unemployedclaquer

@unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I might not get paid this time around but j fucking love Greenland

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Squeaky mini this and the, such Fuck me for mentioning Greenland. And all the icy

  Love Greenland

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't legally drink and drive, but you have to present your driver's license to prove you're old enough to drink.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, none of that is true, and no matter what, you should hire a lawyer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Very judgemental of you to call me mostly water!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah gimme that how much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Who are you to judge a person’s rounding error

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Only from the toes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been trying to work out how I knew those memes were related and fine. It’s fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  💯 hot! We bring out the weird chili sauce for you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't legally drink and drive, but you have to present your driver's license to prove you're old enough to drink.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you got a CDL- commercial driver license, you will carefully cobble what you got around that. The CDL is expensive to get. You are going to familiarize with the local laws. New state? You are an expert.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't legally drink and drive, but you have to present your driver's license to prove you're old enough to drink.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Epic story! You did well to act on your own judgment. Because what the f else would you do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't legally drink and drive, but you have to present your driver's license to prove you're old enough to drink.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t drive impaired…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deuterostomes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s it with the goats. Can’t find a goats emoji.

• In the whole Baz Luhrmann 'wear sunscreen' monologue, he never once mentions keeping your feet clean
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like I'm being watched⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I seen a panther and its baby. Because… they did not care about me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slay Girl⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to do a children’s book inspired by those three paragraphs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i did kind of wonder why this strange guy was showing me he had a scary piece of metal in his hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta remind myself, fuck what they think

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am surprised that no one has started selling shell headphones for sleeping.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s brilliant and probably doable diy at no cost, but only if you sleep on your back and don’t toss and turn. Which, maybe you won’t, because sublime sleep. Or you could wait for the $500 Sharper Image version from an airplane seatback magazine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I read this shit in jail.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We will continue to have many such questions for the overlords.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shut the hell up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My mama is obsessed with her multi printer and I am going to make this spontaneously generate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I read this shit in jail.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Best thing you can do in jail is work on some social skills, even if just to get better books

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We must remember the simple wisdom of nature⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s just keep it under wraps, babes. Some people gotta eat .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too late⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard you could send a strongly worded crunch wrap through the mail, instead of hiring a lawyer. But one of the guys on that podcast turned out to be a creep and the joke fucking dematerialized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chomp!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever tf confetti cake is, you can have all this

• I read this shit in jail.sopuli.xyz ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get this filth out of my sight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, semen retention makes a person incapable of presenting an valid argument. But idgaf. You arrived at this conclusion after not speaking out for many menstrual cycles? Did a Real Woman cage your genitals?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jk jk unless...?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof I thought that was Drago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I feel comfortable/safe going outside by myself after being so used to have parent(s) be with me outside most of my life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lots of constructive suggestions in here, but yeah, the distillation is you need to get out somewhere and walk around. The license will help but also hinder because then you can hide in your car. There’s plenty to hide from yeah, the world is terrifying and brutal, but hiding is just procrastinating.

  I had an opposite experience from you, I fought the social anxiety by constantly forcing myself into awkward social situations from an early age, and failing. I chose a college degree in a communications field, just trying to force myself into that so-called exposure therapy. Results were, ah, middling. Talking to random people is good, but don’t expect miracles from them. Read some ancient philosophy or Babysitters Club books. Be ready to deflect the superficial conversations and save your energy for someone you want to talk to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I feel comfortable/safe going outside by myself after being so used to have parent(s) be with me outside most of my life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Random cats are like loot boxes and pokemon characters!! I love it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft Closes Canadian Studio After It Unionizes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Next thing I’ll learn will be that Splinter Cell was a pro fascist story all along