PyroNeurosis

@PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The new AMERICAN pope doesn't even speak AMERICAN⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not Quechua? Having worked in Peru and all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rawdogging it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the jeans that kill it for me. Those are work pants and sitting still and cramped in stiff denims would make me unhappy. Especially on long flights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“No Apple tax means we will lower prices” - Proton announces lower prices for users by up to 30% after US ruling against Apple fees⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The policy on preservation of natural areas was not terrible. It was probably executed poorly and wasn’t intended to be anything but a bludgeon of the state to displace people, but nature preservation as a concept is a necessity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fVck AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This hand looks off… as if they painted over a splayed hand leaving only the middle and fourth fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s too much info. A simple “I can” answers their question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The US is Collapsing Like the USSR – So What Comes Next⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah fuck. It’s gonna be religious cults that do all that. The LDS and Scientologists already have lots of properties and oceans of assets to leverage for it, as well as the only sense of community most Americans ever experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you run a society?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I get a copy of the grading criteria? What marks ‘success’ to our alien overlords?

  It doesn’t matter, cause I’ll still do poorly, but I always want to know the desired ends…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievable goals⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You expect me not to try and get my groceries and a deli sammich for lunch? You think I can motivate myself to do that shit after work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British soldiers tune radio waves to fry drone swarms for pennies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. We gotta close the missile gap eith the six-year-olds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British soldiers tune radio waves to fry drone swarms for pennies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s true! When it’s dark out it isn’t because there’s no light, but because you’re trapped in the void!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncle Sam abruptly turns off funding for CVE program. Yes, that CVE program⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you seen the state of the IT industry? Furries and trans girls all of them. Your acronym is entirely appropriate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanna fuck a dog in the ass in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re teenagers, taste doesn’t factor in much after cost and availability.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indonesia president says ready to temporarily shelter Gazans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The victims would only be in Indonesia until they recovered and it was safe for their return.

  So never.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I lost 6 to 10 years of my retirement last week!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, I’m taking my shares with me to the grave. I have a lawyer agency ready to prop up my rotting corpse in every shareholders’ meeting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just this! But also more...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This döner values justice more than all the rest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would u eat this mfer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, my name is in fact Michel Lotito.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People giving swags⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aretl those ‘hand drawn’ like/reply/whatever icons part of a custom reskin? Actually where/when is this from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beware of anime girls⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Punched so hard his lip gloss came off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses ARE Forever⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And this is why trousers are the work of the devil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointing coyote attack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you will know why you fear the night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are you feeling?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Absurd! The Dikdik party is the only sensible solution to the social and economic malaise our people face every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla is banned from Canada EV rebate program, gov freezes suspicous $43 million in rebates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now freeze the editor’s paycheck - no editor worth that much should be misspelling ‘suspicious’ in a headline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Po-tay-toes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Friend, it is very risky to underestimate my sadness or my desire to eat ungodly volumes of potato.

  Even riskier to try underestimating both at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Audible enclaves’ could enable private listening without headphones.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve got it reversed, I think. Our friend there is talking about people who want to broadcast their musical tastes to everyone else on the bus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arkham aslume⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Glendale, San Francisco. The man has seen everything, probably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life goals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ultraman?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a miniscule amount of posting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Entire pack is BEBIES!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stand Up!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, I saw a clown nose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the foreign vacuum work better? Is it more compact? Are the technologies it is built on protected by IP law? If it’s a cheap junk crescent wrench that I’ll use once because I need it only once, I’d rather not pay double for quality.