SuDmit

@SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feeling extra happy today🫶⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw this post in feed, and literally thought to myself: “Ahh, this couldn’t be violet08. Unless…” Proceeds to open… Yeah)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At first I read it as “800 lbs” and didn’t understand anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No gas?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those were the days⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Because, f**k you! That's why.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ubuntu is uhh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAS Syndrome⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With light emitting LED diodes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a mortal who gets it!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny thing, adding water to the Sun will only make it hotter because of added mass and hydrogen IIRC. At some point it may go supernova or black hole routes, idk if you’d consider any of those “extinguished”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the future, it will be considered unbelievable that repairing a product used to be more expensive than buying a new one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe, if for some reason we stop manufacturing things with complex shapes via injection molding (which is, like, super cheap on big scale) or similar processes, and come back to “constructing them from a lot of generic parts, preferably easily recycleable”. Also semiconductor components (actual microcontrollers, or displays, and in some cases whole boards if they are tiny enough, because of how many effort they require) are not really repairable, you just replace broken components.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It detects when you are in heat, and turns on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most mouse pointers designs assume right-handed users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, sorry, I read it wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most mouse pointers designs assume right-handed users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wdym? I run Ubuntu with KDE and there certainly is cursor customization. You can choose one of defaults or download any cursor you want externally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Have a Very Loving Relationship⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just jam local power station’s turbine with random steel rods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The skillful wielding of sadism sates an innate desire for hierarchical order like an evolutionary husbandry.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’ve seen most of these words before. Kinda incomprehensible. Was your shower some surreal mixer? Was this supposed to be posted to shitpost community instead? Where this ¹ is supposed to lead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just came in your cereal. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who are you? Cereal camer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of us are the bottom row to the billionaire's pyramid scheme.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Low power bottom )-:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who got raptured today?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently this person vger.to/piefed.world/post/496315

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amen⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this still the same angel every time? Though I guess they won’t mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you mean… You wood transition?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t really understand what is the end goal here. It isn’t minimising of total work done, because for this optimal strategy would be just leaving the seat in whatever position it was used. Funnily enough, amount of times it needs to be put up is exactly the same it needs to be put down in absolute terms, but considering the “up” group is smaller than “down group”, their perceived amount of times position should be changed is higher than the same for the opposite group. I. e. in group of one “up” and 9 “downs”, “ups” need to change position of lid with 90% probability, and for every “down” it’s only 10%. Huh. Ofcl course overall it equalizes: 1×0.9=9×0.1.

  Or is it some kind of “welcomeness”? Like, leaving the lid in the most probable expected position (which for equal gender usage would be “sitting” because people sometimes poop, usually not while standing; and because penis people sometimes pee while sitting (me often, but usually at home, not in public)).

  Or is it something else?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A national tragedy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess then I just didn’t understand yours :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A national tragedy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s kinda programmer-ish joke about interpreting

  While true
  

  As a function, and text after coma as its body block to output. Sorry, I thpught it’s funny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A national tragedy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Output:

  He did transition
  He did transition
  He did transition
  He did transition
  He did transition
  ...
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone is gangsta until...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Slave owners when master owner appears

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post your homescreen⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image KWGT widget is very WIP though)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big things happening in the 3D print community⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Five hundred cigarettes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah shit⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nuh-uh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporations = communism⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d also choose this guy’s wife. Eh, for your campaign.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's got electrolytes⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It actually is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know you degenerates want it⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering they bothered to write it down, the only thing remaining is copypasting into translator.

  “Urine on ice”