but if you prefer a more intimate fort where you can follow each name through their life and untimely demise, you can change the max pop in the settings.

  Work orders are your only friend here.