unemployedclaquer

@unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t do that sorry. Actually I am lmao like, nah, but

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Paragraph breaks, my himie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fascism bad.⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that I’ve lost the narrative, and that’s an unacceptable thing to say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uber is letting women avoid male drivers and riders in the US⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Not clear because I still don’t know your original position. Your comment was unclear and I apologize for my response, as it did not contribute. For myself, I am opposed to misogyny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uber is letting women avoid male drivers and riders in the US⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Since we’re doing unsubstantiated conclusions, we’ll be better off with women in charge. Because, women being human, they are capable of vile self-serving and that works out well for everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fascism bad.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Stay close to the tree line. Learn to identify plants with poisonous oils. Stockpile the leaves that are like paper. If you must run a fire, use clean burning fuels, to avoid disclosing location. Dig a deep hole and build a privacy wall out of poisonous vines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  As there are no means of verifying anything to do with bones, I am insured and I offer a guarantee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Meticulous attention to restoring your own future gravesite after the graverobbing will not prevent altering the future in ways impossible in the normal passage of time. Obviously, unspeakable events will unfold.

  I propose, in order to prevent any time slippage issues, I offer a future grave robbing service. In the the future, when you are gone, but I am here, time travel tech will be a-ok!

  So you can pay me now, and receive your own bones at any point in your life. We have a London shipping underwriters service to guarantee satisfaction and we try really hard to avoid “time crimes”, hahaha who are those time cop clowns

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know. Somehow, I've always known.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a helpful and necessary addition. The mythology does not serve itself.

• I'm training my neighbor's dog by just being chill. I dont give ANY treats to strange dogs. Buttfuck, i want to tell all the dogs they are the best dogs. Yes, question?sopuli.xyz ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello! Fuck you and fuck your improvements!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trans people in Kansas are being ordered to surrender their drivers licenses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to run through kansas twice a week on us-54. Lmao not no more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir's AI Is Already Playing a Major Role in Tracking Gaza Aid Deliveries— As Israel bans NGOs, the U.S. is handing aid delivery in Gaza to private companies pursuing their own agendas.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Been feeling sick since i was a child, guess i learned and went wild

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s quite okay if youre not psycho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down because wtf is your deal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just two fingers in the nostrils

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could do executive orders 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  arkansas, what. Where do you want least?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The epstein shit is extensive, ezxpansivs, lalala. Personally i clean my sink: this is what the former associates say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ancient hyperfixations⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do we categorize someone who is less than this at reindeer herding?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we're all a little gay inside⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Once i was driving a rig through ohio eastbound and seen a rainbow ahead, and they’re hard to predict with the untrained eye, but i said to myself, fuckin hilarious if i hit the end of the rainbow a couple miles west of Columbus.

  And that is where i personally saw the end of a rainbow, like that spectral vision dropped into the middle of I-70, where traffic was fucked from collisions because people were you know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could do executive orders 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Out the airlock, maybe?

  Shit sorry this is turning into a Heinlein trope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genes be crazy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So correct but I recommend some editing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genes be crazy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah so i paid a team of experts to do my job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genes be crazy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genes be crazy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg the ants are so smelly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fallingwater is very interesting, visited as a teenager, with no concept of anything, especially fluid dynamics, but I had seen how heavy snowfall led to heavy river rise that flooded my home and fucked up my life. And i had a vague idea that we all understand, which is that water always wins. So when I saw the interior of Fallingwater, I was like, this shit is not a place humans could live.

  Tl:dr fallingwater is leaky and damp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genes be crazy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ants will creep in. You will attempt your triumphant self sufficient middle of nowhere meal of rocks and soil. When your fire fails, Youll rip open your last remaining stash of nutritiuous gruel and stuff a handful in your mouth, and taste that acid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s good. I’d heard about it, finally looked it up earlier today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Youve seen this more than once? wut? same or different cities?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Union leaders have a message for Newsom: Regulate AI if you want to be president⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He wont shut the fuck up