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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨perishthethought@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    proton deez nutz

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That sounds hazardous to your sperm count.

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      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        what isn’t these days. Live a little.

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      • _cnt0@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski

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      • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        SNIP SNIP, YO!

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  • 3laws@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Proton: Games go brrr Proton: Swiss go privacy-ish Proton: C++ go SQL Proton: Cancer goes 💀💀💀

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    • spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Proton: Rocket go 🚀

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      • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Proton: go + (positive charge)

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  • lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s only one real Proton.
    Image

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    • DrChaotica@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Captain Proton…! But I saw you fall into the fiery mouth of that volcano!

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      • lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Username checks out.

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I was saved at the last minute!

        Let me sing it to you!

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  • carrion0409@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The only proton I know is the thing that makes games go brrrr

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mail

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      • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Also a car brand and a subatomic particle

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    neutrons and electrons reportedly very upset as well.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, one group was only neutral but the other was negative.

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    • woelkchen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      neutrons and electrons reportedly very upset as well.

      I’d be upset as well: www.electronjs.org

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  • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When somebody says they like Proton:

    Aladeen test results

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    • Amanduh@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Proton is very aladeen

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  • skozzii@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The CEO of proton is currently on a mission to destroy the company, so won’t be too many for long.

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    • blaze@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aw bummer, do you have any quick details? I’m out of the loop

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He started sucking cheetos nob, even before it was cool and all the other businesses did.

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    • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I heard he tweeted in favour of one of the policy’s the GOP implemented. What else has he done?

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      • SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Stopped posting on Mastodon while continuing to post on X

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      • FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What policy is it?

        I’m saddened by the amount of partisanism in the US these days. It’s not because an idea is republican that it’s bad, it’s because these days, 99% of them are terrible and that most of them don’t give a single flying fuck about science…

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  • OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Election: Shitty Web apps Proton: shitty Mail, VPN, Cloud storage Proton: Gaymes gooo brrrr (actually good) Proton: Go brrrrr (I’m gonna make a program called neutron lol, as soon as I stop procrastinating )

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At least none of them sucks quite like electron (the thing that bundles chrome to make “native” javascript applications)

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    • joel_feila@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah why do we need electron

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      • hornywarthogfart@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Honest answer? It makes it easy to release an application cross platform.

        Personal / hot-take answer? Because we are human and our drive for mediocrity is astounding…especially when it can save a few bucks. Why make something good when you can make something less good faster and cheaper? That should be Electron’s slogan.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

    Malaysian Proton?

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sexy like can I import that oh fucking forget it

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  • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, around 10^80^ is quite a lot

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  • CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not protons, but it’s crazy to me that photons are everything that we see AND radio waves.

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    • lefixxx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I keep seeing photons everywhere I go. Even more often that AI.

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where’s the neutron love?

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    • OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thought you’d never ask. youtu.be/i-jdhorGtQI?t=17

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  • mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    PROTO N MAN

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  • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For those who are too young to know, this dude tried running for NY Governor. He had the best debates I have ever seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=79KzZ0YqLvo

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    • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      His name is Jimmy McMillan and he’s the leader of the Rent is Too Damn High party. Interestingly enough, Mr. McMillan has not paid rent for 45 years. That said, he’s maintained that it was how high his disabled children’s rent is as why he’s chosen to make himself a political platform. For a vet with disabled children he’s pretty active.

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      • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A true American hero.

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  • i_love_FFT@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There are trillions of trillions of them inside of me!

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So they’re either particles or waves right?

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re made of little things connected to each other that each have three potential properties that go in two different “directions” and if you try to pry the little things apart, more little things pop into existence so you can never isolate them. And yes, every subatomic particle has wave and particle-like properties but it’s not correct to say they’re either one or the other, or that they’re both. They’re not even locally real and don’t really exist in one place.

      This message has been brought to you by Reality™, it’s fucking weird.

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    • Coldcell@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Por que no los dos?

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  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • steventhedev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How very noble

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    why does he look like he should arrive in a small steampunk dirigible

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    • HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had an idea for a story about Steampunk Radical Reconstruction in 1880s and some of the characters I imagined looked like him, but with a top hat.

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      • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The top hat is really all this needs

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  • joel_feila@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I came for a meme about email or maybe video games i can’t tell anymore.

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    • perishthethought@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Haha, I was just talking about the email and games use of the word but you all gave it a whole new spin ʘ‿ʘ

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a side note … I personally hate “Proton” therapy. It serves a lot of children specifically. That, is truly awful!

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    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You mean the cancer therapy?.. Why?

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      • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I hate when the kids get cancer.

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What manner of insanity is this about now

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      • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s a cancer treatment. It totally sucks when kids have cancer.

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Protogen: Haha blue goo go brrrr

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    K

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    • hexabs@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, H+

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, just wait until you get a load of the number of things called “One.” Here’s a hint: It’s a lot more than one.

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  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Atomic Nucleus (n): the roiling maelstrom of insanity at the bottom of reality.

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  • psoul@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To all those antitons out there: 🖕 Signed: a proton

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